It’s 4/20 this weekend, and this shit is being played live withing listening distance of my house:
As has been established, I’m a drinker, not a toker,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVmNpRPoRaE
so, I’ve fucked off to my brother’s in Seattle, with the good scotch. Hope y’all are having a good long weekend.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- Hurricanes at Capitals – 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Bucks at Pistons – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Rockets at Jazz – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLB:
- Dodgers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. Minnesota – 8:00PM | TSN2
- Orlando vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN2
I’m coming home Sunday afternoon, too late to help clean; just in time for family dinner. THE PERFECT CRIME!
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I just saw this joke and nearly passed out from laughing so hard.
The Angie Varona photos are the most recent. There are 13. Breaking up the link for NSFW and other reasons.
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This wedding sucked
They all do.
– Robert Stark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXfiNQKAIXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLdQIYf4WY
I am higher than Walter Cronkite.
And that’s the way it is.
It’s kind of funny Angie Varona grew up to become a lawyer but is also still an instathot. Ah, Florida.
I’d allow her to adjudicate my groin.
She did? Good for—I mean, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.
Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-a7T7S9eE
Okay so I’ve decided I won’t be working out tomorrow, which clears me to drink to excess tonight. Not sure I will, but it’s on the menu.
Man, that pizza was good…
But not as good as the payment method?
RTD has the fastest hands in the west after Lindsey Vonn.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/04/20/jim-irsay-buys-john-lennons-piano/?shared=email&msg=fail
Oh, God. He’s going to smash it in a pill-induced meltdown after the Clots lose to miss the playoffs next season.
/TOM BRADY CUMS. HARD.
I KNEW there was a joke to make about that, but, I’m at my sister-in-laws, and for some backwards thinking, I volunteered to watch the kids, and I just didn’t have time to figure one out.
This is why all the best comedians are pathetic losers and loners with serious mental problems. I’m made of time.
They have talent.
Pfft. Talent.
The guy in that gif is how I would expect the Patrician from the Discworld series to look if he wore modern suits.
That’s probably intentional. He’s Leonardo Leonardo from the Clerks cartoon, voiced by Alec Baldwin.