2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.)

I know there’s a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior of Philadelphians on Sunday.

Referencing a Bud Light ad is the true crime. WAZZZZUUUUUUPPPPP?

And that hate is understandably valid. I think we’ve all been a little spoiled by dealing with Broncos fans and Seahawks “fans” in recent years and we’ve become detached from what it’s like when urban whites forget that it isn’t necessarily an attack on their livelihood when they aren’t winning four major sports championships every year.

“Mexicans are why Pennsylvania is losing its global dominance in American football!”

Nonetheless, I am kind of relieved their recorded antics overwhelmed media this weekend. Since The Shield seems to using the playoffs as the time to get super anal about infringement issues (yeah, why would you want publicity right before the Super Bowl?) I am, again, reliant on the performances of the fans to deliver quality Quotables submissions. Not gonna lie, this would be a challenge for me. But for all of you, I have faith that you’re up to the challenge.

With just two more weeks to go, here are your Conference Championship Quotables.


Dope T.J. McConnell jersey being repped on the Broad Street Line.

Still think they should have let the Vikings start Wentz.

“Why isn’t the Super Bowl in Charlottesville?!” -This Guy

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Hooray!!!

“Hey, whatever keeps the President from tweeting that referees aren’t true Patriots, right?”

Kid’s wearing a Chiefs tee so count it!

Not a catch.
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walkingthedog

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This kind of reaction is usually reserved for 40+ yearold blond streakers…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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“Are you sure it isn’t a catch?”
–Jeff Triplette and all refs under league orders

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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This is a secret Belichick language code for “Fuck you, Alex Guerrero.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Carson Wentz doing his impression of Drew Magary’s aortic valve before his heart gave out the final time.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I could have sworn Richard Spencer was a Pats fan.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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“If you think this was good, you should have seen how he got home from the game.”
-Philadelphia Ambulance Driver

sunrisesunrise

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You think they’d realize that no one will ever win in a fight over Pats and Geno’s by now.

sunrisesunrise

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Gronk might want to eat a Tide pod to clean out some of those cobwebs.

Unsurprised

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Indian Takeout

Senor Weaselo

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“Pfft, amateurs. The table’s still standing!”-Bills fans