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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Your Other NHL Semi-Final Preview & Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19.…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread & Partial Remaining NHL Second Round Preview
NFL Nuggets: It’s Memorial Day in Canada’s pants today, so it’s a very slow news day. To wit: ESPN is guestimating what it would…
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Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed,…
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Your “Faint Lights On The Horizon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Dolphins ownership is planning on a 2020 season. Owner Stephen Ross said he expects there to be a 2020 season, but “The…
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Your “Barely Making An Effort” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Jags are trying out Terrelle Pryor. As a Wide Receiver. They have enough terrible backup QBs. He played for both the…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers &…
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Your Mid-Long Canadian Weekend Sunday Evening Open Thread
Is everything going well for you? The long weekend is proceeding according to plan so far. I’ve been sober long enough to survive my…
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Your “God’s Flashlight” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, against my better judgement, I tied one on last night after the family left. After all, I was already part-way there, so why…