https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ
NFL News:
- Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game
- I’m guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much.
- Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator.
- This has got minds working that the Giants may draft a QB that can be tutored to take over from Eli.
- Not content to play in Canada, Johnny Manziel is sniffing around teams needing a QB and trying to finagle a tryout.
- He claims to be receiving treatment for a bipolar disorder.
Night 2/2 of the Westminster Dog Show is tonight. (8:00PM – FS1 {USA} / NatGeo {Canada}.)
Last night’s winners were the
- Hound: Borzoi
- Toy: Pug
- Non-Sporting: Bichons Frise
- Herding: Border Collie
The order of events tonight are scheduled to be:
- Sporting
- Working
- Terriers
- Best In Show
Naturally, I’m pulling for the Bernese Mountain Dog, as I have owned or own four in my adult lifetime.
Of course, a Bernese has never won Westminster, and I don’t expect that to change tonight based on the tight-asses who were judging last night. So, once the Berners are discriminated against again eliminated, I will throw my support behind litre_cola & Oxipug and root for Biggie.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics:
- NBCSN
- 7:00: Figure Skating: Pairs short-program
- 10:00: Hockey (Women’s Group B): Sweden vs. Switzerland
- NBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
- Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
- CBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
- Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
- TSN:
- Pairs short (uninterrupted)
- Sportsnet:
- 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
- Canada vs. Italy (curling)
- Sweden vs. Switzerland, then Korea vs. Japan
- 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
- NBCSN
- Men’s hockey starts at 7:10AM ET
- Slovakia vs. “Russia” – Sportsnet
- Slovenia vs. USA – NBCSN / TSN
Other sports:
- NHL:
- no national broadcasts.
- FUCK YOU, GARY BETTMAN!
- no national broadcasts.
- NBA:
- Heat at Raptors – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Cavaliers at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
- Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT
- NCAA:
- Oklahoma at Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Kansas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Michigan State at Minnesota – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Virginia at Miami – 9:00PM | ESPN
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Thanks to Seamus for covering the Open Thread last night. I spent the three-day weekend enjoying some beers & barbecuing. Chicken on Saturday + Ribs on Sunday = Chicken & Ribs on Monday. THAT’S GOOD EATIN’!
PUG PUG PUG PUG!!!!!!!!!!
I want to see the Men’s Fullpipe next.
Wait.
Which porn are you going…… never mind.
Well he ain’t watching my house. At least not while I’m home.
This Red Wings Power Play is jealous of Puerto Rico
The Giant Schnauzer is a nice looking dog. I admit it.
I wouldn’t have picked him as the winner, but he’s worthy.
But still…saying the phrase “Giant Schnauzer”…. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNZYOQ_tt8
To be fair; I had the same reaction.
Water’s wet. Flyers lose in a shootout.
The Dame and I are launching a “better late then never” health kick tomorrow – her because she does the lent thing and wants to drop a few pounds (no pressure from me, I’m not dickish in that way), and I have my annual physical coming up and need to make up for 10 months of total health neglect in the next 8 weeks.
We had our final blowout tonight with local microbrews and pizza at our favourite dive that I’ve celebrated in the past:
This time they had my beloved Hefeweizen on tap. Holy shit this will be a long two months…
Good luck my friend. I am with you, I am on week 2 of salads only at work.
Alright – that’s it. GO BIGGIE!
Yep, DFO Mascot, sometimes clever, sometimes dumb as bricks, short bursts of energy but pretty chill otherwise!
Somebody call me?
No? OK.
/goes back to sleep
When did old man Mack Brown become a dog show judge?
I really want to kill all of these assholes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_pd6b6iw8
Fuck you you asshole judge. Of course you picked the fucking schnauzer. THE NEWFY WAS RIGHT THERE!
That Akita is gorgeous. I hope he doesn’t kill anyone tonight.
He could kill the judge. I’d be happy with that.
These Anaheim Ducks I call them literally worse than Hitler because not even their owner Walt Disney feels bad for them when they lose.
/A little wordy
//Could never say that about a Duck player
Even Kesler?
Especially
LisaKeslerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL10vqB2O30
Found a funny:
Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
Their feet slip of the pedals frequently.
They do suck at cycling.
I like to give em a 10 second head start.
[loads harpoon gun]
I am sure many would extend the same courtesy to you.
Red Wings goaltender must’ve heard about the opening for the Flyers.
Fucking clerk at Red Wings shoes has a shot in this team’s fucking crease.
My wife didn’t like her grilled-cheese-and-short-rib sandwich so she brought half of it home for me,”for lunch tomorrow.”
Damn thing didn’t last three minutes.
“Damn thing wasn’t even grilled.”
Grilled cheese and short-rib sandwich?
A non-traditional yet intriguing combination worthy of undivided attention.
Horatio’s wife is kinda hot….
Oh my God.
I would like to subscribe to your wife’s sandwiches.
In a manner of speaking.
Goddamn it, Pens. Lose and let us take that #2 spot.
You know what would be really cool right now?
A YooToob clip of AC/DC doing Hell’s Bells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ep4Ophewt4
Worth every second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpwuahe2ans
WELP, fucking sorry.
True story. I saw AC/DC in…whatever fucking year it was, I dunno…and they opened with Hells Bells. As the show began, demonic Santa (it was around the holidays) was lowered down and was tossing t-shirts into the crowd.
I still have that t-shirt I caught from demonic Santa somewhere, I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJFonWfBBM
Sounds like a great show and worth the brain cells lost.
My Berners are better looking.
I still love the pic of you showing them with a hail satan rainbow shirt. Brilliant.
To prove my allegiance to the DFO family, dysfunctional as an episode of The Osbornes as it may be, I’m officially on Team Pug.
GO OXYPUG!!!!!
Same here every time I go to bed without showering.
Moose really likes Hells Bells.
I mean I like it too, don’t get me wrong. But wow.
Let’s now do some Seger which makes tWBS cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJRD1VkxmI
Double post fail; I deserve to have to listen to Bob Fucking Seger.
That’s the first time I’ve done that since the last time I did that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo8-JqzSCM&index=32&list=RDetAIpkdhU9Q
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo8-JqzSCM
Fucking youtube.
*operator error.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384&list=RDetAIpkdhU9Q&index=12
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Speaking of Radiohead, the video for “Paranoid Android” looks like it was co-directed by Seth McFarlane, Hunter S. Thompson and the Tim and Eric guys while they are speeding across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered monkey-navigated rocket car.
It is absolutely fantastic. That album and the Bends totally changed the music I listened to.
A potential hope clicks eternal idea:
Korean speed skating. They aren’t taking Canadian Kim Boutin’s victory to well on social media.
She has been threatened. RCMP involved now.
She should thank all the South Koreans who supported her, and blame all the North Koreans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q&list=RDetAIpkdhU9Q#t=73
ONLY DANCING DOG THAT ACTUALLY GOES WITH HELLS BELLS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
If Georgetown had enough sense to come in out of the rain, they’d be quite dangerous.
Right?
Sounds like another early to mid 80s national champ I know.
I mean, 11.5-point dogs, but they’ve run circles around Butler. They just can’t stop shitting their dick.
Who knew the secret to hit the brown note was that stupid horn.
You ML’d them, yes?
Or did you go ATS? Either way I think you’ll be fine.
Oh shit…lead is down to 3. Fuck.
Let me say this differently now….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&index=9&list=RDetAIpkdhU9Q
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
“HOT PUGACTION!”
Sung to the tune of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4BokleEgjg
YOU CAN’T STOP PUGINACTION!!
Stupid is as stupid does, sir!
Wie viel fur den hund?
Did you make another stupid bet?
No, just Georgetown’s jacking up wild 3s up 10
They’ll survive.
It’s Butler. I mean….it’s fucking BUTLER!!!!
So both.
This is why all of my Georgetown ML bets felt like eating ground glass.
3 weeks later, Flyers still trying to break .500
Whut? I might not be understanding here.
Flyers doing just fine and nowhere near .500.
That’s it for me. Time for bed. Nighty night, fellers.
Holy balls du merde, is Patrick Ewing…a good coach??
NO.
NO.
NO.
You know better than that, right?
Many strippers would testify that he belongs in the Gold Club of coaches.
So how much for a lower bowl seat for tonight at le dog show?
Get back! Ya’ll don’t know me like that!
Pug life is a good life. If you like being stupid and clever, energetic in small spurts and a whole lot of lounging.
Well; nice cool water on a hot day flowing across your balls DOES feel good.
I LOVE being stupid and energetic in small spurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lounging is also a plus.
Call me.
Refs REALLY fucking over Georgetown here,
I knew I should ML G’Town in this one.
DAMMIT!!!!!
Fuck you Patrick Ewing.
If you’ve read her autobio you might just think this is one of the best covers ever…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3z2TIa2pwA
Holy shit. One of my favorite songs in EVAR and I never knew Chrissie and co. had covered it.
Damn Scotchy. You Canadians might not be so bad after all.
This is wonderful. I’m so happy.
And you don’t even have our health care model yet!
Best in Show is a national goddamned treasure.
Don’t look now, but Pitt may escape 0-18…
As far as I’m concerned, Fred Ward gets “Best In Show”.
I (my wife) have two Moyen poodles because they don’t make me sneeze. Their withers remind me of this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA
Strange but true – dog dander bothers me more so than cat varietal…probably because I forced myself to get used to cat allergens as a kid because I wanted a cat so badly, and now am just used to it.
Are we sure Manziel isn’t suffering from schizophrenia because he is delusional thinking he’s worth 500k when he may not be good enough to start for the ti-cats
Wakezilla if he does play for the Tiger Cats and you do move here we should really go.
I’m moving in the Spring!
I’m kinda in the area( hour east of Toronto) and would like to put faces with names, so would love to join, if a part time commenter can go too.
This is quite the read for the
Golden AreaSimpsons fan, although you can totally skip a lot of the examples in the middle*:https://antihumansite.wordpress.com/2018/02/09/i-watched-all-629-episodes-of-the-simpsons-in-a-month-heres-what-i-learned/
Other than the very strong message painted about how much the show hates Lisa, I think that they’ve put some of my catharsis into better words than I’ve been able to. Please, just bury it finally.
*You’re much better off not knowing what some of the new plot lines have been.
Thing That I’m Ashamed/Or Maybe Just Tired Of-
At one time I watched Diners, Drive-ins and Dives religiously
Hey, I still watch it if I see he’s visiting a place close to me. The restaurants are actually good finds.
I’m with you on the restos, I’m a wee bit guilty about supporting the Fieri brand.
I can attest that I’ve been to a few profiled on the show around the country and they did not disappoint. Just don’t go to any of his restaurants. I visited two in college because one of my roommates was way too into the show, and dear god were they just awful.
I loathe that frosty-haired chode.
Yay for Bernese and Pugs.
But that was one big Pug who won last night. That “little” shit eats very well.
OxiPug should Gillooly him and take his spot. I’d watch that.