Your NFL Football Open Thread Numero Quattro

Good news everyone! I’m projected to lose in every league that I’m in. And some leagues that I’m not in.

Well, it’s been a day, hasn’t it? It’s been extra hard for me. All the typing! But it’s worth it. (if I wasn’t able to do it, someone else would jump in) Well, there’s only one last thing to do…

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-What a difference a qb/different offensive system/coaching makes! Manny Sanders’ aDOT last year as a Saint was 8.8. This year he’s sitting at 16.8. Though that’ll likely go down, Sanders is a fine addition to a Bills O that is always interesting to watch. Unless Moss is playing. (Singletary owner)

-Oof! Hill and Kelce hung a ’22 grabs, 290 yards’ number around the Bills neck the last time these squadoos played. Buffalo’s motto is likely borrowed from Pat Morita’s credo, “No Can Defend!”.

-HOWEVER, the Chiefs D are right now bottom 5 in yards allowed per play against the pass and the run. And they’ve given up at least 29 points in every game this year. Will this be an ongoing thing for Mahomes over his career? He scores at such a pace that the D is on the field very frequently and usually gassed in the 4th quarter. They don’t need stars on D as much as they need quality depth.

-After getting thrashed by Pitt in the first week the Bills are not risking Stockholm Syndrome. (they’re talking no prisoners, umm, hostages) They’ve outscored their last three opponents 118-21.

Turn the lights out, I’m done.

 

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

WOOOOOOOO

TheRevanchist

Reid is a genius. Let the Bills believe they are a much better team. And, come playoff team, we will surprise the shit out of them with a huge throttling. Yeah, Coach!

Mr. Ayo

It’s raining so hard here I can’t hear my TV. Or my inner voices.

Very annoying. Also, lightning strikes are expected soon.

Can’t wait!!

Last edited 2 years ago by Mr. Ayo
Doktor Zymm

Um yeah, totally didn’t nap through it all! Go!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Seeing the Chiefs get humiliated on national television in front of their faithful fans will help me sleep better tonight.

King Hippo

AFC West could have pulled an NFC East today, if stupid #ThePauls didn’t Paul the endgame so badly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Give the Chargers some credit, they look really good so far this year.

King Hippo

I would if I were a bigger man.

Thank fuck I am NOT.

Horatio Cornblower

Good night folks. I’m sure all see you all of you for tomorrow’s ‘Salute to Indigenous People’ baseballkakke tomorrow.

King Hippo

HIPPO SUCKS OUT (PHRASING)

King Hippo

156.59 to 149.83 WOO!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

We don’t need to know how you get your pills, but thanks.

Mr. Ayo

Now it’s 10?!?!

Fuck FF right in its pink socked ass.

King Hippo

it’s Justin Tucker, though.

yeah right

Oh shitsy doodles.

King Hippo

ONE MOAR FIRST DOWN

Sharkbait

I’m up on Boris 109.45-108.88. I’m fucked.

King Hippo

YOU ARE DOWN THREE GODDAMNED SCORES AND ALREADY GOT KELCE CONCUSSED LET IT GO FATASS

King Hippo

now bleed THAT CLOCK WITH ZACH MOSS EXCLUSIVELY

Mr. Ayo

GODDAMMIT!!!

Mr. Ayo

Where’s Montgomery!?!?

King Hippo

OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST

Horatio Cornblower

Collinsworth saying that guys don’t want to hurt guys on the other team after watching the Buffalo safety drop a shoulder into Kelce’s head is really something.

Brocky

Trying to kill whitey. 15 yards

Mr. Ayo

HAHAHA. I only need 7 points from Tucker tomorrow.

His lowest score this season is 7.

I’m sure you know where this is going.

King Hippo

Need 8 now.

Mr. Ayo

I CAN DO MATH ASSHAT!

Mr. Ayo

FUCK. NOW IT’S 9.

King Hippo

u mean 10

Mr. Ayo

FUCK IT ALL!

Brocky

Going to pull a brocky?

Mr. Ayo

Apparently you didn’t entertain our lord and savior enough. I hope you’re happy.

Sharkbait

Looks like I need Lat Murray to score 0 tomorrow night.

Horatio Cornblower

“That’s exactly what Tony LaRussa was hoping for…”

Daylight Savings Time came early and there’s another hour until closing time?

King Hippo

I AM GOING TO LOSE TO TYREEK HILL GARBAGE TIME LIKE THAT.

yeah right

I don’t usually invoke the term “beatdown” but I may invoke that term.

Brocky

Dear sweet lord I am down by 1.04.

Chiefs score again, it’ll likely knock the Bill’s defense down enough.

Good lord I am going to need a defibrillator

yeah right

Full fibrolator with ringers lactate stat!

Brick Meathook

comment image

yeah right

And an autograph picture of Randy Mantooth!

Sharkbait

That’s not Diggs

Brocky

I’m sorry. It was either me or you

Mr. Ayo

NAWT DIGGS!

Last edited 2 years ago by Mr. Ayo
yeah right

Did I mention that Josh Allen went to Reedley fucking College!

Horatio Cornblower

“This is exactly what Tony LaRussa was hoping for…”

Daylight Savings Time came early, and he’s got another hour until last call?

Horatio Cornblower

Huh. This showed up twice, and really wasn’t worth it.

Mr. Ayo

And the lord said, you got to rise up now!

Brick Meathook

Chris and Al are definitely drinking

Mr. Ayo

Two of us?

yeah right

/ raises hand

yeah right

The good lord called a reckoning, a deluge on the heretics from barbecue town and the great buffala.

The ending will be biblical.

Last edited 2 years ago by yeah right
Sharkbait

Bailout flag is bailout

Mr. Ayo

BLEEERGH will not be denied