JV NFL – Conference Title Weekend

Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin!

Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC)

I never get anything I want (in this case, the lesser steer-fucky of these two sides in the playoffs), so I am betting Texas.  That’s too many points in any event, even if Boomer Sooner will play for style points if they can.

Marshall at Virginia Tech (-3.5) (Noon, ACCN)

Castrated Turkeys had a wild escape at home v. Wahoowa, now watch the chucklefucks lose at home to Marshall (barring a plane crash, obvs) to fuck up their bowl streak.

Stanford (-3.5) at Cal (3:00, PAC-12)

Re-posting the cute Berkeley picture, just to see if that makes the fires come back.

Memphis at UCF (-3) (3:30, ABC)

Hitler Mice have one last hurdle before their they can only beat the teams on they schedule!! pablum starts in heavy ESPN rotation.  Personally, I’d rather see Bama beat Okies 63-49 than UCF 63-7.  YMMV.

Alabama (-12.5) v. Georgia @ House That Jerral Built (4:00, CBS)

NOPE, not gonna take the bait and #HAILGAMBLOR on this’un.  In case you miss it the first 20 times the CBS crew mentions same, this is a re-run of last season’s Bananacakes National Final.

Fresno State at Boise State (-1) (7:45, ESPN)

TRUE BUT BORING STORY – my assistant is quitting in 3 weeks in order to move back to Idaho.  Just in time for winter.  I have no read on this game.  Winner gets a meh bowl bid, loser…gets a meh bowl bid.

Clemson (-27.5) v. Pitt @ Mistuh Richardon’s Former Plantation (8:00, ABC)

No, that spread is no misprint, nor is it likely to be covered.  Pitt lost to U*NC in the regular season, the Holes’ only conference win.  Sort of the ACC’s Northwestern.

Ohio State (-15.5) v. Northwestern @ The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)

Seriously, the Mildcats were 0-3 outside of the B1G.  Playing FOAR a title.  No, there is nothing tOSU can do to deserve the right to get shit-holed by Alabama (without a Boomer Sooner loss).