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Your “I Come Alive In The Fall Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

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My mood has been quite foul all week. I think it’s my work schedule. Being back on afternoon & evenings means I don’t really appreciate the weekend anymore. By the time I get home I just want the day to end; finishing earlier in the day made for more activity time later, and that made the days flow better.

Also, getting home halfway through sporting events really pisses me off. THAT’S MY SPORTS DRINKING TIME!

Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Florida at Mississippi State – 6:00PM | ESPN
    • Virginia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Iowa State at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Ohio State at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Stanford at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
    • BYU at Washington – 8:30PM | FOX
    • Mississippi at LSU – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Southern California at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • Oregon at California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Toledo at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Blue Bombers vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Tigers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4
    • LA Galaxy vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
  • 2018 Ryder Cup Golf:
    • Day 3 in France – 6:00AM | NBC
  • NHL Preseason:
    • Sportsnet – 7:00PM; 10:00PM

Is it twice in a row we’ve been treated to the best game of the week on a Thursday? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THAT!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, almost midnight, everyone else in the house is asleep.
Time to go get drunk and make dinner!!!!!!!
(my own dinner that is, already made it for the rest of these assholes)

Yay foar freezer vodka though, either way.

/forgets to make dinner

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Ol’ Walt was quite the ass man. I kinda find that arousing myself, like when Bugs Bunny would dress up in drag.

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Brick Meathook

You don’t have to be Fellini to figure this cartoon out.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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OK, let’s start with some re-hydration.

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Unsurprised

I liked that guy better in Beetlejuice.

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Gratliff

Finished the second season of Crashing. I definitely need to get back into watching insult humor. It seems backwards that my enjoyment in awful things decreases as this hellworld gets worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM

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Viva La Tabula Raza

The malaise I am experiencing since January20 2017 has led me to go into debt to buy an old classic car I’ve been pining for over the last couple of years. I was going to sell my old convertible first, but decided to take the plunge and borrow the money so I can drive it for a little while before the upcoming civil/race war that the current administration seems to desire takes place and we find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic hellsacpe a la Road Warrior, wherein I get taken out by the first pack of feral Cub Scouts that comes through the neighborhood looking for easy pickings.

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yeah right

Not enough plus 1’s

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Has anyone here had any experience with an air fryer? I had some food prepared in one last week and it seemed pretty good.

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herodotus450

Maybe ask your local catholic.
/An err Friar, you see

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, they can probably offer some tips on preparing some fish, at least on Fridays.

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like her. She seems nice.

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Fronkenshteen

I hope Travis Kelce pulled his hamstring kicking at a tightly tucked hotel sheet last night and unexpectedly became aroused by a male masseuse today. This will keep him from dropping a 20 burger on my dumb ugly face, and will remind me of when Jason Alexander was funny.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Kelce always wanted to pretend to be an architect??

/spread down to 3.5, put $80 on the Chefs as I fear a rogering is at hand

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theeWeeBabySeamus

A rogering you say?????

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Unsurprised

This man is a national disgrace.

I am amazed it hasn’t been revealed that he was a high school drinking buddy of Gorsuch’s and Kavanaugh’s, being a Senator’s son and all.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder how much Raiders fan’s children charged that lady for their entire lemonade inventory.

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Spur

Matt Damon is playing Kav…not bad.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Luke Skywalker was never again very good at masturbating.

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Spur

NBC is smart to show SNL on the Best Coast live.

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herodotus450

Looks like this game has a Trace amount of… something.

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Redshirt

Holy shit, we actually won?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I love silence in the stadium. UNHappy Valley FTW!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, Oregon thought they had it in the bag last week, too.

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Spur

that was Pedo State’s 4th down play??????? What the fuck?

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herodotus450

Schiano’s Revenge!

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Unsurprised

Leprosy?

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WCS

All that time, and that’s the play?

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King Hippo

he changed it at least twice at the line. AFTER the timeouts.

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King Hippo

LOLPaedos!!!

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herodotus450

THREE consecutive timeouts. Needs to be some rule about that.

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Doktor Zymm

Tell Gibbs 2.0…

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King Hippo

JAmes Franklin REALLY finds hisself clever

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herodotus450

Actual 4 hour game…

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Senor Weaselo

I’m pretty sure that NCAA 2K or whichever it was still exists, because these names are total bullshit. Kyler? Trace? People are just making shit up now. More than previously somehow.

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herodotus450

Auburn has a JaTarvious

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Doktor Zymm

Kyler is the singular of Skyler

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Skyler?!? That ball busting bitch!

*throws unsliced pizza on roof.*

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Brick Meathook

BYU still has Squally Canada

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Doktor Zymm

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My favorite, then probably sleepy

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herodotus450

This game really needs a backbreaking turnover, and psu is holding the hot potato.

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WCS

How does a game that was so close, but so assy, for so long, actually become interesting? Fucking B1G.

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King Hippo

dueling banjo timeouts!!

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Spur

I’ll watch USC and Zona. The Song Girls travel well.

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Fronkenshteen

OBLIGATORY FANTASY QUESTION ( i may already have asked I can’t remember I’m drunk) : Agholor, Enunwa, Hogan, Josh Gordon, Ajayi, Fitz, Godwin. Pick 2.

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King Hippo

Enunwa, Ajayi, Gordon if active (if not I guess Fitty)

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Doktor Zymm

Every fantasy question just reminds me how much my team blows.

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Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

Delay of Game on the two point conversion, yikes…

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herodotus450

And then they call the timeout, after the penalty.

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Senor Weaselo

“That’s impressive. You gonna finish that?” -Andy Reid

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Doktor Zymm

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This one is almost encouraging

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That is telling..

Before my father died he had a saying. He managed a lot of people and dealt with a lot of stuff…professionally speaking. And since he died, I’ve learned he was far from a perfect person. Very far.

But dude knew how to deal with managing a staff. Anyway, his saying, which means more to me now than it did when I first heard him say it as stupid kid….

“You can’t talk your way out of a situation you behaved yourself into.”

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

#TooMuchTime

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Whoa.

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Spur

OSU looking good here but there is too much time left.

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Doktor Zymm

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This kitty know’s y’all

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, gravity might have taken its toll over here, but my “bloodflow” still works just fine.

I can’t prove it.

Well, maybe not tonight.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s cool, most of DFO probably doesn’t want photographic proof

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL…I’ll skype you right now and prove it!!!!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”

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Senor Weaselo

Apparently on my ESPN app the Mavs are playing a team called the Ducks in preseason. I was surprised they’re playing Oregon.

No, they’re playing a team from China. Specifically from Beijing. It’s the Beijing Ducks. Their team name is a Peking Duck joke.

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herodotus450

How do the Mavs match up against the Ducks’ best player, General Tso?

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Senor Weaselo

Eh, he’s chicken.

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herodotus450

osu-psu refs must be auditioning for something, with all the calls they’re making.

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WCS

Being a Big 12 ref?

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Spur

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herodotus450

Phantom facemask!?

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Senor Weaselo

David Wright (retiring at the end of the year, this is his last game) is supposed to address the crowd when the game ends. Naturally it’s scoreless in the top of the 13th.

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Doktor Zymm

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THIS KITTY KNOWS THE PATRIOTS

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WCS

And Republican politics!

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Doktor Zymm

He’s besties with Kav

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Spur

this isnt known?

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herodotus450

osu strikes hard and fast to pull back within 6 with 6 minutes to go.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

To the Victor go the spoils.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s ’cause they forgot to put it in the fridge.

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s dance!

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She looks like a VERY angry pegger.

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Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

I am already watching OR/CAL. The uniforms would make Liberace grab for a MAGA hat.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry, guys, Horatio is my favorite DFOer now.

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herodotus450

Oh.
/stops preparing anus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

I follow Horatio on Twitter.

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Spur

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WCS

Drunk-on-drunk violence. I’ll allow it!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

OSU board after they lose tonight: Oh wait, did we say 3 games? We meant Urban is terminated immediately.

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rockingdog

wendys jams anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoc0zOlpvJ8&t=156s

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Jesus, every team I want to see lose is going to win tonight. Is the Mecum auction still on?

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndH9mhHPk0&ab_channel=killerchair

EDIT: This was supposed to post to your comment about the Allstate Guy.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Thanks for the clarification. i thought it was just one of those internet things that I say to myself “I just can’t expect to get every single joke or reference at my advanced age.”

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