(sung to the tune of “Scotty Doesn’t Know“)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA

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Donnie doesn’t know that his Paulie flipped

And signed off on a plea deal

He turns on the TV

To the Fox News show

But it’s just car crashes

So Donnie doesn’t know

Oh Donnie doesn’t know-ooo-oh

So don’t tell Donnie

Donnie doesn’t know

Donnie doesn’t know

(So don’t tell Donnie!)

Rudy says there’s no convictions

But there’s no truth to his predictions…’cause

Donnie doesn’t know

Donnie doesn’t know

Donnie doesn’t know

Donnie doesn’t know

So don’t tell Donnie

Donnie doesn’t know

(Don’t tell Donnie!)

I can’t believe he’s in such denial

Pretty soon he’ll be on trial

Michael Cohen’s on the phone

To see if Mueller’ll throw him a bone

It’s a race to see

Who avoids prison

[crowd chants]

DONNIE’S GOTTA GO!

DONNIE’S GOTTA GO!

DONNIE’S GOTTA GO!

DONNIE’S GOTTA GO!