Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin!
Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC)
I never get anything I want (in this case, the lesser steer-fucky of these two sides in the playoffs), so I am betting Texas. That’s too many points in any event, even if Boomer Sooner will play for style points if they can.
Marshall at Virginia Tech (-3.5) (Noon, ACCN)
Castrated Turkeys had a wild escape at home v. Wahoowa, now watch the chucklefucks lose at home to Marshall (barring a plane crash, obvs) to fuck up their bowl streak.
Stanford (-3.5) at Cal (3:00, PAC-12)
Re-posting the cute Berkeley picture, just to see if that makes the fires come back.
Memphis at UCF (-3) (3:30, ABC)
Hitler Mice have one last hurdle before their they can only beat the teams on they schedule!! pablum starts in heavy ESPN rotation. Personally, I’d rather see Bama beat Okies 63-49 than UCF 63-7. YMMV.
Alabama (-12.5) v. Georgia @ House That Jerral Built (4:00, CBS)
NOPE, not gonna take the bait and #HAILGAMBLOR on this’un. In case you miss it the first 20 times the CBS crew mentions same, this is a re-run of last season’s Bananacakes National Final.
Fresno State at Boise State (-1) (7:45, ESPN)
TRUE BUT BORING STORY – my assistant is quitting in 3 weeks in order to move back to Idaho. Just in time for winter. I have no read on this game. Winner gets a meh bowl bid, loser…gets a meh bowl bid.
Clemson (-27.5) v. Pitt @ Mistuh Richardon’s Former Plantation (8:00, ABC)
No, that spread is no misprint, nor is it likely to be covered. Pitt lost to U*NC in the regular season, the Holes’ only conference win. Sort of the ACC’s Northwestern.
Ohio State (-15.5) v. Northwestern @ The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)
Seriously, the Mildcats were 0-3 outside of the B1G. Playing FOAR a title. No, there is nothing tOSU can do to deserve the right to get shit-holed by Alabama (without a Boomer Sooner loss).
Accidentally watching the all-22 cam of this game. Now that I have it, not suer if I like it.
capybaras are cool.
https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/11/photos-companionable-capybaras/576991/
Allison Williams needs to be commenting from my bedroom-
AW: “At halftime he showed me his unwashed laundry collection. I smiled politely as I looked at every possible exit.”
Is Chik-Fil-A still homophobes?
Yep
Colonel Sanders still racist?
Yep
Please don’t tell me anything awful about the Popeye’s lady.
I think she stole her sauce recipe from Zaxby’s. Or from Cane’s. Or something.
And don’t even get me started on the Burger Potentate.
They should combine forces and get the nazi/ altright customer base.
found a funny:
No one at this nude beach appreciates my crab walk
Stanford up 13-6 on Cal, didn’t know the Pac12 scoreboards even went that high.
now to watch some hoopsball chucklefuckery
isnt bush sr. the guy who invented pubes?
history’s worst monster!!
in YOUR opinion.
The earlier game, in Texas, didn’t have this much Bush whacking.
so much stupid this last minute
sheesh
fuck yeah, stop the clock!!
fuck no, dumbasses!!!
After that comment about Fromm’s test, I can’t wait to hear who the academic players of the game are.
If Doggies hold on we get K-Os.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNayzA8Tv14
“How is my yanking? Call 1-800-2-YANKME”
glad Paul Reubens is working again!
It goes directly to J.J. Watt’s phone.
thank you, sketchy replay!!
dude.
not risking a ND or Son of Clem title (in fact, they’d likely both be in the finals sans Bama).
Hippo bad.
#TeamPuppyBlood
Fuck yeah.
Dammit.
you pylon stretch, you fucked
A team with talent comparable to bama and all of a sudden they look vulnerable? Why I never…
Whatever happened to Hanson? If it’s something good, don’t tell me, I’m just going to assume they’ve slid into horribly debasing fringe porn
They’re producer types I think, which is bad, since it means they are responsible for modern pop music.
That’s kinda debasing, but not enough.
It doesn’t seem like they’ve ever been beaten up by hte other Hanson brothers in a dark alley, they’ve started some kind of beer music festival.
https://www.thehopjam.com/
If the name means they’re associating with Jam Bands, that’s pretty degrading.
Eh, it’s not cry at night degrading. We should make an effort to make them more ashamed
It occurs to be that ducks are assholes
I like to imagine the Stanford band was peacefully practicing this afternoon when suddenly a football game burst onto the field and knocked them over.
Nylander signed: 6 years at 6.9 million/year for the Ice Argos.
That sounds about right. Surprised it took this long to figure out
Tavares at 11, Nyl at 7. Marner possibly around 7, Matthews possibly around 10. 35 million for 4 players for 5+ years, heh, have fun with that.
Laine will sign his bridge and then he gone from the Peg. Uggh.
I keep my bourbon and gin in decanters (CUZ I FANCY) and I just went to refill my gin decanter, when I realized there was still some gin in there, so now I’ve mixed some gin into my gin
Yo dawg
What’s they call that? Infinity Bottle?
I don’t mean to ALARM anyone, but William Nylander has like 15 minutes to sign a contract or he doesn’t play this season.
I think he’s sitting out
I just saw him buying Bingo scratch cards at circle K.
He must be a Steelers fan. I haven’t seen anyone explain what will happen if he sits; the same thing next year?
Eating some fine Russian cuisine.
Dunno who that is. And without knowing whether he’s black, no clue how outraged to be.
Georgia seems pretty emotional.
They will lose.
Garth Brooks at Notre Dame Stadium? At least CBS will be broadcasting [insult Notre Dame football].
JEEBUS, Bama
Oh yeah, I forgot there was a time when Aaron Murray was relevant.
Goodness — what a dick.
I support everything going on in this pictures.
Just wait until the start of the AAF season. You won’t be able to go anywhere without hearing that name.
She still is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6nfpxZ2Nz4
Beat me to it.
Dennis Duffy is one of the best actors on TV.
I admit it, pulling for Roll Damn Tide, since they can/will beat the ND/Son of Clem winner
You’re dead to me.
I too hate NDraperscovereruppers more than Roll damn tide. Not by much, but noticeable.
Dawggieceiption at teh goal line?
Good riddance.
— The parts of the U.S. that can read
Big play for the Jack Kemps against the Roy Moores.
Young daughters were protected.
I am at great risk of losing the LDB challenge. This diner is all in on Christmas music. Fuck you, Silver Bells.
Hehehehehe….
When you lose the LGBT challenge, please provide photographic proof.
No wait. Never mind. None of us needs to see that.
TBH, the LDB isn’t all that hard. Now, if we’re talking Jingle Bells or Jingle Bell Rock, that’d be hard
It was dicey at Superstore today.
*gets ringer stuck in dick hole.
Saban is the best because he doesn’t wear a visor or sweatpants.
And if he does, he wears them in the opposite places you would expect!
Saban’s Merkin Visor
Sorry, but JV Belichick can never be called the best.
Makes it easier to eat the flesh of newborn babies.
HI! My name is GRAPEFRUIT SCHNAPPS and I make everything better!
Bad day? How about a Grapefruit Schnapps martini?
Bad breath? Rinse with some Grapefruit Schnapps!
Shitty sex life? Dip your dick in some Grapefruit Schnapps!
Got Cancer? At least you can enjoy some Grapefruit Schnapps before chemo!
Seems Dok is perhaps having an interesting day.
Possibly, but don’t quote me here, with some grapefruit schnapps in tow.
I had the best margarita of my life, as well as a grapefruit martini before my Athens flight last week. Just made it to the liquor store to buy some. I am excite.
Happy for you, love.
No one deserves it more.
Don’t get nekkid and arrested, however. 😉
That would be difficult, seeing as I’m currently at home and I’m not sure where the closest police station is. Also probably not opening any of this until the games tomorrow.
Oooooh, check you out being all socially responsible and junk.
I never knew you at all.
You’re in Athens? GO DAWGZ
Naw, back now, but it was awesome. I ate SO MUCH GRILLED MEAT AND CHEESE AND OUZO
Zymm discovered the hard stuff…..
It’ll go nicely with my handle of gin
Want something to celebrate your sweet 16? Get your big sister to buy you some Grapefruit Schnapps!
big man #99 mcmorris on Cal getting it done for the 1st down!!!!
oh yea!!!!!
Why is Cal and Stanford playing after UW/Utah?
Make up game that was cancelled due to the fires.
No idea why though, since both are already bowl eligible.
It was surprisingly difficult to find this information on the googel.
Roll!
Presuming you don’t get caught cheating your demon ass off.
Which so far, so good.
Arizona basketball is on the precipice of a long competitiveness hiatus. I’m going to ride this TIDE like…..famous surfer guy.
I’m still waiting for NC State to get criminally implicated in the Adidas thing.
We were dirty and will be lucky to not get that call.
NC State alums were dirty? I know 2 and well……
And wear a houndstooth trilby, because you’re either 60 or an incel
SUCH A GOOD LOSER!
Not yet. Still got 3+ hours before that happens.
Hope springs eternal, Dawg.
In all seriousness, visors are terrible and I hate that college coaches wear them. Though, since college coaches are all terrible, it does make sense at least.
Poor Mike Stoops.
Go cal bears!
STUPID HORNS. Take your backdoor cover and LIEK IT!!!111
BLEE’RGH is not yet appeased
JV BLEERGH has to have a cramp in His/Her wrist from all the coming today
need a garbage time score now to cover
/either way, fuck off tOSU!
Just turned this on but why would UT call a timeout at 2:04?
no 2-minute warning in JV NFL.
Oh.
They should get one.
write a strongly worded letter, and I shall co-sign
better get it back in middle of the field for your shitty kicker now
4 down territory?
35-27 is still a glorious cover, Northern Steer Fuckers