Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin!
Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC)
I never get anything I want (in this case, the lesser steer-fucky of these two sides in the playoffs), so I am betting Texas. That’s too many points in any event, even if Boomer Sooner will play for style points if they can.
Marshall at Virginia Tech (-3.5) (Noon, ACCN)
Castrated Turkeys had a wild escape at home v. Wahoowa, now watch the chucklefucks lose at home to Marshall (barring a plane crash, obvs) to fuck up their bowl streak.
Stanford (-3.5) at Cal (3:00, PAC-12)
Re-posting the cute Berkeley picture, just to see if that makes the fires come back.
Memphis at UCF (-3) (3:30, ABC)
Hitler Mice have one last hurdle before their they can only beat the teams on they schedule!! pablum starts in heavy ESPN rotation. Personally, I’d rather see Bama beat Okies 63-49 than UCF 63-7. YMMV.
Alabama (-12.5) v. Georgia @ House That Jerral Built (4:00, CBS)
NOPE, not gonna take the bait and #HAILGAMBLOR on this’un. In case you miss it the first 20 times the CBS crew mentions same, this is a re-run of last season’s Bananacakes National Final.
Fresno State at Boise State (-1) (7:45, ESPN)
TRUE BUT BORING STORY – my assistant is quitting in 3 weeks in order to move back to Idaho. Just in time for winter. I have no read on this game. Winner gets a meh bowl bid, loser…gets a meh bowl bid.
Clemson (-27.5) v. Pitt @ Mistuh Richardon’s Former Plantation (8:00, ABC)
No, that spread is no misprint, nor is it likely to be covered. Pitt lost to U*NC in the regular season, the Holes’ only conference win. Sort of the ACC’s Northwestern.
Ohio State (-15.5) v. Northwestern @ The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)
Seriously, the Mildcats were 0-3 outside of the B1G. Playing FOAR a title. No, there is nothing tOSU can do to deserve the right to get shit-holed by Alabama (without a Boomer Sooner loss).
Stupid Georgia.
I mean, obviously, but I meant the players on the football team botching that play.
SEC fans are downright terrible people .
Oh my God a burgeoning tide and a muff… it’s like my fifth grade puberty lecture
Shitty Wolves are no great shakes, but Markell Johnson is fucking incredible
This is turning into some supreme bullshit.
Exactly what I said after feeding that cow a pizza
GO END ZONE ON 3RD
Browns to replace Mayfield with Hurts in 3…2…1st round of the draft.
ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!
cool. evening thread now up!!!!
Life coming full circle for Jalen Hurts?
Bama has some lovely young ladies.
Also a few ugos but that’s fine.
yeah, not like we have to fuck ’em all
They will be fine after some cocktails
Shitty Wolves have about blown all of its 12-point halftime lead
What in the fuck is happening here?
that old man fulfilling his dying, masturbatory wish
So I think we’re just gonna do surf and turf for Christmas dinner.
Doesn’t Bama have another QB?
Memphis goes coward on 2 4th downs (one from 2, one from 27), comes away with THREE total points.
What do you expect from a bunch of Confederates? That’s what they do. They puss out when it’s go time and then just ride the coattails of the more successful squads.
WOO!!!!!!
as it shud b ,, imo godbless
finally, a ray of hope
Bama
Organ harvesters and necrophiliacs ruin it for everyone.
hey, let he who has not fucked a corpse throw the first stone ,, smh
Interception!
Dags defense felling good!!!!!
So OU’s victory was all for not!
Leave Notre Dame out!
saying that gave me a half chub.
I don’t even know what this is, but would still eat burgerizza.
Normal Chicago pie.
Indianapolis Salad
Needs more gravy
Good boy
woof woof. good dog!
Get. That. Ass.
I feel like intentional grounding is a misleading term.
Not electrically.
I just replaced the battery in a solar fence charger. Touch your tongue right there and tell me if it’s hot … (Knows Moose is too savy for this old trick.)
[does it anyway to spice up #moosesex]