DFO University – Sex 2

Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class!

LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later.

Yes, Ms. Spears, I’ll see you after class.  Please bring Ms. Song with you.

Don’t get too excited, Ms. Song, I’ll only need you to man the camera. Which brings us to today’s topic:  A survey of human sexuality in the 21st century.

Unlike previous centuries, Roman Empire times immediately come to mind, the last few centuries have been marked by a prudish attitude towards sex in general and intolerance towards those that practice sexuality outside the “norm” established by those in power.  Luckily, the world, some countries more than others of course, is moving towards a more tolerant and accepting state.

Class, please open your tablets and click the first link in your syllabus document:

Cooper: You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright… which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.

Truer words were never spoken, Mr. Harris.  It seems Europe is indeed ahead of the US.  It is truly appalling that graphic violence is regularly shown on entertainment media in the United States while a brief glimpse of nudity is carefully controlled and restricted.

This series of courses aims to take the shame off of human sexuality and seeks for the student to embrace beauty in all its forms and to take Mr. Harris’ journey into the world of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.  While every human has preferences as to what and who they like, those preferences are completely valid and should not be denigrated.  Equally, just because one doesn’t like something does not mean that it is wrong or bad or inferior to another’s preference.

The only universally-accepted exception to this is sexuality involving underaged persons.  Now, each country in the world has their own perception as to what is considered “underaged”:

This map explains a lot, doesn’t it?  On this topic, the only thing to say is that the safe choice is to abide by either the number based on the local law or the law of the country you reside in, whichever is the bigger number.

Putting that subject aside, the courses to come will delve into specific topics.  The basics of human anatomy and the pleasure centers of the body can be found in a fabulous article by Heather Corinna.  Please click the link on your syllabus.

Please read the article thoroughly.  You will see that the concepts contained within will be featured in every single course.  More than that, though, a clear understanding of how we are all different and how we can all attain sexual pleasure differently will lead you to become a better lover, friend, partner, or just a plain better human being.

The key, as with most things, is to be aware of and sensitive to the wants and needs of others as well as yourself. With an open and selfless attitude towards sex, the possibilities of immense sexual pleasure increase greatly.

Excellent outfit, Ms. Spears.  You’re way ahead of the rest of the students.  All of you, get to reading!




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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*

*But Were Afraid to Ask

Everybody hate on him and rightfully so; this was one damn funny movie.

‘72 . imdb . “We’re dealing with a very clever tit.”




I find it very telling that there were about 130 comments on the most recent DFOU Drugs post, but less than 15 on the Sex one.
I guess we’re all more likely to use drugs than have sex, right?
Or are we all just sexperts?


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No need to worry Ms. Song, I’ll man the camera.

You can help me set up my tripod, however.


This question isn’t directly about sex but is related: any suggestions for a Valentine’s day gift I can pick up at LAX tonight?


A hooker for a three-way?


RAMMIT merchandise.

Don T

A snow globe, personalized. Put a dick pic inside.

yeah right

Alan Sherman, yes the Hello Muddah,Hello Faddah Alan Sherman wrote a book about the sexual resolution in the early 70’s. It’s called The Rape of the A.P.E with the ape meaning the American Puritan Ethic. He does a great job of explaining why early Americans practiced Victorian era English ethos and what modern America was doing to destroy that ethos in a good way.
Mostly I remember the book because Sherman taught himself to be vulgar by writing the word “fuck” over and over to fill an entire page.

Reading retention was different when I read this in high school.

King Hippo

All you need to know about America, from George Carlin – “a nation founded by a bunch of slave owners who wanted to be free.”

monty this seems strange to me

We need to add “non-consensual” to the exception list. Looking at you, Idiot-in-Chief.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here is another disturbing thing as if we didn’t have enough already.

“When Anna said she was raped by two on-duty cops, she thought it would be a simple case. She had no idea she lived in one of 35 states where officers can claim a detainee consented.“

One of 35..

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