2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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And we are off!


“It’s alright, I imagine the three pork tenderloins still lingering in his stomach from the pre-game meal softened the blow somewhat.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium.” -Fronkenshteen


“Maybe they got their celebrations confused and that is why they started giving away touchdowns like they were strings of beads.” -ArmedandHammered

SonOfSpam (Below)


“See what happens when you get rid of Paxton Lynch?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I miss doing donuts in the Camaro, Todd.” “I know, I know.” –Senor Weaselo

“Todd Bowles: ‘I wonder if she’ll back right out of the end zone…it’s happened here before.'” – Horatio Cornblower

“Fireman Ed tucks his burgeoning erection into his waistband.” -LemonJello (Editor Note: I am adding this text and bookmarking this as my Jets celebration reaction gif for 2018)

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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LemonJello
LemonJello

Cthulhu help me.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Woohoo, I opened the season better than the Bears!

Awwww, I made myself sad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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A tacogood time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Scoring the first quotables of the season leaves me feeling as optimistic as I did when the Raiders took their very first possession down the field and scored a touchdown against the Rams.

I don’t remember what happened after that.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well done Fronkenshteen

(and the rest of you degenerates)

ballsofsteelandfury

Fronkenshteen came strong this week.

Yes, it can mean two things.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fronkenshteen’s Monster also did well.