Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game
    • I’m guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much.
  • Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator.
    • This has got minds working that the Giants may draft a QB that can be tutored to take over from Eli.
  • Not content to play in Canada, Johnny Manziel is sniffing around teams needing a QB and trying to finagle a tryout.
    • He claims to be receiving treatment for a bipolar disorder.

Night 2/2 of the Westminster Dog Show is tonight. (8:00PM – FS1 {USA} / NatGeo {Canada}.)

Last night’s winners were the

  • Hound: Borzoi
  • Toy: Pug
  • Non-Sporting: Bichons Frise
  • Herding: Border Collie

The order of events tonight are scheduled to be:

  • Sporting
  • Working
  • Terriers

  • Best In Show

Naturally, I’m pulling for the Bernese Mountain Dog, as I have owned or own four in my adult lifetime.

Max & Bruin
Lambeau & Riga

Of course, a Bernese has never won Westminster, and I don’t expect that to change tonight based on the tight-asses who were judging last night. So, once the Berners are discriminated against again eliminated, I will throw my support behind litre_cola & Oxipug and root for Biggie.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBCSN
      • 7:00: Figure Skating: Pairs short-program
      • 10:00: Hockey (Women’s Group B): Sweden vs. Switzerland
    • NBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
      • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
    • CBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
      • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
    • TSN:
      • Pairs short (uninterrupted)
    • Sportsnet:
      • 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
        • Canada vs. Italy (curling)
        • Sweden vs. Switzerland, then Korea vs. Japan
  • Men’s hockey starts at 7:10AM ET
    • Slovakia vs. “Russia” – Sportsnet
    • Slovenia vs. USA – NBCSN / TSN

Other sports:

  • NHL:
    • no national broadcasts.
      • FUCK YOU, GARY BETTMAN!
  • NBA:
    • Heat at Raptors – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Cavaliers at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
    • Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT
  • NCAA:
    • Oklahoma at Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Kansas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Michigan State at Minnesota – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Virginia at Miami – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Thanks to Seamus for covering the Open Thread last night. I spent the three-day weekend enjoying some beers & barbecuing. Chicken on Saturday + Ribs on Sunday = Chicken & Ribs on Monday. THAT’S GOOD EATIN’!

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Romonobyl

PUG PUG PUG PUG!!!!!!!!!!

monty this seems strange to me

I want to see the Men’s Fullpipe next.

Wait.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which porn are you going…… never mind.

SonOfSpam

Well he ain’t watching my house. At least not while I’m home.

herodotus450
herodotus450

This Red Wings Power Play is jealous of Puerto Rico

theeWeeBabySeamus

The Giant Schnauzer is a nice looking dog. I admit it.
I wouldn’t have picked him as the winner, but he’s worthy.

But still…saying the phrase “Giant Schnauzer”…. LOL

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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To be fair; I had the same reaction.

Gratliff

Water’s wet. Flyers lose in a shootout.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

The Dame and I are launching a “better late then never” health kick tomorrow – her because she does the lent thing and wants to drop a few pounds (no pressure from me, I’m not dickish in that way), and I have my annual physical coming up and need to make up for 10 months of total health neglect in the next 8 weeks.
We had our final blowout tonight with local microbrews and pizza at our favourite dive that I’ve celebrated in the past:

This time they had my beloved Hefeweizen on tap. Holy shit this will be a long two months…

litre_cola

Good luck my friend. I am with you, I am on week 2 of salads only at work.

theeWeeBabySeamus

When did old man Mack Brown become a dog show judge?
I really want to kill all of these assholes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

theeWeeBabySeamus

That Akita is gorgeous. I hope he doesn’t kill anyone tonight.

herodotus450
herodotus450

These Anaheim Ducks I call them literally worse than Hitler because not even their owner Walt Disney feels bad for them when they lose.
/A little wordy
//Could never say that about a Duck player

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

rockingdog
rockingdog

Found a funny:

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Their feet slip of the pedals frequently.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They do suck at cycling.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I like to give em a 10 second head start.
[loads harpoon gun]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am sure many would extend the same courtesy to you.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Red Wings goaltender must’ve heard about the opening for the Flyers.

Gratliff

Fucking clerk at Red Wings shoes has a shot in this team’s fucking crease.

Horatio Cornblower

My wife didn’t like her grilled-cheese-and-short-rib sandwich so she brought half of it home for me,”for lunch tomorrow.”

Damn thing didn’t last three minutes.

herodotus450
herodotus450

“Damn thing wasn’t even grilled.”

Romonobyl

Grilled cheese and short-rib sandwich?

A non-traditional yet intriguing combination worthy of undivided attention.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Horatio’s wife is kinda hot….

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh my God.

Gratliff

I would like to subscribe to your wife’s sandwiches.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In a manner of speaking.

Gratliff

Goddamn it, Pens. Lose and let us take that #2 spot.

Romonobyl

You know what would be really cool right now?

A YooToob clip of AC/DC doing Hell’s Bells.

litre_cola

litre_cola

Worth every second.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WELP, fucking sorry.

theeWeeBabySeamus

True story. I saw AC/DC in…whatever fucking year it was, I dunno…and they opened with Hells Bells. As the show began, demonic Santa (it was around the holidays) was lowered down and was tossing t-shirts into the crowd.

I still have that t-shirt I caught from demonic Santa somewhere, I think.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sounds like a great show and worth the brain cells lost.

Romonobyl

To prove my allegiance to the DFO family, dysfunctional as an episode of The Osbornes as it may be, I’m officially on Team Pug.

GO OXYPUG!!!!!

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Romonobyl

Same here every time I go to bed without showering.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose really likes Hells Bells.
I mean I like it too, don’t get me wrong. But wow.
Let’s now do some Seger which makes tWBS cry.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Double post fail; I deserve to have to listen to Bob Fucking Seger.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s the first time I’ve done that since the last time I did that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo8-JqzSCM

Fucking youtube.

*operator error.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Speaking of Radiohead, the video for “Paranoid Android” looks like it was co-directed by Seth McFarlane, Hunter S. Thompson and the Tim and Eric guys while they are speeding across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered monkey-navigated rocket car.

litre_cola

It is absolutely fantastic. That album and the Bends totally changed the music I listened to.

Wakezilla

A potential hope clicks eternal idea:

Korean speed skating. They aren’t taking Canadian Kim Boutin’s victory to well on social media.

litre_cola

She has been threatened. RCMP involved now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

ONLY DANCING DOG THAT ACTUALLY GOES WITH HELLS BELLS!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

If Georgetown had enough sense to come in out of the rain, they’d be quite dangerous.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Right?
Sounds like another early to mid 80s national champ I know.

King Hippo

I mean, 11.5-point dogs, but they’ve run circles around Butler. They just can’t stop shitting their dick.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Who knew the secret to hit the brown note was that stupid horn.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You ML’d them, yes?

Or did you go ATS? Either way I think you’ll be fine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh shit…lead is down to 3. Fuck.

Let me say this differently now….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“HOT PUGACTION!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sung to the tune of:

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

YOU CAN’T STOP PUGINACTION!!

King Hippo

Stupid is as stupid does, sir!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Wie viel fur den hund?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did you make another stupid bet?

King Hippo

No, just Georgetown’s jacking up wild 3s up 10

theeWeeBabySeamus

They’ll survive.
It’s Butler. I mean….it’s fucking BUTLER!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So both.

King Hippo

This is why all of my Georgetown ML bets felt like eating ground glass.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

3 weeks later, Flyers still trying to break .500

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Whut? I might not be understanding here.
Flyers doing just fine and nowhere near .500.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

That’s it for me. Time for bed. Nighty night, fellers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Holy balls du merde, is Patrick Ewing…a good coach??

theeWeeBabySeamus

NO.
NO.
NO.

You know better than that, right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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scotchnaut

Many strippers would testify that he belongs in the Gold Club of coaches.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

So how much for a lower bowl seat for tonight at le dog show?

rockingdog
rockingdog

Get back! Ya’ll don’t know me like that!
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litre_cola

Pug life is a good life. If you like being stupid and clever, energetic in small spurts and a whole lot of lounging.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well; nice cool water on a hot day flowing across your balls DOES feel good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I LOVE being stupid and energetic in small spurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lounging is also a plus.

Call me.

King Hippo

Refs REALLY fucking over Georgetown here,

theeWeeBabySeamus

I knew I should ML G’Town in this one.
DAMMIT!!!!!

Fuck you Patrick Ewing.

scotchnaut

If you’ve read her autobio you might just think this is one of the best covers ever…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit. One of my favorite songs in EVAR and I never knew Chrissie and co. had covered it.

Damn Scotchy. You Canadians might not be so bad after all.

This is wonderful. I’m so happy.

litre_cola

And you don’t even have our health care model yet!

King Hippo

Best in Show is a national goddamned treasure.

Don’t look now, but Pitt may escape 0-18…

scotchnaut

As far as I’m concerned, Fred Ward gets “Best In Show”.

scotchnaut

I (my wife) have two Moyen poodles because they don’t make me sneeze. Their withers remind me of this tune.

King Hippo

Strange but true – dog dander bothers me more so than cat varietal…probably because I forced myself to get used to cat allergens as a kid because I wanted a cat so badly, and now am just used to it.

Wakezilla

Are we sure Manziel isn’t suffering from schizophrenia because he is delusional thinking he’s worth 500k when he may not be good enough to start for the ti-cats

litre_cola

Wakezilla if he does play for the Tiger Cats and you do move here we should really go.

Wakezilla

I’m moving in the Spring!

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

I’m kinda in the area( hour east of Toronto) and would like to put faces with names, so would love to join, if a part time commenter can go too.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This is quite the read for the Golden Area Simpsons fan, although you can totally skip a lot of the examples in the middle*:

https://antihumansite.wordpress.com/2018/02/09/i-watched-all-629-episodes-of-the-simpsons-in-a-month-heres-what-i-learned/

Other than the very strong message painted about how much the show hates Lisa, I think that they’ve put some of my catharsis into better words than I’ve been able to. Please, just bury it finally.

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*You’re much better off not knowing what some of the new plot lines have been.

scotchnaut

Thing That I’m Ashamed/Or Maybe Just Tired Of-

At one time I watched Diners, Drive-ins and Dives religiously

ballsofsteelandfury

Hey, I still watch it if I see he’s visiting a place close to me. The restaurants are actually good finds.

scotchnaut

I’m with you on the restos, I’m a wee bit guilty about supporting the Fieri brand.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I can attest that I’ve been to a few profiled on the show around the country and they did not disappoint. Just don’t go to any of his restaurants. I visited two in college because one of my roommates was way too into the show, and dear god were they just awful.

I loathe that frosty-haired chode.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay for Bernese and Pugs.

But that was one big Pug who won last night. That “little” shit eats very well.

OxiPug should Gillooly him and take his spot. I’d watch that.

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