"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello

2018 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

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September 14, 2018

Commentist Participation, Quotables

And we are off!

“It’s alright, I imagine the three pork tenderloins still lingering in his stomach from the pre-game meal softened the blow somewhat.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“This duck, like many other birds, met a sad end at U.S. Bank Stadium.” -Fronkenshteen

“Maybe they got their celebrations confused and that is why they started giving away touchdowns like they were strings of beads.” -ArmedandHammered

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“See what happens when you get rid of Paxton Lynch?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I miss doing donuts in the Camaro, Todd.” “I know, I know.” –Senor Weaselo

“Todd Bowles: ‘I wonder if she’ll back right out of the end zone…it’s happened here before.’” – Horatio Cornblower

“Fireman Ed tucks his burgeoning erection into his waistband.” -LemonJello (Editor Note: I am adding this text and bookmarking this as my Jets celebration reaction gif for 2018)

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LemonJello

September 15, 2018 10:42 am

Cthulhu help me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Admin

September 14, 2018 7:40 pm

Woohoo, I opened the season better than the Bears!

Awwww, I made myself sad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 14, 2018 6:51 pm

A tacogood time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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September 14, 2018 6:52 pm

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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September 14, 2018 6:53 pm

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Admin

September 14, 2018 6:19 pm

Scoring the first quotables of the season leaves me feeling as optimistic as I did when the Raiders took their very first possession down the field and scored a touchdown against the Rams.

I don’t remember what happened after that.