Sorry folks, gotta phone this one in cause I’ve got a Raiders preview to finish writing!
Hi! If you’re seeing this (especially you, Google!), welcome to the Search Engine Optimization part of the post! Donald Trump is an idiot. Donald Trump is a traitor. Donald Trump wants to molest his own daughter. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is the worst president in American history. Donald Trump conspired with Russia. Donald Trump colluded with Russia. Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin’s little bitch. Donald Trump is owned by Vladimir Putin. Donald Trump is stupid. Donald Trump sexually assaults women. Donald Trump lies constantly. Donald Trump is not as rich as he claims to be. Donald Trump owes a lot of money to Russians. Donald Trump is practically bankrupt. Donald Trump will die alone in prison.
Phoning it in is what got Brett Favre in trouble in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtaUHMWQpiI
Fine jerkweed, I’ll nominate myself for pick of the week then….
(yes, I’m doing this just to annoy everyone)
((and j/k about the jerkweed comment…you know I love ya…mostly in a not gay way))
(((mostly)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHxS8wlDngI
Booooo
Hehehehe…suck it.
In Best Don Pardo voice:
“WILL WE EVER SEE R-T-D AGAIN? CAN HE ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF THE BLACK HOLE? TUNE IN TOMORROW TO FIND OUT!”
[Queue laugh track and applause]
Raider preview?