Good news everyone! I’m projected to lose in every league that I’m in. And some leagues that I’m not in.
Well, it’s been a day, hasn’t it? It’s been extra hard for me. All the typing! But it’s worth it. (if I wasn’t able to do it, someone else would jump in) Well, there’s only one last thing to do…
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-What a difference a qb/different offensive system/coaching makes! Manny Sanders’ aDOT last year as a Saint was 8.8. This year he’s sitting at 16.8. Though that’ll likely go down, Sanders is a fine addition to a Bills O that is always interesting to watch. Unless Moss is playing. (Singletary owner)
-Oof! Hill and Kelce hung a ’22 grabs, 290 yards’ number around the Bills neck the last time these squadoos played. Buffalo’s motto is likely borrowed from Pat Morita’s credo, “No Can Defend!”.
-HOWEVER, the Chiefs D are right now bottom 5 in yards allowed per play against the pass and the run. And they’ve given up at least 29 points in every game this year. Will this be an ongoing thing for Mahomes over his career? He scores at such a pace that the D is on the field very frequently and usually gassed in the 4th quarter. They don’t need stars on D as much as they need quality depth.
-After getting thrashed by Pitt in the first week the Bills are not risking Stockholm Syndrome. (they’re talking no prisoners, umm, hostages) They’ve outscored their last three opponents 118-21.
Turn the lights out, I’m done.
WOOOOOOOO
Reid is a genius. Let the Bills believe they are a much better team. And, come playoff team, we will surprise the shit out of them with a huge throttling. Yeah, Coach!
It’s raining so hard here I can’t hear my TV. Or my inner voices.
Very annoying. Also, lightning strikes are expected soon.
Can’t wait!!
Um yeah, totally didn’t nap through it all! Go!
Seeing the Chiefs get humiliated on national television in front of their faithful fans will help me sleep better tonight.
AFC West could have pulled an NFC East today, if stupid #ThePauls didn’t Paul the endgame so badly.
Give the Chargers some credit, they look really good so far this year.
I would if I were a bigger man.
Thank fuck I am NOT.
Good night folks. I’m sure all see you all of you for tomorrow’s ‘Salute to Indigenous People’ baseballkakke tomorrow.
HIPPO SUCKS OUT (PHRASING)
156.59 to 149.83 WOO!!!!!
We don’t need to know how you get your pills, but thanks.
Now it’s 10?!?!
Fuck FF right in its pink socked ass.
it’s Justin Tucker, though.
Oh shitsy doodles.
ONE MOAR FIRST DOWN
I’m up on Boris 109.45-108.88. I’m fucked.
YOU ARE DOWN THREE GODDAMNED SCORES AND ALREADY GOT KELCE CONCUSSED LET IT GO FATASS
now bleed THAT CLOCK WITH ZACH MOSS EXCLUSIVELY
GODDAMMIT!!!
Where’s Montgomery!?!?
OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST
Collinsworth saying that guys don’t want to hurt guys on the other team after watching the Buffalo safety drop a shoulder into Kelce’s head is really something.
Trying to kill whitey. 15 yards
HAHAHA. I only need 7 points from Tucker tomorrow.
His lowest score this season is 7.
I’m sure you know where this is going.
Need 8 now.
I CAN DO MATH ASSHAT!
FUCK. NOW IT’S 9.
u mean 10
FUCK IT ALL!
Going to pull a brocky?
Apparently you didn’t entertain our lord and savior enough. I hope you’re happy.
Looks like I need Lat Murray to score 0 tomorrow night.
“That’s exactly what Tony LaRussa was hoping for…”
Daylight Savings Time came early and there’s another hour until closing time?
I AM GOING TO LOSE TO TYREEK HILL GARBAGE TIME LIKE THAT.
I don’t usually invoke the term “beatdown” but I may invoke that term.
Dear sweet lord I am down by 1.04.
Chiefs score again, it’ll likely knock the Bill’s defense down enough.
Good lord I am going to need a defibrillator
Full fibrolator with ringers lactate stat!
And an autograph picture of Randy Mantooth!
That’s not Diggs
I’m sorry. It was either me or you
NAWT DIGGS!
Did I mention that Josh Allen went to Reedley fucking College!
“This is exactly what Tony LaRussa was hoping for…”
Daylight Savings Time came early, and he’s got another hour until last call?
Huh. This showed up twice, and really wasn’t worth it.
And the lord said, you got to rise up now!
Chris and Al are definitely drinking
Two of us?
/ raises hand
The good lord called a reckoning, a deluge on the heretics from barbecue town and the great buffala.
The ending will be biblical.
Bailout flag is bailout
BLEEERGH will not be denied