Your “I Come Alive In The Fall Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread

My mood has been quite foul all week. I think it’s my work schedule. Being back on afternoon & evenings means I don’t really appreciate the weekend anymore. By the time I get home I just want the day to end; finishing earlier in the day made for more activity time later, and that made the days flow better.

Also, getting home halfway through sporting events really pisses me off. THAT’S MY SPORTS DRINKING TIME!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Florida at Mississippi State – 6:00PM | ESPN
    • Virginia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Iowa State at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Ohio State at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Stanford at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
    • BYU at Washington – 8:30PM | FOX
    • Mississippi at LSU – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Southern California at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • Oregon at California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Toledo at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Blue Bombers vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Tigers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4
    • LA Galaxy vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
  • 2018 Ryder Cup Golf:
    • Day 3 in France – 6:00AM | NBC
  • NHL Preseason:
    • Sportsnet – 7:00PM; 10:00PM

Is it twice in a row we’ve been treated to the best game of the week on a Thursday? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THAT!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Why are they playing Shipping Up to Boston in OSU PSU game?

herodotus450

Does the technology not exist to get a stable camera shot?

Fronkenshteen

A PICTURE OF A. BOTTLE OF WHISKEY JESUS CHRIST WHY CANT I GET ANY PICTURES TO PUBLISH

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Quit holding the camera when you are beating off; use a ….. tripod.

Spur

From my other stomping Grounds
I will convert one of you,

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/9jzdij/a_new_fans_guide_to_the_nba_20182019_season/

herodotus450

Step 1: Turn off NBA.
Step 2: Done.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not Blair Walsh, but you get the point.

/actually glad you can get some enjoyment from the NBA…. because a lot of shit in this world sucks.
//great mood now.

Senor Weaselo

To quote Iman Shumpert, “Ain’t nobody fuckin’ wit my Knicks…”

Sorry, I meant the opposite of quoting Iman Shumpert. Everybody fuckin’ with my Knicks…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*“Ain’t nobody fuckin’ wit my Knickers…”

Senor Weaselo

We’re working on that, believe it or not.

blaxabbath

Alfonzo Trier: Professionl Liability

blaxabbath

The NFL has too many games. No fucking way the NBA season can be justified.

ALso, I don’t have cable.

King Hippo

So…this looks like the playoff field after the given Roll Damn Tide:

Paedos, Irish, Clemson.

HAIL SATAN!!

Fronkenshteen

Paddies are in a dog fight with tree right now.

Senor Weaselo
herodotus450

osu is currently missing their, and possibly the nations, best parss rusher though and surprise surprise psu is throwing all over them. #TheCommitteeKnows

herodotus450

They can’t complete a pass of their own though…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Whoever those parents were, their kid is going to have to kill himself now. No other way out of it.

blaxabbath

I hope their kid is Brett Kavanaugh..

King Hippo

Holy shit, Kenfucky FOOTBAW is gonna be 5-0?

Redshirt

Also JV Cincinnati. Something must be in the water.

Spur

Come on Ohio State. Lets see that famous aggressiveness on the field please.

King Hippo

I have no idea why I have watched so much of this Cowbells/Gators abortion, except that I really, really hate myself (and for good reason).

JustStopDude

I would rather see the Mustangs win the NCAA National Championship than Penn State.

Senor Weaselo

Why is H. Jon Benjamin doing Arby’s commercials again?

King Hippo

This is the last season of Archer, and by the looks of him, he really likes to eat?

yeah right

Speaking of Tigers, I’m currently one of the more vocal Detroit Tigers fans.

It’s only temporary through tomorrow.

Senor Weaselo

Go chaos!

herodotus450

That sack would’ve been at least three penalties on Sunday.

Redshirt

Come on, Ohio State. I’m planning on watching the new episode of Murphy Brown tomorrow night, but you’re making me think of turning it on. Don’t screw up my plans with your suckitude!

What? I can be a Conservative and like Murphy Brown.

blaxabbath

Fake News Murphy Brown!

Spur
herodotus450

I think you mean obama’s fault.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

IT CAN BE BOFE, LIBTARD!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Anyone been to Jackson Hole? Thinking about a sprig trip trip to there and Yellowstone.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would not recommend a sprig trip trip.

However it is beautiful country; if you are rod trip tripping it definitely stop there.

Spur

Road trip baby. I’m taking 3 weeks off.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yellowstone will be very crowed, so you may plan on seeing Parks and wilderness areas along the way.

yeah right

Reedley college played Cabrillo today. Tough game. They were tied at 7, at 14, at 21 and 24. Final drive of the game and Reedley scores the walk off touch down.

31-24 Reedley Fucking Tigers!

Five and Oh!

Redshirt

Woo! Do they do playoffs or bowl games?

yeah right

They do. It’s all the California CCs. This should put them in the top 10. Winning makes everybody look good and this ain’t hurting my nephew’s resume at all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Off topic; glad you enjoyed your trip to Colorado.

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yeah right

It was fantastic.
Part 2 is posting on Tuesday morning!

herodotus450

Penn St decided that they only needed to defend the run in the first quarter I guess.

Redshirt

No problem. Ohio State’s QB is still playing with no glasses or two glasses or something.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, kids can’t fly out of the showers, can they?

/If I believed in hell, I’d be taking the express bus to it.

Redshirt

Seeing society nowadays, I think you’ll make the cut due to space limitations.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Society should be like the ’50s when people got away with this kind of thing because it was swept under the rug.

Redshirt

Lets bring back duels. It will help to resolve conflicts quicker and thin the genetic genepool.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s partly there; Florida’s Stand Your Ground law is good with murder.

Redshirt

Yeah, even I don’t agree with that. Self defense is one thing, but you can’t just say “I thought my life was in danger”.

Redshirt’s proposed rule (stolen from Zordon’s rules to the Power Rangers): You can only elevate a battle to the level of your opponent. If your opponent is fighting barehanded, you can’t use lethal force. If he brings out a knife or gun, not has it in possession, actually brings it out and attempts to put it in ready position, then you can defend yourself.

yeah right

I’ll be driving!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/court-korean-born-girl-must-leave-us-because-she-was-adopted-by-her-kansas-uncle-a-year-too-late/ar-BBNIrPa?ocid=spartanntp

Is there any pro-life Democrats or is that considered an abomination in your camp? Trying to find a reason to go Dem, but that’s a deal breaker.

herodotus450

Probably a dixiecrat somewhere who still only cares about kids until they’re born.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think there are several who still want the government to control women’s reproductive health and choices.

Redshirt

I believe life begins at conception. I understand why a person would want to have an abortion and in some cases I agree it should be an option, but I don’t agree with it overall.

Its not about the woman, its the unborn child.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I generally stay out of political discussions. And granted, this is a complicated issue and I understand the emotions on both sides.

But trust me, as a man of medical science and research, “Life Beginning at Conception” is not the issue here.

A fertilized egg, or even a little bit beyond that in development, is not a sentient being.

Life? Sure.

But up until that being is sentient, and has a nervous system which can feel pain and/or emotions? It’s the woman’s right to choose IMHO.

And I’m damned sure not gonna be the one to tell her otherwise.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Next time you kill a fly, or a wasp, or use Clorox to disinfect your countertops, then tell me again about all life being precious blah blah blah blah.

I don’t want to hear that argument anymore.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And this is not aimed at Redshirt in particular, FWIW.

Redshirt

No problem. I’ve learned to develop a thick skin on the board and proofread all comments for things that might cause conniptions in other commentists.

theeWeeBabySeamus

FWIW, I am very opposed to late term abortions, other than those where the mother’s health might be at risk, and which will be performed in a clinical setting which would prevent any suffering. For anyone involved.

But if Roe vs Wade was to get overturned, it hurts everyone. Especially the children.

Col. Duke LaCross

The health of the mother being at risk or the baby being born to extremely severe health problems are pretty much the only reasons late-term abortions ever actually take place. Not that the right-wing crowd will ever actually admit to that though. It usually undercuts their argument.

Redshirt

Yup. You allow for conditions where its good, then the voters may start thinking. They don’t want that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THIS!

Redshirt

Good point. I’m also influenced with my religious upbringing. Life is a gift and all that.

I could change though. At one point, I was against gay marriage. Now I was for it before it become the law of the land.

I would never shame someone for having one though. That’s never right. Even if I feel it is a sin, I have no right to judge anyone for their sins. Another part of my religious upbringing: I’m a sinner and I have no right to judge others.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Its not about the woman, its the unborn child.

This statement is exactly why this religious driven position is fucked up.

An embryo is not a child,

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bada Bing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I had a relative who worked as an RN in an emergency room in the 60s when it was illegal. A lot of women died soon after they arrived because of back alley abortions; they knew the danger, they just could not have a child. When it is illegal only the well off have access to safe procedures. The religious right does not want to stop at abortion; they are making it difficult for contraception and women’s healthcare too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep.

Spur

Doug Jones i believe.

herodotus450

How does one unsprotsmanlike penalty offset three?
Oh I see.

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Baltimore Orioles Update….

One more loss and I won’t have to eat my own underpants. It’ll be over probably tonight, but at least by this time tomorrow.

JustStopDude

I’m actually wearing my Chinese Orioles jersey right now.

At least you got the Ravens I guess. For reasons I will never understand, I latched onto the Browns. I will say this…I would rather see the O’s win another World Series than the Browns win the Superbowl.

Statistically, I am not sure which is less likely…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

i pictured something way different that what you meant by “Chinese Orioles jersey.”

Supplies!!

JustStopDude

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….I have an Orioles’ Machado jersey I wore in LA when I went out recently.
Because, ya know….he’s a Dodger now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that’s kind of what I pictured.

Fronkenshteen

Anyone else thinking of taking the Josh Gordon plunge tomorrow afternoon?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Hard to believe I wept when Kev made that dog sculpture for Derek with the sausage tail, but there I was.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, you meant…….

herodotus450

not legal in my state yet.

Fronkenshteen

I got a guy

JustStopDude

I read that as “purge” originally…and my mind got dark.

Fronkenshteen

Everyone watching Wifebeater vs Paedo?

Spur

yep. I think we’re all rooting for “she fell down the stairs”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Ran into the door….several times”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Duke is getting away with some dirty shit tonight.
I hate ’em, granted. But I thought Cutcliffe was better than that.

Redshirt

Come on, Ohio State. Don’t let our first loss be against these douchebags. I’ll take a Michigan loss over this!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Duke Coeds: Still Ugly…. Check.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Smile and pretend it is all OK.

King Hippo

Jeebus Taek teh Wheel

King Hippo

well, I went 5-for-5 on my JV bets in ATS-land (WVU, Syracuse, Arkansas, K State, NW), so far. BYU and Oregon State still to go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s just not right.

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Redshirt

The director’s cut to Batman: The Killing Joke got a little weird.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wish I’d dropped about 5 bills on teh VT ML.

But I’m not allowed to bet anymore.

Redshirt

I’m a recovering Republican. I’m an Ohio State fan. I’m a Bengals fan.

Why do I make such poor life choices?

King Hippo

you wouldn’t rather be a Paedo supporter, so tonight is free pass

Spur

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Redshirt

You know I think the FBI could get a picture of Kavanaugh eating a live puppy and he’d still be confirmed.

King Hippo

Susan Collins would express grave reservations, though

Gratliff

The 2020 RNC poster is a bit on-the-nose

Fronkenshteen

That is a devastating political cartoon.

Redshirt

You know, I’m curious. Its a White Out. Why is Penn State wearing blue?

Col. Duke LaCross

Prison blues?

Spur

I guess I’ll cheer for the Ohio Hitlers. The Penn State Stalins act like a victim when you bring it up. The Penn State Stalins shouldn’t exist.

Redshirt

Damn it, Northwestern!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Something something that pussy looks very excited something something.

Spur

Folks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Beaver Stadium is the scariest place in the world.

Over 100,000 people coming together…and every single one of them is okay with pedophilia.

Like what the fuck?!?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’d have thought with a name like that it would be a much nicer place.

Brick Meathook

Wow did I get high last night. On extremely potent legal California weed I bought at a store. I did it in the safety of my own home, did not operate any motor vehicles, endanger anyone, or make any financial transactions. What I did do was text all of my former girlfriends, I wrote a history of the former gates to Arlington Cemetery that were removed in 1970, and I commented here. I think I called Wakezilla a Canadian and commented on Moose’s posts. Don’t listen to me boys I was higher than Chuck Yeager talking to Jesus.

I also broke a glass bong.

I blame drugs:
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

These Mapple Leafs I call them Bert Kavanaugh because their defense is poorly thought out and full of holes but it won’t matter because they’ll win a lot anyway.

JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s pretty funny.

JustStopDude

It takes a little bit. I expect you, the master, to get it right away…but I suspect others…are just confused.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Masturbater.

I think I know who the driver is:

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Redshirt
JustStopDude

I love how Penn State runs a pedophile ring for 10 years and now we have to make sure that no one offends the school about that fact….

herodotus450

Eh. If they put out a graphic that said “Beat Penn State” someone would be offended and cry about it on twatter.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

what school did Adrien Peterson go to?

herodotus450

Same school as Baker Mayfield and Joe Mixon…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, I guess that ruins the “Beat the kids” joke.

JustStopDude

The Weeknd is literally the only good thing to come out of raising kids on the internet.

Gratliff

TIme to spend Saturday night the way every virile man should: Binge-watching the second half of Dragon Ball Super.

Gratliff
Redshirt

Mine was getting caught up with My Little Pony. I’ll admit, I’ve not been liking the current season (bringing back nasty flashbacks of the forced 9th season of Scrubs), but they definitely bring their A-game when they get a celebrity voice actor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umoHmM9G-Zs

Redshirt

I back from closing my parents pool. So what’s the score of the Michigan g…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrtPSf0e0BE&t=2s

theeWeeBabySeamus

Love The Weeknd. Dude is talented.
Nice pull, Rob. Sincerely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ZoCHID9GI

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Certainly is better than the weekdays.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This is also true.

rockingdog

whooo! gonna stay up late and watch bears football do some duck hunting!!!!
For Cal!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Should be a great night.

Senor Weaselo

I think go Dirt Packers for Game 162 chaos potential?

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