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2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

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And we are off!

“It’s alright, I imagine the three pork tenderloins still lingering in his stomach from the pre-game meal softened the blow somewhat.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium.” -Fronkenshteen

“Maybe they got their celebrations confused and that is why they started giving away touchdowns like they were strings of beads.” -ArmedandHammered
SonOfSpam (Below)

“See what happens when you get rid of Paxton Lynch?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I miss doing donuts in the Camaro, Todd.” “I know, I know.” –Senor Weaselo
“Todd Bowles: ‘I wonder if she’ll back right out of the end zone…it’s happened here before.’” – Horatio Cornblower
“Fireman Ed tucks his burgeoning erection into his waistband.” -LemonJello (Editor Note: I am adding this text and bookmarking this as my Jets celebration reaction gif for 2018)

 

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LemonJello

Cthulhu help me.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Woohoo, I opened the season better than the Bears!

Awwww, I made myself sad.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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A tacogood time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Scoring the first quotables of the season leaves me feeling as optimistic as I did when the Raiders took their very first possession down the field and scored a touchdown against the Rams.

I don’t remember what happened after that.

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blaxabbath

I wouldn’t worry too much about people remembering this Raiders season.

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Mr. Ayo

Well done Fronkenshteen

(and the rest of you degenerates)

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ballsofsteelandfury

Fronkenshteen came strong this week.

Yes, it can mean two things.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fronkenshteen’s Monster also did well.

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