Boy, did we ever laugh some laughs back there! Nevertheless, it’s onwards and sidewayswards for us grizzled veterans of the commenting game. There’s always so much more work to do when you’re employed in the Merriment Division of the innanet. TO THE GAMES!

LAR/DEN:

Cooks and Kupp are ready to fly around the field after overcoming last week’s head ouchers. So yeah, your sneaky pickup of Josh Reynolds was a waste of time, Scotch. The Hurley Gurley Man should have himself a day vs. a Broncs team that gave up an insanecake 323 yards on the ground last week against the Jets. Truth be told, I didn’t believe that and had to look it up myself. And yes, if numbers still describe what they’ve been describing up to now, that set of figures is dead on. WOW! There is a forecast of the non-cocaine white stuff though…

JAX/DAL:

I have a bit of stomach pain but I’m sure it’ll go away soon. The Jags have signed Ereck Flowers . Nope, it’s not going away-actually, I’m also having trouble gulping in air between my insane fits of laughter as well. Hoo boy, that was a good one! Even though Jalen Ramsey is a game-timer the pathetic passing game of the Cowboys shouldn’t cause much trouble. I don’t know, maybe Rico Gathers can step up and make a difference. [starts laughing again] Seriously, I kill me.

BAL/TEN:

Keep an eye out for retread Breshad Perriman-he’s back in business with the Ravens. Much like a bad cold, he never really goes away. Demonstrably incompetent Derrick Henry sloughed his way to 56 yards last week! As the coaching staff pointed out, ‘Technically, microscopic improvement is still improvement’.

Keep your hands on your balls, everybody!