A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin'” Saturday Evening Open thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR!

The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers. Also, there’s three Norwegians.

 

WAR’S ON, BABY!


Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBCSN:
      • 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Snowboarding
      • 9:45PM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): U.S. vs. Finland, Snowboarding
      • 1:30AM – Curling (Mixed Doubles): Canada vs. South Korea
      • 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
      • 5:00AM | Speed Skating, Biathlon, Cross-Country
    • NBC:
      • 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
    • CBC:
      • 8:00PM – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing
    • TSN:
      • 2:40AM – Hockey (Women’s Group A): U.S. vs. Finland
    • Sportsnet1:
      • 8:00PM – Snowboard – Men’s Slopestyle Qualifying
      • 11:00PM – Snowboard – Women’s Slopestyle Qualifying
      • 2:00AM – Speed skating – Men’s 5000m Finals
      • 6:00AM – Men’s Luge

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Preds at Habs – 7:00PM | City / Sportsnet360 / NHLN
    • Oilers at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Spurs at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC
  • NCAA:
    • San Diego State at Nevada – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Kentucky at Texas A&M – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • Gonzaga at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPN2
    • Washington at Oregon State – 10:00PM | ESPNU
    • Southern California at Arizona – 10:15PM | ESPN
  • UFC 221 Prelims:
    • Romero vs. Rockhold: From Perth, Australia – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Wakezilla

Woof. Thumbs down on Murrica ladies’ hockey jersey.

USA’s goalie has good lateral movement

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck Finland.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can I invite a new grouping of countries like BeNeLux that is BeNeLat(via)? It’s for gambling purposes if that helps.

WCS

So I just got a memo from something that’s a report from somewhere else, saying “Australia” isn’t a “country.”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And?

WCS

According to Southern New Hampshire University, “Australia” doesn’t exist.

http://www.wmur.com/article/snhu-replaces-professor-after-australia-isnt-a-country-claim/16851921

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds about right

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Australia is not a country. It’s a British colony, like Canada *zing*

WCS

I want to push my fingers into my eyeballs right now.

Wakezilla

Did you reply back that they’re a fucking idiot?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Gratliff

Can’t begin to care about curling, but I am all about the Norwegian chick’s willingness to scream in her partner’s face on a global stage

JerBear50
JerBear50

Been a couple late nights riding a bar stool that curling has been on one of the tv’s. I can’t say I’m a fan, but the lycra pants combined with the odd body positions attained while throwing and sweeping make the sport quite watchable.

JerBear50
JerBear50

So maybe you guys heard there was a little free agency movement today…
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

‘Sup

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JerBear50
JerBear50

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yeah right

Sunday Gravy comin yo!

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JerBear50
JerBear50

Going with anything Mardi Gras related?

yeah right

It’s on the agenda for the season but not this week.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Awesome. Looking forward to Gravy season.
#ColtsStrong

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Homemade king cake?

JerBear50
JerBear50

I like your thinking. I mean, except that I hate baking. Other than that I like your thinking. If I’m gonna spend all goddamn day making gumbo, someone else can bring dessert.

yeah right

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50
JerBear50

Evening Zymms and gents. Sooooo… looks like Luke Rockhold is gonna need a lot of Excedrin tomorrow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50
JerBear50

Meanwhile at Miramax…

blaxabbath

The Pac-12 deserves 0 tournament teamsz

blaxabbath

Good game-winning three with 0.1 left, OSU.

blaxabbath

OSU seems to not want to win this 2OT game

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My NASCAR joke got blocked for the in@##%uous joke.reference.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

The Nördschliffe!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Man, these Olympics have been pretty gay so far, I’m gonna have to watch a NASCAR race just to even things out again. Come to think of it, NASCAR is pretty gay too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NACAR; gay AND incestuous!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I like that Canadian skater.” – Ed Hochuli

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I know it’s not politically correct to make fun of the shape of Asian people’s eyes but it’s okay to make fun of them for being cross-eyed, right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is too, or lazy eye, or something. Didn’t notice until someone here posted a joke.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same guy trying again.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is my official Olympic gif, good for every occasion. Brought to you by Red Man, the official chewing tobacco of the U.S. Womens Figure Skating Team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This was even a worse try.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME TO THIS?!?

Men’s 1,500m Final A
Gold
KOR – LIM Hyojun
Silver
NED – Sjinkie KNEGT
Bronze
OAR – Semen ELISTRATOV

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Flyers try to fuck up and accidentally win. Philly sports: Undefeated since 2-8-2018.

ballsofsteelandfury

“I’m surprised no one complained about slopestyle!”

– Jeremy Clarkson

ballsofsteelandfury

Btw, the DFO homelands swept the men’s podium…

rockingdog
rockingdog

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Endless Green Void did have a pretty good olympic bid

litre_cola

Slope style? – B Parcells

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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herodotus450
herodotus450

When I am elected Dictator for Life, I will divert ALL of our resources to developing time travel so that I can go back and change LeBron James’ first name to Theseus so that I can make a pretty great joke/headline about this trade deadline situation.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ANNOUNCER: …you may find her on the streets of Moscow, doing what she loves best…

RIKKI: Murdering hobos!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Entertaining horses!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I saw Entertaining Horses open up for Cloud Cult at the Troubadour back in ’14. Their bassist was so wasted he could barely stand up, but they were otherwise pretty decent.

rockingdog
rockingdog

drinking vodka

Spur
Spur

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Spur
Spur

Well Spurs are trying. Not much you can do when your starting and backup PG’s and SF’s are out.

rockingdog
rockingdog

injuries hurting em. When r they coming back?

Spur
Spur

i heard after all-star break but who knows.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Live look in on Warriors sitting on Spurs…
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, fuck it.
Have a nice night gents.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

/Starts timer
//Bets the under
///Dick joke

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I’m going with “Nice dress; well designed.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m going with nice nipples.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A given, but does not go over that well.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She should have looked in the mirror then.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You must be great with women.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, I am. Because I actually have enough self-awareness, compassion and decorum not to actually say stupid shit like that to a woman in context.

But thanks for the backhanded insult anyway.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m going with, “why a white girdle?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Looks more like a “So my pussy doesn’t show.” What’s with all the bitching about posts tonight?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You must be great with women.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you, if you could get by
Trying not to lie
Things wouldn’t be so confused
And I wouldn’t feel so used

(yes, I’m in one of those moods…fuck off)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Maximum Hipster!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Never forget.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

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King Hippo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Evening guys & gals!
Warriors vs Spurs is close thru 3

King Hippo

u speek in tongues liek Spur?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

did someone say dinner?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank goodness foar the page flip so no one will ever know I offered to suck Hippo’s dick, huh?
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King Hippo

Hey. sorry, I ain’t had but 2 grapefruit alcoholic fizzy waters. NAWT 20 ,, smgdh

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll bring a Bartles and Jaymes sixer.
Lube up buddy boy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/doubles down on previous bet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

YAY!!! I have fuckall to do FOAR VD.

ballsofsteelandfury

Penicillin won’t work?

litre_cola

Ice tits and ice eagles up praise be to gamblor. Plus 50 on Wyoming ats looks good

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS……………

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

GIT SUM!!!