INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at his desk, practicing a trick where he spins a pen across his fingers. He keeps messing up and sending the pens flying, but each time instead of retrieving the pen he just grabs another from a large coffee mug stuffed full of pens and tries again. DJ 3000 is watching rather apprehensively.
DJ 3000: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING SO CALM ABOUT THIS.
PRODUCER: It’ll be fine.
DJ 3000: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SIMULATION I HAVE RUN WHERE THINGS ARE BACKSLASH-QUOTE “FINE” BACKSLASH QUOTE.
PRODUCER: I’ve got an ace up my sleeve, trust me.
DJ 3000: YOU REALIZE HE DOES NOTHING BUT ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK.
PRODUCER: I know.
DJ 3000: ISN’T INTERESTED IN DEFENSE AT ALL.
PRODUCER: So I’m told.
DJ 3000: HIS PURPOSE IN LIFE IS LITERALLY TO DESTROY THINGS.
PRODUCER: Yes, indeed.
DJ 3000: AND YOU THINK THAT’S HE’S JUST GOING TO SETTLE DOWN AND BEHAVE HIMSELF WHEN YOU’VE GOT HIM IN THAT BOOTH.
PRODUCER: I guarantee you, he will.
From outside the room, there comes a spinning noise. It rises in pitch until it settles in at a low hum.
PRODUCER: I believe our guest has arrived.
— [door files open] —
YETI barrels into the room. We follow his visual sensors as they track around the room, looking for any type of electronics. They alight on DJ 3000.
DJ 3000: [yelps in terror and flees]
PRODUCER: Oh, you’re looking for some electronic equipment to wreck?
YETI’s lifter prongs wiggle up and down in a nodding motion.
PRODUCER: Well there’s a big expensive soundboard inside the recording booth, I sure would hate for you to get a hold of that…
YETI dashes inside the recording booth. The PRODUCER slams the door shut behind him and locks it. YETI attempts to raise his lifter prongs all the way up to expose his drum spinner but…can’t. He tries again with no more success; they won’t raise past a thirty degree angle.
PRODUCER: Aw, what’s the matter, you can’t get your lifter prongs out of the way?
YETI lifts and lowers his lifter prongs in frustration.
PRODUCER: Yeah, that’s right. When I asked Greg Gibson to send you on I asked him for a little favor. You see that piece of metal attached to your chassis there? It’s called a restraining bolt.
YETI’s drum spins down as he contemplates this. He lowers his lifter prongs all the way down in resignation.
YETI: [in a voice reminiscent of certain Raiders fans] I was not aware of the existence of such items. I’d long assumed that they were a mere fiction, a contrivance to drive the fantastical plot of some childish space opera.
PRODUCER: Oh, restraining bolts are very real. And, as I’m afraid you’ll discover, quite operational.
YETI: I must admit I find this turn of events rather disconcerting.
PRODUCER: Hmph. You speak differently than I’d expected.
YETI: How so?
PRODUCER: Aren’t you from Alaska?
YETI: Yes, yes, I can see Russia from my house, and all that. Quite. Well, seeing at I am at your mercy, let us see that “the show goes on”, as it were.
PRODUCER: That’s why we’re here. Have you got a topic for today?
We follow YETI’s gaze, which falls upon a wrench (or “spanner” as he would call it) that was forgotten by a workman.
YETI: Indeed I have. Songs about “wanton destruction”. Yes, that should provide the ideal accompaniment for…later.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6XDAC55iss
This is the ringtone on my phone. I should be ashamed for overlooking it for this long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-S32xnXA0
It’s the day after… and still nobody came up with this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
I think it was actually dedicated to me fairly early on.
Some people think they’re funny.
😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtotpiSL700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOKzTE7kSFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL7aWjciYCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbCwOonUyn8
Slow, gradual, emotional destruction. Which sadly gives back generation after generation.
Hug the people you love and tell them you love them. It’s amazing what that can do and it really doesn’t take much effort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
Senseless gun/gang violence? That seems apropos to make this a double.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6VcylQ4s8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfryvE8sIo4
Burn motherfucker burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmUC0OysoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXtX2srsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39DWVFK-Bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5LMG3WFBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jke7e8C2XfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YJIvuTWGQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjSpO2B6G4s
That’s not the name of the song, for what it’s worth.
You are correct. “For What It’s Worth” would be the correct answer.
This one had the best audio, tho.
Yeah that’s why I constructed my sentence in the manner I did, for what it’s worth.
Yes, I saw what you did you sneaky devil. That’s why I put in quotes.
For what it’s worth, I didn’t know that.
LMFAO
Garfield the Cat’s favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mSmOcmk7uQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVAQI-4lto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcFFEjq5Ap8
Paul Hardcastle’s career didn’t really take off until he teamed up with McCormick.
Hehehe