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Your “Get Off My Damn Lawn!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

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It’s 4/20 this weekend, and this shit is being played live withing listening distance of my house:

As has been established, I’m a drinker, not a toker,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVmNpRPoRaE

so, I’ve fucked off to my brother’s in Seattle, with the good scotch. Hope y’all are having a good long weekend.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Hurricanes at Capitals – 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Bucks at Pistons – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Rockets at Jazz – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Dodgers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Minnesota – 8:00PM | TSN2
    • Orlando vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN2

I’m coming home Sunday afternoon, too late to help clean; just in time for family dinner. THE PERFECT CRIME!

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ttps://giant.gfycat.com/SpectacularImmediateHectorsdolphin.mp4

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Unsurprised

I just saw this joke and nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

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Unsurprised

The Angie Varona photos are the most recent. There are 13. Breaking up the link for NSFW and other reasons.

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ttp://www.image-bugs.com/j3scribe

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This wedding sucked

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Unsurprised

They all do.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Robert Stark

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I am higher than Walter Cronkite.

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Mr. Ayo

And that’s the way it is.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

It’s kind of funny Angie Varona grew up to become a lawyer but is also still an instathot. Ah, Florida.

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Mr. Ayo

I’d allow her to adjudicate my groin.

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Senor Weaselo

She did? Good for—I mean, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

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yeah right

Mandatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-a7T7S9eE

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay so I’ve decided I won’t be working out tomorrow, which clears me to drink to excess tonight. Not sure I will, but it’s on the menu.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, that pizza was good…

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Mr. Ayo

But not as good as the payment method?

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Unsurprised

RTD has the fastest hands in the west after Lindsey Vonn.

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WCS

Oh, God. He’s going to smash it in a pill-induced meltdown after the Clots lose to miss the playoffs next season.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

/TOM BRADY CUMS. HARD.

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WCS

I KNEW there was a joke to make about that, but, I’m at my sister-in-laws, and for some backwards thinking, I volunteered to watch the kids, and I just didn’t have time to figure one out.
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Unsurprised

This is why all the best comedians are pathetic losers and loners with serious mental problems. I’m made of time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have talent.

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Unsurprised

Pfft. Talent.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The guy in that gif is how I would expect the Patrician from the Discworld series to look if he wore modern suits.

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Unsurprised

That’s probably intentional. He’s Leonardo Leonardo from the Clerks cartoon, voiced by Alec Baldwin.

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