Good news everyone! I’m projected to lose in every league that I’m in. And some leagues that I’m not in.
Well, it’s been a day, hasn’t it? It’s been extra hard for me. All the typing! But it’s worth it. (if I wasn’t able to do it, someone else would jump in) Well, there’s only one last thing to do…
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-What a difference a qb/different offensive system/coaching makes! Manny Sanders’ aDOT last year as a Saint was 8.8. This year he’s sitting at 16.8. Though that’ll likely go down, Sanders is a fine addition to a Bills O that is always interesting to watch. Unless Moss is playing. (Singletary owner)
-Oof! Hill and Kelce hung a ’22 grabs, 290 yards’ number around the Bills neck the last time these squadoos played. Buffalo’s motto is likely borrowed from Pat Morita’s credo, “No Can Defend!”.
-HOWEVER, the Chiefs D are right now bottom 5 in yards allowed per play against the pass and the run. And they’ve given up at least 29 points in every game this year. Will this be an ongoing thing for Mahomes over his career? He scores at such a pace that the D is on the field very frequently and usually gassed in the 4th quarter. They don’t need stars on D as much as they need quality depth.
-After getting thrashed by Pitt in the first week the Bills are not risking Stockholm Syndrome. (they’re talking no prisoners, umm, hostages) They’ve outscored their last three opponents 118-21.
Turn the lights out, I’m done.
Ball is bouncing weird
Rays got a double and looking to take the lead. Game still tied.
Bar is nervous 😬
Need MOAR Mahomesdowns
In my middle age, I think the main middle aged characteristic I have developed is a super annoying laugh. I know I am doing it and cannot stop
Fuck ’em all. You pay your taxes
Like Jimmy Carr esque?
Bizarre situation in Boston. Tampa player hits a ball off the wall, ball bounces off wall, hits Sox OF and bounces back into the field.
I have no idea what the rule is, but that can’t be a ground rule double.
I don’t follow this sequence right I think.
Terrible ruling. That run should be in.
Agreed. if it’s umpire discretion and they used that to say the Rays runner wouldn’t have scored then they’re drunk.
Jeff Passan posted the rule. They called it right.
Yeah, saw that. Bizarre, probably should be changed, but is what it is for now.
Andy Reid: mmmmmmm Pringle
When him and Gordon hang out after the game, the munchies might destroy the entire city.
WHEW NAWT TYREEK
THESE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS I CALL THEM THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF ASHLII BABBITT BECAUSE, REGARDLESS OF THEIR TEAM’S PREFORMANCE, THEY WILL NEVER GET RID OF THAT RED COLOR ALL OVER THEIR SHIRTS.
Kinda looked like Buffala just threw a punch into the pile but guess that is okay nawt a head shot
Gordon’s alive?!
Damn straight! Still high, but on Jesus? Idk. That’s what I’m sure said to get reinstated again.
Was that Al in Gladiator?
He’s certainly old enough to remember the Punic Wars first-hand
Uncle Ed once said, “I was really rooting for Marv Levy to win the Super Bowl because he would’ve been the first Jewish coach to win it all”
“That’s very progressive of you Uncle Ed.”
“Nah, I just wanted to call them the Dollar Bills and send some shitty Intifada jokes to Letterman.”
FLAG! Drink
Hope you enjoy the pending coma, if that is tonight’s house rule!
That is the point of drinking games yes?
I miss being able to handle my comas.
I don’t care about comas, if you can do well with your commas, you good with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y&ab
I was not aware of this version of The Girl Next Door (2007)
To the Research Screen!
Is the reasearch screen the same as incognito?
it’s what I call my TV to make ‘watching porn’ sound classy.
But it says it’s a documentary!
In defense of Jon Gruden, I used to call Toni Braxton “Michelin Lips” back in the 90s but that was mostly due to a horrible UTI rumor I heard about on UseNet
México 3 Honduras 0.
Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief now.
DRAGA! DRAGA!
BLEERGH is feasting this quarter
That was parts of me’s favorite movie when it came out.
Was watching red zone earlier today with chicago dude and forgot he doesn’t speak DFO, he was confussed
https://gfycat.com/faintathleticlacewing
It is already on non-standard Nirvana, think the dude at the end might be on the tunes
Or not! Sudden change! Wtf is this?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM&ab
The Red Sox are not making things easy on my heart… and I’ve already had a rough day on that front. Just get this shit done, lads.
BAWSTON SACKS CAWK
Haha basedball
Hearing some hard Boston Soxxxxx accents now
Sox got a double
Can they pull this off and get the W?
Bar is Rocking! 💯
Sh! Don’t tell Horatio what just happened!
/muffled rustling sounds from locker
Big Ben Vision
So when QBs wear a fanny pack in front, what is it? A scrote pack? A shaft muff?
Keeps your pube-fro warm.
he probably has truck nuts in them, maybe an Air Sack
A grower not a shower lower flower?
Thought knowing Allen probably holstering this
good start on the 22 points I need from Allen tonight vs Herbert TDune Pentalogy
These solid red Chiefs unis would earn a bounty in Texas.
For any goddam feriners who be like ‘feetbal hehe has not feet’ today has much kicking importance!
Tyreek’s two drops make Hippo happy. But NOT because I am a decent person or anything.
Tonight his wife and kid would probably be safer in a Britt Reid operated Uber.
Because he is a horrible person?
Fantasy opponent ONLY
Decent people have shit lives, it is good nawt to aspire that way but to take joy in the same shit plus more!
I am the only person in this bar watching the feetballs. Should I jukebox?
Oh yeah fire on some tunes that you like and others would question.
The most questionable thing would be Maddie and Tae
Queue up The Boys are Back in Town 50 times
LOL
That would be Rocking! 🎵
BLEERGH is asserting himself early.
I really should stay away from Twitter.
Ha!
Also probably stay away from the Uncle Touchy Memorial Playground.
That looks like quite the ride!
The ride only open 1 week a month
Pre-lubed, for your pleasure.
Okay, in tWBS memorial league, need Josh Allen and Nyheim Hines to get more than -8 points. Think I am okay
Hell is trying to fade Tyreek and Knox, with a 40-pt lead. I also have CE-H, but he’s a wet bag of shit.
OCG left. Couldn’t hang for the exxxxxxtra innings.
However this game plays out, it’s been ROCKING!
Goooo baseball! ⚾️
Balls is starting Josh Allen, Travis Kelce, and the Bills D against me in FF. I should watch the game, but Sox-Rays are in the 11th, and attention must be paid, to quote Willy Loman’s wife.
Chiefs are wearing their all-red look tonight.
Bills by 20, for aesthetic reasons only.
Just realized i am nawt sure who won late games, must have napped. Will go check
Hooray! Abby is at the bar, and apparently there is not a mask mandat cuz I have one in my bag but forgor to put it on the face and didn’t get yelled at and did get a whiskey sode
Oh dear, not fully drunk yet but me spelling is atrocious. I feel unworthy of this full keyboard
Oh, whiskey soda? I guess I’ll have to drink this mezcal sour myself.
I don’t use the word ‘hero’ lightly…
That is a sexy ass drink
I found a list of Thanksgiving cocktails, and I am either honoUring my Canadian heritage and/or researching for American Thanksgiving.
This one is 1.5 oz mezcal, 1.5 oz lime juice, 1 oz amaro, 1 tsp agave, 1 egg white. Dry shake, then add ice and shake and strain. Angostura on top, lime peel garnish.
I’d give it a B+. Not going to be in heavy rotation, but it’s a nice change up.
I love me some egg white cocktails
You’re practically speaking Fozz! It’s a whole new language.
She’s bourbling like a professional!
Last funny;
god gives his biggest mamma mias to his spiciest meatballs
Yesterday I recorded and watched both Mississippi State vs Arkansas and Oklahoma vs. Texas. Then today I watched Browns and Chargers. I think that’s a combined 4000 yards of offense and about 300 points.
Defense optional indeed.
I’m fucking exhausted.
Soxxxx vs Rays
Exxxxtrainnnings
OCG is hanging around
This is ROCKIN!!! 💯
When OCG shows up (or you show up if he’s there first), is there a big greeting? Or is it a simple “hi” and you get to drinkin’?
Norm!
Okay, gotta cover my ass hopefully in a non-pants way to head to the bar for night game
If you wear a skirt at least let it reach halfway to your knees. Make them earn it.
Unlike that hoe, Carrie Underwood.
Okay, tshirt dress, kinda leggings, lets go!
Shit shoes, okay sandals i good
Nope, better, fake chucks!
What a day of footballing, eh?
Yes, this is my first comment of the day. I don’t give a fuck about rules. Besides, I was out photographing models until midnight last night.
/ may be slightly delirious
I hope you brought enough for everybody
Someday, I’d like for you to write about your experience living in LA and then leaving. I’d be very interested in your thoughts on the topic.
I’ll consider it
Models. Psht. Wake me when it’s deviants you’re photographin’
Aren’t all models deviants?
Did they know you were photographing them?
I need 11.4 points from Kelce tonight. Thank goodness it’s PPR.
Oh, and this lyft driver said he needed to stop for gas and then just….didn’t. So if you don’t hear from me later I got stranded and/or murdered on the 10.
That is why I don’t do lyft. When I get murdered, I want it done by someone I know.
Love that smile from her.
It’s very “Don’t do that! But also don’t stop doing that!”
Left is the playful cheek
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That’s me and Gumby every time he’s behind me. You would think he’d be over it by now, but nah.
That’s a beautiful thing.
That’s good. It equal parts playful and intimate.
Coolest thing about marriage: the quotidian ass grab / slap.
That’s how love is made