Can we beat a micro-meme to death inside of 12 hours? I betcha we can and I’ll certainly do my part. I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention what some people call The Battle of The Canada, The Politest Civil War Ever, The Bleeergh By The Iceberg, The Red and Black and Blue Game, The Only Closers Get Cocoa Bowl, The Bury My Heart at Red Deer Cup, The EH, Be Nice! Game, The Atrocity By The Rockies, yes it’s the one and only Grey Cup. As a respectful gesture, not a single Canadian NHL team is playing today aside from Calgary and Edmonton. Well, now that that’s out the way… TO THE GAMES!
Cards/Chargers:
Tip of the helmet goes to Patrick Peterson for feeding 221 families in need this past Thanksgiving. My mind boggles at the size of his kitchen and living room though. The logistics of getting the mashed potatoes together while the turkey was resting-that alone must have been a logistical nightmare. And it was just one guy! I hope he didn’t use a food mixer to whip the potatoes-they always end up so gloopy. One single mother did complain that the dressing was a bit dry. So ungrateful. Why didn’t she just take the shuttle from the table back to the kitchen, throw some gravy into the microwave and then take the shuttle back to her spot? It’s that lack of initiative that will pretty much guarantee that she’ll continue to struggle. Ummm… Chargers win to get to 8-3.
Steelers/Broncs:
Pitt is undefeated on the road but it all comes crashing down like a mudslide in an eastern European country you couldn’t identify on a map. Forget about their league-leading 37 sacks. Forget about their 6 game win streak. Forget about their one-two-three punch of Brown, Smith-Schuster and Connor. “Top 10 Defence?” I say, “Top 10 Schmeefence!” And I mean it. Besides, Denver whipped out a special play last week and I’ve no doubt they’ll do it again today. Oh yeah, Phillip Lindsay, HE GON WILDCAT!
Fins/Colts:
I thought about slyly picking up Mr. Andrew “Hasn’t thrown less than 3 TD’s since September 23rd” Luck and stashing him but I chose to just go on living my life. No, the one has nothing to do with the other, I’m just sharing. If you don’t count most of the season, and who does, really-the Colts are 4-0. But just wait a second-good old Randy Dandy, Fanny Hill is back behind center for the Fins. So head over to your armoire and dig out your favourite play-action overalls and put those puppies on.
[looks round] Puppies? Who said “puppies”?
And beloved Pats slide effortlessly into first-round-bye land.
After watching their performance today, though, not sure if they’ll get any further than that.
Ah, a Steelers loss is like a ice cold glass of lemonade to wash out the taste of a Bengals asswumpin’.
The Donks truly are Steelers kryptonite
just keep winning, you glorious fuckers!!
I’ve been loving watching Steelers lose since the mid-1970s, and still enjoy it immensely.
that interception never would have happened if todd haley was calling plays instead of tomlin
-yinzers who voted for Trump
FATGUYCEPTION
the most beautiful
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
outclevered yourselves, precious one
When will people learn to cover that JuJu guy?
motherfuck
way to hang in, Ike!
Kenyon Drake sounds like a conspiracy theory.
Just perfect. 6 minute drive, cash in the TD
/fighting urge to go ML PIT
kenyon drake got an ouch
Hippo’s commentary on this game has been quite the roller coaster ride.
/was a lot worse yesterday
As a Canadian you should be ashamed to be watching anything but the grey cup. All of not cLgary, aka Cleveland/Houston of the north, should be pushing bad juju at the stamps to make them the bills of the CFL. three in a row. Come on!
I hope Fitzy burns Shitty Jingle Stadium née Fake Degree Online Stadium to the ground as he’s walking out the door. His ring of honor should be the fire pit he burns the team photo in.
need to keep the D off the field for awhile
I eagerly await all the pundits telling us that Leveon Bell wouldn’t have fumbled there.
another bailout flag
GREAT, our only WR is hurt now
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/guardian-reporter-no-one-has-agreed-to-new-white-house-rules-for-reporters/ar-BBQ4PBn?ocid=spartanntp
In other news from No Shit Sherlock magazine, Emma Stone hasn’t returned my phone calls.
just fucking of course, lucky shits get it back
PeyPey jingle time!
Bob-Mc-Nair-Can-Rot-In-Hell
any Yinzer play that isn’t a post or fly route is idiocy
They have to keep the defense honest. If not, the defense would be in Cover 2 Deep every play.
I just know that they’ve run 4 or 5 such plays, not a Horse within 10 yards anytime
come on luck throw it to Doyle!!!!!!
Please???
Adam Old man River vinaterei
After the bombs drop, there will be cockroaches, Keith Richards, and Adam Vinatieri kicking footballs of a tee.
Well Ben took a piss in the Locker Room and then he took a dump on the field.
Great shot of Elway, with the bar in the way
It hides his bit quite nicely though
HARF!!
HARFCEPTION
ARI should just adopt the wildcat offense.
This will be a solid post game radio show on the Cardinals flagship.
Fire everyone?
Shoot everyone.
tough, but fair
I’mma need 40 out of Hopkins tomorry. Minimum.
Donks’ secondary standing around holding their bollocks, per usual
Commentators to Big Ben running to the Locker Room:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCi4zMJbMQQ