My, what a run we had! We laughed, we farted, we burped, we said something that raised some hackles-a good time was had by all.

To The Game!

Niners/Seahawks:

-Another division game? That’s at least three today, maybe more! Will wonders never cease. This is fairly important-a two game lead or a tie is in the balance. San Fran corrected their three game skid last week and despite the opponent, should be happy to be back in the division. Why? Because they’ve won 10 straight against the NFC West.

-All reports that I’ve heard is that Geno is not nearly 100% but he and Pete looked at the mighty works of Drew Lock and despaired.

-Shanahan and Purdy-A Dink and Dunk Relationship Made in Heaven. Not so fast-Brock has more 20+ yard completions than any qb has had during Shanny Jr’s tenure. It doesn’t seem right but I read it on the Internet so it’s gold.

-Walker’s oblique has spoken and the gist of it is that Zach Dubonnet gets his first start. Reminds me of the time I was bartending for a senior women’s get together and I poured more Red Velvets(?) than I ever had before because Delores and Company were on a roll. I had to raid the upstairs bar and grab all their bottles as well. Inventory dude the next day asked me if I pilfered six bottles of dubonnet. I told him, ‘check the garbage and the receipts, smart guy’.

-Seems everyone in the fantasy community wants this Jaxon Smith-Njigba to do well because that is what they predicted from the day after the draft until the end of the preseason, not realizing that the Seattle run-happy O can’t support more than 2 wr’s. (Metcalf and Lockett) Silly people-his turn comes next year when Lockett’s contract expires during the offseason.

Do that thing with your fingers.