INT. ELI’S ROOM – LATE NIGHT
ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI’s room. ELI’s cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from the pizza rolls he just scarfed down.
ELI MANNING: Wow, man, I’m pretty stuffed.
DANIEL JONES: [grinds teeth]
ELI: I think maybe I should brush my teeth and then crash.
DANIEL: No, no, no no no. No, don’t do that. You definitely do not want to do that.
ELI: What? Why?
DANIEL: It’s really bad for you to go to sleep when you’re this stoned.
ELI: It is?
DANIEL: Totally, totally. [grabs duffel bag] Here’s we’ll just do a couple of bumps and get you fixed right up.
ELI: More drugs? I don’t think that’s a good idea. I’m already kind of freaked out about the ones I already did. What would Coach Shurmur say?
DANIEL: Oh, he knows the deal. You’ve actually joined a pretty illustrious club. All the Giants quarterbacks have done drugs.
ELI: Nuh uh!
DANIEL: Don’t you know your franchise history? It all started with Fran Tarkenton back in 1967. And it’s been basically everybody ever since. Snortin’ Craig Morton…”Snow” Pisarcik…Jeff Hostetler? More like Jeff Horse-tetler.
ELI: What’s “horse”?
DANIEL: That’s heroin, you boy scout. Same with Dave “China” Brown.
ELI: Even Phil Simms?
DANIEL: Ha ha, you mean “Pill” Simms?
ELI: No way.
DANIEL: Oh yeah. Serious Vicodin hound.
ELI: What about Kerry Collins, he didn’t do drugs.
DANIEL: [makes ‘glug glug’ motion] Oh yeah, Kerry Collins was totally straightedge. [points at duffel bag] Why do you think I bought all this stuff? I just wanted to fit in.
ELI: Really?
DANIEL: Nah, I’m just messing with you. I FUCKING LOVE DRUGS.
DANIEL JONES pulls a meth pipe out of his bag and loads it up.
DANIEL: What do you say, chief? You ready to keep this party going all night long?
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Today’s topic is “Up All Night!” We’re looking for songs about staying up into the wee hours of the morning. No limit today, so have at it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHO0bSBxNMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA3pE_cLUdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8uE6PV96rY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjUX8HZIFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEkpZnc4dFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcrSRs8zWt4
The San Diego Song! Irish alt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbPThc5C_jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziA88-n02k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElVcxC89lqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6X9fLLp0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=241mnuTfRe4