There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR!
The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers. Also, there’s three Norwegians.
WAR’S ON, BABY!
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN:
- 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Snowboarding
- 9:45PM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): U.S. vs. Finland, Snowboarding
- 1:30AM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): Canada vs. South Korea
- 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
- 5:00AM | Speed Skating, Biathlon, Cross-Country
- NBC:
- 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
- CBC:
- 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
- TSN:
- 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
- Sportsnet1:
- 8:00PM – Snowboard – Men’s Slopestyle Qualifying
- 11:00PM – Snowboard – Women’s Slopestyle Qualifying
- 2:00AM – Speed skating – Men’s 5000m Finals
- 6:00AM – Men’s Luge
- NBCSN:
- NHL:
- Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Preds at Habs – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360 / NHLN
- Oilers at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Spurs at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- San Diego State at Nevada – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Kentucky at Texas A&M – 8:15PM | ESPN
- Gonzaga at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Washington at Oregon State – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- Southern California at Arizona – 10:15PM | ESPN
- UFC 221 Prelims:
- Romero vs. Rockhold: From Perth, Australia – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgo78JfMLU
I put $55 on St. Mary’s now that it’s a pick ’em. Fuck the Zags, they ain’t shit.
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean holy shit….
Run bitch, run fo’ yo’ life, get some hep!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b11uU5jQXg
applying my system fearlessly made at least $2,700 today, after all
If you’ll stop betting I will suck your dick.
There….now that’s incentive.
I kindly decline! There are no MOAR fixtures I wish to bet, at any odds.
Uh huh. We’ll see.
/places large bet.
LOL
I can play with the scrilla above $4,100. That is my right.
LOL. It’s an amendment I think.
NOPE, $4,100 is what I am cashing out on Monday.
No I just meant it’s your right, thus an amendment and… Oh fuck that….
STOP FUCKING AROUND AND CASH OUT UNTIL FALL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
I won’t cash out MOAR than $4,100 yet because I don’t want to deal with tax query. I will play with whatever is left through the NCAAT and re-evaluate. Save that for the fall or re-cash after tax time.
I still have a decent amount out on Southern Cal and Washington (placed this morning, system bets), FWIW. Could still end the day around $5K, perhaps a little higher.
Lovely girl. I’m sure she’d hate me.
So, smrt too.
Wyoming, down 1 after early 5-23 hole
I still can’t believe you bet that. But Imma rootin’ fer ya.
lemme tell ya ’bout tha muthaland!!
Damn straight
Yup…let’s drink some things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2XfVml6o24
Gasol is unplayable against the Warriors, take him out !
Evening commentist party.
Hi there!
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Evening. GAMBLOR be praised!
I forgot the 1st game. Fuck.
Saturday Night, bitches!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNqojbyIDk
Jim Carroll can add himself to that list now.
It’s nice when someone practice what they preach
Derrick White is looking like a real stud right now
Sixers doing everything they can to fuck up the perfect week in Philly
Durant is juked out his his shoes by Slo-mo yet he wants to be in DPOY talks….
why put so much jism on a perfectly good doughnut?
Well, when you name it the “Victoria Paris” people have expectations?
Salty affect.
Spurs are not making excuses they came to grind out a game,
Block and 4 point play from the Latvian Laser!
Dr. Doom approves!
Is that an oven mitt? What is this from?
Could be an actual mitten.
That romcom with what’s his name; plot: they hate each other then fall in love. GIS it.
Did Lady Carlton win again?
Yes, she did!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg
There’s an echo in here.
Like tWBS, I plan to cash out my $4100 (to break even and not have to worry about no tax man shit) and whatever is leftover at the end of the night above and beyond that, I can play with through the NCAAT. I go bust, that’s it until Glorious Footbaw.
Zaza being an asshole with the illegal screen..again.
I enjoy winter evenings when Spur speaks in tongues. I truly feel a heavenly presence amongst the Commentist Party, da?
Do you think there’s an agreement to go easy on the unified Korea hockey team? It’s not like these teams with mostly NHL players are really missing out when the benefit is something Kim Jong Un can gloat over for a while.
50’s porn is just weird.
Fuck you KD!
What did K.D. Lang ever do to you?
Stole my girl. i just couldn’t compete with her.
I mean…she spends 24 hours a day with the equipment – what chance do we have?
She’s always craving something or another….
(good song actually….memories of my tiny blonde surfer chickie in fact)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg
Watching Kentucky, it’s like 5 guys who have never seen a hoopsball before and aren’t quite sure what to do with it. Perhaps one enterprising lad will gin up the courage to try and fuck it one of these nights!
Sir, it’s a ball; not a cousin.
LMA drops 50 tonight.
Shit, what cryptocoin is that? Do I have any!? How do I sell now!!!?
Well shit, that was close.
But after the vig, that nets me about $1,100.
I’m done until next year. Gimme my cash, assholes.
What are rejected slogans for Buddy Cole’s Anal Ass-travaganza?
I’ll take TheRapists for $600, Alex.
WHEW. I saw nothing except the balance on my Sportsbook account shoot upward. GOOD TIMES.
Wait, next calendar year or next football season?
He’s just kidding; he’s wackin’ one off tonight.
Just five more to go to beat Craig James’ record.
Football season. Shut up.
My $1,100 net will go toward California hookers and weed in May, thank you very much.
Mostly weed, admittedly.
Planning on going to Death Valley national park next weekend. Who wants to go? Taking off Friday and going to overnight.
are there suicide booths?
I will just send you a puddle of my sweat along with a recording of me saying “why is it so fucking hot?” That should effectively emulate my presence.
it’s the middle of “winter”, highs in the low 80’s.
Is it a dry heat?
Dry heat though, ppl forget that.
/Not even joking, dry heat is so much more tolerable.
The time I spent in the Horn of Africa confirms this.
Watch out for the lows at night because it can get cold as shit, and windy. And “dry cold” is even worse.
You camping or did you get a hotel? Death Valley is fucking amazing
camping but I really don’t plan on sleeping. Going to some stargazing and sunrise photos.
Dang! Look at that banner image! You gotta admit, lions are pretty bad ass.
That guy isn’t fucking around; I suppose the other guy isn’t fucking around either. Yet they’re not trying to kill each other, just dominate, because killing is woman’s work. So I guess in a sense they are fucking around. Look at the female in the back with her resigned expression: Oh, they’re at it again. Why don’t they just fuck each other. Lady, maybe they will.
http://photobucket.com/gallery/user/Peripatetic/media/cGF0aDovTGlvbnMuZ2lm/?ref=
❤
Wait there’s a Christian Fauria who plays tight end? When you add that to Joseph Fauria, ex-Lions tight end, you get a Finite Fauria Series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs
I’m not sure what this is, but I know that I want more of it.
Is that from the new Tom Cruise/Aziz Ansari movie?
“That was fucking funny.”
-Kevin Hart
I am not allowed to have a good day. Not one single day.
These air bag recalls are no joke.
Fuckers can even blow the spread part of my bet now.
Which porn are you watching?
Michelle Beadle’s voice does not match her face. it’s “off”
So…that’s twice today I had a double digit underdog moneyline bet with the game seemingly won in the final minute. I really should blow my fucking brains out already.
FFS VPI….I mean just fucking horrid end of game bullshit taking moneh out mah pocket.
Hope Hicks, the WH communications director, sure seems to get around. How much are these Trump people fucking in the WH? Is it more or less than previous administrations?
Perhaps it just seems that way, going back to a “normal” bunch of sleazebags after 8 years of Mr. Clean, who actually loved his wife and set a good example and shit.
Set a good SECRET MUSLIM example, you mean
It’s probably all the secret muslim african MIND CONTROL drugs that he left behind that is causing all the trouble in the trump admin even though there is no trouble and he’s doing a better job than all previous presidents combined
Even in my current most foul mood, this made me smile. Huzzah!
New key idea for hippo
/she would still make it her life’s mission to misplace it
watching the end of San Fran/BYU was a jinx, so I ain’t watching here.
I net about $2200 if VPI manages to win this. I got 2 bills in at +600, $55 at +625. Plus $225 ATS (+12).
Well, at least I should be good to end up with $437 when they lose a heartbreaker. Because Hippo can never have nice things.
One of my dipshit kids dropped her car keys down the autoflush toilet at work tonight.
/of course she doesn’t know where the spare is
As a father of 3 I feel your frustration. Plus, how is that possible?
She said she had them in her back pocket. That didn’t help the physics/particle dynamics for me, neither.
If I could go back in time and shoot my balls off, I gladly would.
OrangeJello and TangerineJello are death itself on phone screens – if I could buy phone cases made from Wolverine’s bones for them, it’d probably be cheaper than replacing cracked screens.
oh, I get that in spades too. All 3 best remember that when I suggest they elope.
Hang on, I can translate that from kidspeak for you:
She dropped her keys and drugs down a toilet to avoid getting caught, then blamed poor old autoflush.
I’m really enjoying the karma DeAndre Jordan is suffering right now.
Another clean hit on Brady that still draws a flag.
Oh, deer.
Go Spurs Go
Let’s see some hustle.
Fantasy achievement: Unlocked
Isn’t that from “Wookie Nookie: A Star Wars Story” ?
Google search “new england patriots owner”.
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Well fuck!
I wonder who Hippo and TWBS have in the US v Finland curling/women’s hockey…
And do they parlay that with figure skating or alpine skiing?
Apparently, Hippo NEVER parlays…
es verdad!