Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game
    • I’m guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much.
  • Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator.
    • This has got minds working that the Giants may draft a QB that can be tutored to take over from Eli.
  • Not content to play in Canada, Johnny Manziel is sniffing around teams needing a QB and trying to finagle a tryout.
    • He claims to be receiving treatment for a bipolar disorder.

Night 2/2 of the Westminster Dog Show is tonight. (8:00PM – FS1 {USA} / NatGeo {Canada}.)

Last night’s winners were the

  • Hound: Borzoi
  • Toy: Pug
  • Non-Sporting: Bichons Frise
  • Herding: Border Collie

The order of events tonight are scheduled to be:

  • Sporting
  • Working
  • Terriers

  • Best In Show

Naturally, I’m pulling for the Bernese Mountain Dog, as I have owned or own four in my adult lifetime.

Max & Bruin
Lambeau & Riga

Of course, a Bernese has never won Westminster, and I don’t expect that to change tonight based on the tight-asses who were judging last night. So, once the Berners are discriminated against again eliminated, I will throw my support behind litre_cola & Oxipug and root for Biggie.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBCSN
      • 7:00: Figure Skating: Pairs short-program
      • 10:00: Hockey (Women’s Group B): Sweden vs. Switzerland
    • NBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
      • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
    • CBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
      • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
    • TSN:
      • Pairs short (uninterrupted)
    • Sportsnet:
      • 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
        • Canada vs. Italy (curling)
        • Sweden vs. Switzerland, then Korea vs. Japan
  • Men’s hockey starts at 7:10AM ET
    • Slovakia vs. “Russia” – Sportsnet
    • Slovenia vs. USA – NBCSN / TSN

Other sports:

  • NHL:
    • no national broadcasts.
      • FUCK YOU, GARY BETTMAN!
  • NBA:
    • Heat at Raptors – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Cavaliers at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
    • Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT
  • NCAA:
    • Oklahoma at Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Kansas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Michigan State at Minnesota – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Virginia at Miami – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Thanks to Seamus for covering the Open Thread last night. I spent the three-day weekend enjoying some beers & barbecuing. Chicken on Saturday + Ribs on Sunday = Chicken & Ribs on Monday. THAT’S GOOD EATIN’!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Just finished off a bottle and a half of Red Velvet Cupcake wine and finished watching Japan beat United Korea. Tomorrow morning is too close from being here. Fuuuuuuuck