Your “It’s Starting To Take Shape” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:  

  • OBJ got paid! A five year, $95 million extension to his current deal.
    • When tacked on, it’s actually a new deal that covers six years and has a base value of $98.459 million, or $16.4 per year.
  • Four months after trading for him, the Raiders have sent Ryan Switzer to the Steelers.
    • Along with a sixth-round pick.
    • All the Steelers had to give up was a 2019 fifth-rounder.
  • The Jags are down a receiver, as Marqise Lee is done for the year with a knee injury.
    • He was low-tackled in the game against the Falcons.
      • Jags players are blaming the new tackling rules, because they’ve “made people scared to tackle normal”, according to Jalen Ramsey.
    • When asked about adding a veteran receiver, Doug Marrone smiled & said nothing when someone brought up Dez Bryant.
  • Andrew Luck got his foot injured against the Niners on Saturday.
    • “He’d play if we were playing Sunday”, said Frank Reich, who reminded everyone Luck wasn’t scheduled for the fourth preseason game.
  • The Patriots plan to keep Dreamboat safer by inking Shaq Mason to an extension.
    • It’s five years & $50 million, so he’ll be around long after TAWMMY hits his retirement age of 45.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • White Sox at Yankees – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Rockies at Angels – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • U.S. Open Tennis:
    • First Round – 6:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
  • WWE:
    • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

GO FORTH AND COMMENTATE!

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yeah right

I’M STILL ON VACATION!

yeah right

I’ve never said this before.
I’m not sure I want to go home.

That was a goddamn religious experience. There was a full fucking moon that rose in the East!

Aaaaahhh. He played Blind and The Great Curve!

/ runs screaming and naked towards the desert.

Fronkenshteen

Your pot roast recipe was amazing. Thanks! Continue tripping.

yeah right

Of course.

yeah right

Always a pleasure

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“Eh.” -Jamison Go in SawBlaze’s last fight

Fronkenshteen

Sorry to hit the thread with grape shot, but I’m fucked up & my draft is tomorrow evening.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Why type of draft are you doing?

Fronkenshteen

18 rounds. Non PPR. 10 team. 2 IDP. (Up to) 4 Keepers.

Fronkenshteen

Best top- 5-RB1 candidate pending injury of current starter:

A) Tevin Coleman

B) Austin Ekeler

C) TJ Yeldon

D) Rod Smith

E) Chase Edmonds

F) John Conner

Wakezilla

Not John Conner. He is too busy Fighting the Terminator

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

What type of draft are you doing? Tevin Coleman is good for PPR, but not in a standard league.

Fronkenshteen

Non-PPR, but 4 keeper dynasty and deep gotdamn benches. Always looking for diamonds in the rough.

Fronkenshteen

Also, I made the pot roast recipe from Sunday Gravy today. Bookmark it! Make it this winter! I made egg noodles. Next time, when I have time to make the gravy too, I’m siding it with red skinned mashed potatoes. But it is the BOMB. Hats off to Mr. yeah right!

yeah right

Thank YOU good sir. It’s a pleasure.

Fronkenshteen

Peyton Barber is another who seemingly has had 3-down work thrust upon him. Anyone think he’s good enough to be the featured back in Tampa?

Wakezilla

He is expected to lose the starting job to Rojo at some point

Fronkenshteen

“When does the case against Shady reach the point it might affect his playing time? Asking for a friend.”

– C. Ivory

Fronkenshteen

I get it. Seattle LOVES CHRIS CARSON. Will they be able to run this year?

litre_cola

Have you seen their O line?

Fronkenshteen

Same old sack of shite, eh?

litre_cola

Turnstiles aplenty

Fronkenshteen

Already have stock in the Cincy running game, so maybe best to avoid.

Fronkenshteen

Bill Belichick. Sony Michel. It’s not nothing, right? A second round pick?