There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR!
The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers. Also, there’s three Norwegians.
WAR’S ON, BABY!
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN:
- 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Snowboarding
- 9:45PM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): U.S. vs. Finland, Snowboarding
- 1:30AM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): Canada vs. South Korea
- 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
- 5:00AM | Speed Skating, Biathlon, Cross-Country
- NBC:
- 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
- CBC:
- 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
- TSN:
- 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
- Sportsnet1:
- 8:00PM – Snowboard – Men’s Slopestyle Qualifying
- 11:00PM – Snowboard – Women’s Slopestyle Qualifying
- 2:00AM – Speed skating – Men’s 5000m Finals
- 6:00AM – Men’s Luge
- NBCSN:
- NHL:
- Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Preds at Habs – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360 / NHLN
- Oilers at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Spurs at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- San Diego State at Nevada – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Kentucky at Texas A&M – 8:15PM | ESPN
- Gonzaga at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Washington at Oregon State – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- Southern California at Arizona – 10:15PM | ESPN
- UFC 221 Prelims:
- Romero vs. Rockhold: From Perth, Australia – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
Woof. Thumbs down on Murrica ladies’ hockey jersey.
USA’s goalie has good lateral movement
Fuck Finland.
Can I invite a new grouping of countries like BeNeLux that is BeNeLat(via)? It’s for gambling purposes if that helps.
So I just got a memo from something that’s a report from somewhere else, saying “Australia” isn’t a “country.”
And?
According to Southern New Hampshire University, “Australia” doesn’t exist.
http://www.wmur.com/article/snhu-replaces-professor-after-australia-isnt-a-country-claim/16851921
Sounds about right
Australia is not a country. It’s a British colony, like Canada *zing*
I want to push my fingers into my eyeballs right now.
Did you reply back that they’re a fucking idiot?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Can’t begin to care about curling, but I am all about the Norwegian chick’s willingness to scream in her partner’s face on a global stage
Been a couple late nights riding a bar stool that curling has been on one of the tv’s. I can’t say I’m a fan, but the lycra pants combined with the odd body positions attained while throwing and sweeping make the sport quite watchable.
So maybe you guys heard there was a little free agency movement today…
So the Cardinals will know another team’s pitches at least five times a year?
‘Sup
Sunday Gravy comin yo!
Going with anything Mardi Gras related?
It’s on the agenda for the season but not this week.
Awesome. Looking forward to Gravy season.
#ColtsStrong
Homemade king cake?
I like your thinking. I mean, except that I hate baking. Other than that I like your thinking. If I’m gonna spend all goddamn day making gumbo, someone else can bring dessert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejU5YAHN3vQ
Evening Zymms and gents. Sooooo… looks like Luke Rockhold is gonna need a lot of Excedrin tomorrow.
Meanwhile at Miramax…
The Pac-12 deserves 0 tournament teamsz
Good game-winning three with 0.1 left, OSU.
OSU seems to not want to win this 2OT game
My NASCAR joke got blocked for the in@##%uous joke.reference.
The Nördschliffe!
Man, these Olympics have been pretty gay so far, I’m gonna have to watch a NASCAR race just to even things out again. Come to think of it, NASCAR is pretty gay too.
NACAR; gay AND incestuous!
“I like that Canadian skater.” – Ed Hochuli
I know it’s not politically correct to make fun of the shape of Asian people’s eyes but it’s okay to make fun of them for being cross-eyed, right?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is too, or lazy eye, or something. Didn’t notice until someone here posted a joke.
Same guy trying again.
This is my official Olympic gif, good for every occasion. Brought to you by Red Man, the official chewing tobacco of the U.S. Womens Figure Skating Team.
This was even a worse try.
WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME TO THIS?!?
Men’s 1,500m Final A
Gold
KOR – LIM Hyojun
Silver
NED – Sjinkie KNEGT
Bronze
OAR – Semen ELISTRATOV
Flyers try to fuck up and accidentally win. Philly sports: Undefeated since 2-8-2018.
“I’m surprised no one complained about slopestyle!”
– Jeremy Clarkson
Btw, the DFO homelands swept the men’s podium…
Endless Green Void did have a pretty good olympic bid
Slope style? – B Parcells
When I am elected Dictator for Life, I will divert ALL of our resources to developing time travel so that I can go back and change LeBron James’ first name to Theseus so that I can make a pretty great joke/headline about this trade deadline situation.
ANNOUNCER: …you may find her on the streets of Moscow, doing what she loves best…
RIKKI: Murdering hobos!
Entertaining horses!
I saw Entertaining Horses open up for Cloud Cult at the Troubadour back in ’14. Their bassist was so wasted he could barely stand up, but they were otherwise pretty decent.
drinking vodka
Well Spurs are trying. Not much you can do when your starting and backup PG’s and SF’s are out.
injuries hurting em. When r they coming back?
i heard after all-star break but who knows.
Live look in on Warriors sitting on Spurs…
Meh, fuck it.
Have a nice night gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT4A3rttrs8
/Starts timer
//Bets the under
///Dick joke
I’m going with “Nice dress; well designed.”
I’m going with nice nipples.
A given, but does not go over that well.
She should have looked in the mirror then.
You must be great with women.
Yes, I am. Because I actually have enough self-awareness, compassion and decorum not to actually say stupid shit like that to a woman in context.
But thanks for the backhanded insult anyway.
I’m going with, “why a white girdle?”
Looks more like a “So my pussy doesn’t show.” What’s with all the bitching about posts tonight?
You must be great with women.
(yes, I’m in one of those moods…fuck off)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDK0xdiHBcQ
Maximum Hipster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6_QXwKesU
Nice.
Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw
Evening guys & gals!
Warriors vs Spurs is close thru 3
u speek in tongues liek Spur?
did someone say dinner?
Thank goodness foar the page flip so no one will ever know I offered to suck Hippo’s dick, huh?
Hey. sorry, I ain’t had but 2 grapefruit alcoholic fizzy waters. NAWT 20 ,, smgdh
I’ll bring a Bartles and Jaymes sixer.
Lube up buddy boy.
/doubles down on previous bet.
YAY!!! I have fuckall to do FOAR VD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
Penicillin won’t work?
Ice tits and ice eagles up praise be to gamblor. Plus 50 on Wyoming ats looks good
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GIT SUM!!!