A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin'” Saturday Evening Open thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR!

The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers. Also, there’s three Norwegians.

 

WAR’S ON, BABY!


Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBCSN:
      • 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Snowboarding
      • 9:45PM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): U.S. vs. Finland, Snowboarding
      • 1:30AM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): Canada vs. South Korea
      • 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
      • 5:00AM | Speed Skating, Biathlon, Cross-Country
    • NBC:
      • 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
    • CBC:
      • 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
    • TSN:
      • 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
    • Sportsnet1:
      • 8:00PM – Snowboard – Men’s Slopestyle Qualifying
      • 11:00PM – Snowboard – Women’s Slopestyle Qualifying
      • 2:00AM – Speed skating – Men’s 5000m Finals
      • 6:00AM – Men’s Luge

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Preds at Habs – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360 / NHLN
    • Oilers at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Spurs at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC
  • NCAA:
    • San Diego State at Nevada – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Kentucky at Texas A&M – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • Gonzaga at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPN2
    • Washington at Oregon State – 10:00PM | ESPNU
    • Southern California at Arizona – 10:15PM | ESPN
  • UFC 221 Prelims:
    • Romero vs. Rockhold: From Perth, Australia – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Wakezilla
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Woof. Thumbs down on Murrica ladies’ hockey jersey.

USA’s goalie has good lateral movement

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Fuck Finland.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Can I invite a new grouping of countries like BeNeLux that is BeNeLat(via)? It’s for gambling purposes if that helps.

WCS
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So I just got a memo from something that’s a report from somewhere else, saying “Australia” isn’t a “country.”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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And?

WCS
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According to Southern New Hampshire University, “Australia” doesn’t exist.

http://www.wmur.com/article/snhu-replaces-professor-after-australia-isnt-a-country-claim/16851921

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Sounds about right

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Australia is not a country. It’s a British colony, like Canada *zing*

WCS
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I want to push my fingers into my eyeballs right now.

Wakezilla
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Did you reply back that they’re a fucking idiot?

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Gratliff
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Can’t begin to care about curling, but I am all about the Norwegian chick’s willingness to scream in her partner’s face on a global stage

JerBear50
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JerBear50

Been a couple late nights riding a bar stool that curling has been on one of the tv’s. I can’t say I’m a fan, but the lycra pants combined with the odd body positions attained while throwing and sweeping make the sport quite watchable.

JerBear50
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JerBear50

So maybe you guys heard there was a little free agency movement today…
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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

‘Sup

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JerBear50
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JerBear50

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yeah right
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Sunday Gravy comin yo!

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JerBear50
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JerBear50

Going with anything Mardi Gras related?

yeah right
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It’s on the agenda for the season but not this week.

JerBear50
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JerBear50

Awesome. Looking forward to Gravy season.
#ColtsStrong

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Homemade king cake?

JerBear50
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JerBear50

I like your thinking. I mean, except that I hate baking. Other than that I like your thinking. If I’m gonna spend all goddamn day making gumbo, someone else can bring dessert.

yeah right
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50
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JerBear50

Evening Zymms and gents. Sooooo… looks like Luke Rockhold is gonna need a lot of Excedrin tomorrow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50
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JerBear50

Meanwhile at Miramax…

blaxabbath
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The Pac-12 deserves 0 tournament teamsz

blaxabbath
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Good game-winning three with 0.1 left, OSU.

blaxabbath
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OSU seems to not want to win this 2OT game

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My NASCAR joke got blocked for the in@##%uous joke.reference.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross
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The Nördschliffe!

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Man, these Olympics have been pretty gay so far, I’m gonna have to watch a NASCAR race just to even things out again. Come to think of it, NASCAR is pretty gay too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NACAR; gay AND incestuous!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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“I like that Canadian skater.” – Ed Hochuli

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I know it’s not politically correct to make fun of the shape of Asian people’s eyes but it’s okay to make fun of them for being cross-eyed, right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is too, or lazy eye, or something. Didn’t notice until someone here posted a joke.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same guy trying again.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

This is my official Olympic gif, good for every occasion. Brought to you by Red Man, the official chewing tobacco of the U.S. Womens Figure Skating Team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This was even a worse try.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury
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WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME TO THIS?!?

Men’s 1,500m Final A
Gold
KOR – LIM Hyojun
Silver
NED – Sjinkie KNEGT
Bronze
OAR – Semen ELISTRATOV

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff
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Flyers try to fuck up and accidentally win. Philly sports: Undefeated since 2-8-2018.

ballsofsteelandfury
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“I’m surprised no one complained about slopestyle!”

– Jeremy Clarkson

ballsofsteelandfury
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Btw, the DFO homelands swept the men’s podium…

rockingdog
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rockingdog

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herodotus450
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herodotus450

Endless Green Void did have a pretty good olympic bid

litre_cola
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Slope style? – B Parcells

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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herodotus450
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herodotus450

When I am elected Dictator for Life, I will divert ALL of our resources to developing time travel so that I can go back and change LeBron James’ first name to Theseus so that I can make a pretty great joke/headline about this trade deadline situation.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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ANNOUNCER: …you may find her on the streets of Moscow, doing what she loves best…

RIKKI: Murdering hobos!

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Entertaining horses!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I saw Entertaining Horses open up for Cloud Cult at the Troubadour back in ’14. Their bassist was so wasted he could barely stand up, but they were otherwise pretty decent.

rockingdog
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rockingdog

drinking vodka

Spur
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Spur

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Spur
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Spur

Well Spurs are trying. Not much you can do when your starting and backup PG’s and SF’s are out.

rockingdog
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rockingdog

injuries hurting em. When r they coming back?

Spur
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Spur

i heard after all-star break but who knows.

rockingdog
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rockingdog

Live look in on Warriors sitting on Spurs…
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Meh, fuck it.
Have a nice night gents.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

/Starts timer
//Bets the under
///Dick joke

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I’m going with “Nice dress; well designed.”

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m going with nice nipples.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A given, but does not go over that well.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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She should have looked in the mirror then.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You must be great with women.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yes, I am. Because I actually have enough self-awareness, compassion and decorum not to actually say stupid shit like that to a woman in context.

But thanks for the backhanded insult anyway.

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’m going with, “why a white girdle?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Looks more like a “So my pussy doesn’t show.” What’s with all the bitching about posts tonight?

theeWeeBabySeamus
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You must be great with women.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you, if you could get by
Trying not to lie
Things wouldn’t be so confused
And I wouldn’t feel so used

(yes, I’m in one of those moods…fuck off)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo
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Maximum Hipster!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Nice.

rockingdog
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rockingdog

Never forget.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
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rockingdog

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King Hippo
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
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rockingdog

Evening guys & gals!
Warriors vs Spurs is close thru 3

King Hippo
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u speek in tongues liek Spur?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
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rockingdog

did someone say dinner?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Thank goodness foar the page flip so no one will ever know I offered to suck Hippo’s dick, huh?
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King Hippo
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Hey. sorry, I ain’t had but 2 grapefruit alcoholic fizzy waters. NAWT 20 ,, smgdh

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’ll bring a Bartles and Jaymes sixer.
Lube up buddy boy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/doubles down on previous bet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo
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YAY!!! I have fuckall to do FOAR VD.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Penicillin won’t work?

litre_cola
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Ice tits and ice eagles up praise be to gamblor. Plus 50 on Wyoming ats looks good

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS……………

herodotus450
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herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo
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GIT SUM!!!