OH GOD THE WAITING! – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Frozen Hades-Scape Saturday Pre-Footy Thread

As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…

NFL News: OBJ got paid! A five year, $95 million extension to his current deal. When tacked on, it’s actually a new deal that…

NFL News: After a penalty-filled game against the Swaguars, Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said the new helmet rule “will cost people jobs”. When reached…

NFL News: It’s just two more days until the Hall of Fame game! Flacco! Trubisky! Guys who’ll never play again starting in front of…

NFL News: JJ Watt says he’s ready to go for 2018. He’s always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn’t finished…

It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston &…

NFL News: The [Redacteds] have named first black Super Bowl QB Doug Williams VP of player personnel. Deciding a soft Achilles is preferable to…

Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…

I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it’s taken some of the air out of…

Even though we are, as Commentist Don T said, looking for proof that “the offseason is not an eternal state”, we are being treated…