https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ
NFL News:
- Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game
- I’m guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much.
- Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator.
- This has got minds working that the Giants may draft a QB that can be tutored to take over from Eli.
- Not content to play in Canada, Johnny Manziel is sniffing around teams needing a QB and trying to finagle a tryout.
- He claims to be receiving treatment for a bipolar disorder.
Night 2/2 of the Westminster Dog Show is tonight. (8:00PM – FS1 {USA} / NatGeo {Canada}.)
Last night’s winners were the
- Hound: Borzoi
- Toy: Pug
- Non-Sporting: Bichons Frise
- Herding: Border Collie
The order of events tonight are scheduled to be:
- Sporting
- Working
- Terriers
- Best In Show
Naturally, I’m pulling for the Bernese Mountain Dog, as I have owned or own four in my adult lifetime.
Of course, a Bernese has never won Westminster, and I don’t expect that to change tonight based on the tight-asses who were judging last night. So, once the Berners are discriminated against again eliminated, I will throw my support behind litre_cola & Oxipug and root for Biggie.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN
- 7:00: Figure Skating: Pairs short-program
- 10:00: Hockey (Women’s Group B): Sweden vs. Switzerland
- NBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
- Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
- CBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
- Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
- TSN:
- Pairs short (uninterrupted)
- Sportsnet:
- 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
- Canada vs. Italy (curling)
- Sweden vs. Switzerland, then Korea vs. Japan
- 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
- NBCSN
- Men’s hockey starts at 7:10AM ET
- Slovakia vs. “Russia” – Sportsnet
- Slovenia vs. USA – NBCSN / TSN
Other sports:
- NHL:
- no national broadcasts.
- FUCK YOU, GARY BETTMAN!
- no national broadcasts.
- NBA:
- Heat at Raptors – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Cavaliers at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
- Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT
- NCAA:
- Oklahoma at Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Kansas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Michigan State at Minnesota – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Virginia at Miami – 9:00PM | ESPN
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Thanks to Seamus for covering the Open Thread last night. I spent the three-day weekend enjoying some beers & barbecuing. Chicken on Saturday + Ribs on Sunday = Chicken & Ribs on Monday. THAT’S GOOD EATIN’!
Talk shit, get hit.
I see tonight, just like every night, you all can’t stop talking about bitches.
Your mom is just that alluring.
Also, Michael Cohen, Dickbag-in-Chief’s lawyer, just claimed he paid Stormy the Porny $130k out of his personal account because…reasons? Because out of the goodness of his heart. That is tremendous.
The volumes written about this administration in the decades to come will surpass anything from the Andrew Johnson/Harding/Lyndon Johnson/Nixon/Clinton combined.
Dude, seriously. And there will be movies, and plays, and pornos, and whatnot.
You can’t have negative retrospectives if you start the apocalypse.
Just gonna assume the Newfoundland won. Because my Newf mix won’t leave me alone.
Mutts are the real winners. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
Who won?!?!
The cat.
USA. Again.
Sill.
Shaun White
I can take solace in the fact he’ll be rolling in bitches for the rest of his life.
Why is the ribbon as big as the judge?
Somebody sell that bastard to Michael Vick.
Who’s a good boy?!?!?
The crowd is not impressed.
Why do I even bother to watch?!
Gah. Fucking fuckety fuck.
Burn that place to the ground.
Such bullshit!
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!
Yep you called that one.
Total bullshit. Fucking touchdown Seahawks.
HOX!!!
THIS MIC FAILURE RANKS WITH THE SUPERDOME POWER OUTAGE FOR PRESTIGE FUCKUPS!
This lady is a bigger attention whore than Gene Steratore.
Nice rhyme scheme
Bichons are a pain in the ass.
C’mon schnauzer- shit on the carpet.
When Dustin Diamond shows up on the visual clue round of pub trivia, it’s time to get the fuck out of there.
Saved by the bell or his porno?
You could have stopped at “when Dustin Diamond shows up”.
Border Collie does have a really cute face.
LOOKATTHEPUG!
Gravity.
It’s not just a good idea…it’s the law!
I love how Pupper’s expression changes when the G’s kick in.
On our next episode: How to clean dog shit out of an airplane
Pug, Terrier, Border Collie are my top-3.
Bitch better not pick the Bichon.
“I fucking hate those dogs” – Mrs cola
PUG PUG PUG PUG PUG!!!!!!
My wife cant believe this ridiculous breed is in the running. I had Oxipug before her.
Seems to be the crowd favorite.
I love it when they dispose with any pretense to the swimsuits.
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I gots no juice here, but I call that postable.
Agreed
Cool.
Older female judge = pocket dog.
Pocket dawgs are delicious
They are also sandwiches.
I think she enjoys Wheaton’s more than wiener dogs.
The Sweden- Switzerland women’s hockey game is like watching the Bengals play the darkest timeline Bengals, because nobody’s winning.
I just lasted 2 whistles on that game
That woman looks like a supreme bitch
Damn; what porn are you watching NOW?
A real battleaxe.
Obligatory Paige Spiranac gallery post:
`https://pixhost.org/gallery/EPQJB
I’d sure like to put a hole in that one!!!!
Christ I really reached for it that time.
Show her your (n-)Wood and have her play with the the shaft and really appreciate the head.
She’ll only get teed off.
OK I’m done now.
Disgusting fat fuck.
I’m having trouble not laughing at that still.
YARRRRRRR, MATEY!
Nice ass, though.
The most unusual part is that her right foot is real. Go figure!
So it’s cool to bust on amputees now?
Now?
Not unexpected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc
Whomever groomed that Westie needs to be shot in the head.
Just saying.
I’m sick. 🙁
Anyway, the full-sized videos are pretty nice.
https://gfycat.com/UncommonDevotedCoqui
https://gfycat.com/GlassPowerlessDodobird
https://gfycat.com/SleepyAbleBird
The first one is hilarious.
Imagine your job being to blur out Kate Upton’s tits so they could post this video online.
Further evidence that the owners the NFL staff and team front offices can all eat shit and die if JFF even gets a fucking tryout before Kaepernick.
Boy howdy, this times a billion.
At least we gave him a snazzy middle name. I got stuck with fucking Richard.
Fucking Richard is a pretty good one.
If Shaun White was a Grumman Hellcat his fuel and oil systems would probably look like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk
Don’t forget about the big-tittied hydraulics!
Time to take a nap, then wake up later and write some mediocre (at best) shit.
Fuck the world. More or less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Jt35iYBX4
Thursday night already?
Hell man, I dunno. Is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii8u4GDCwRU
No one does a better job than Lana at playing a Florida-born, Latvia-raised, Russian-fluent FSU student with a Florida accent speaking Russian in a terrible Russian accent while claiming to actually be Bulgarian. It’s a very niche skillset, really.
I don’t judge if you wanna make prostitution legal or illegal but countries WITHOUT DATA? What kind of animals don’t have data?
Um, Canada has some ‘splaining to do…
France too, btw.
I think people just ain’t payin for hairy pits.
I SHAVED MINE DAMMIT.
Too cold to expose balls?
I agree with this statement
So how can selling sex be legal, but not buying it?
EXACTLY!
Give it some thought, like consequences and what not….. come back later.
It’s essentially illegal. They’re just saying they’re going to prosecute the customers, not the prostitutes. It’s a copout. Just make the whole thing illegal and still only prosecute customers. Don’t make a pretense of making it legal.
Well at least you gave it a small amount of thought before arriving at a conclusion.
Is there another one?
Besides making it legal?
Shaun White is amazing!
Same number as ACDC Hell……. never mind.
Heh, the Jeopardy dork (redundant) is talking about going rim-to-rim at the Grand Canyon.
I was at the Grand Canyon a coupla years ago.
Sadly nobody rimmed me. Not even the cool German chick in the room next door.
I woulda let her, but…meh.
Yeah, Germans are weird about licking butthole. The women, anyway.
Which porn are you watch now?
No I was talking about foreign exch…I mean, right, movies.
Damn, Shaun White is a badass. Almost as badass as that Giant Schnauzer.
Seriously, that Shaun White kid is going places.
So is that Giant Schnauzer.
Oy.
That was pretty amazing.
Yeah, clutch as hell. The Japanese kid was pretty much perfect, and White just went bigger.
Well, he IS Asian.
*Oh no he din’t.
I would’ve gone with “He navigated the course without crashing???”
With a small dick? That’s just piling on (which is German).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7dzotcacEQ