It’s a double dip, and with some updates! And now we can say Happy Tournament. WELCOME TO THE MADNESS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Or the Muse song, but they used that a bunch of years ago. Hell, they might still be using it? Meanwhile, here are some second round updates.

Second Round, BLEERGH Region

1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely” beats 9. “If Tampa Bay has any more abortions on this series of plays, they’ll have the RNC clamoring to defund them.” 27-10

4. “These Georgia Bulldogs, I call him [sic] David Carradine because last night on their way to a successful climax, they choked to death and died.” beats 5. “Spotlight wins the Oscar for Best Picture! Way to come from behind! Which coincidentally is pretty much what Spotlight is about.” 24-15

6. “Flyers-Capitals is beginning to resemble a GOP debate, right down to a black guy getting punched out and then thrown out by the authorities.” beats 14. “The NFC East is basically if the Bears played in a division where all the other teams were the Bears.” 28-13

10. “That thing went from 9% completed to 90% completed faster than me when I lost my virginity.” beats 2. “Blax wins for creating ONE human? Well I don’t mean to brag, but I just flushed 100 million potential humans down the toilet, so where’s my award?” 23-18

Sorry Blaxito, the run ends here.

Second Round, GAMBLOR Region

16. “THESE PROVIDENCE FRIARS, I CALL THEM LEX STEELE BECAUSE THEY ARE PUSHING THESE TROJANS TO THE LIMIT!” beats 8. “My name is Bond. Denied Bond. -Paul Manafort” 22-21

And the supreme Cinderella sashays into the Saucy 16!

4. “Man that is messed up, and right after he [Jonathan Martin] shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.” beats 5. “As they say in Japan, a draw is like sniffing your sister’s dirty underpants.” 25-18

3. “Kennedys don’t retire, they die in office. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?” beats 6. “I can’t wait for Justify to decline the upcoming invitation to the White House.” 24-12

2. “‘…the calming effect Tony[ ]Dungy had on the high-strung quarterback.’—If only he had that calming effect on his high strung son.” beats 7. “This Hull defense, I call them Mia Khalifa because they are letting lots of men in their backdoor to score.” 22-13

And now today’s FOUR (yes, four!) polls! Two to finish the SHAN’KHOR Region.

And two to start the BOLTMAN Region, which will finish tomorrow, and with it, the round.

Sit and watch the JV woodball! Heh, woodball.