Help – I’m being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It’s nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and “eww – this has meat in it?” It’s also the first time I get to meet a co-worker’s “partner” who is really into macramé & definitely not into showering.

As you can tell, it’s also “judgment night”, where unsolicited opinions are volunteered on the emotional development of a 50 year-old man who has been in a stable relationship longer than the three marriages of the person offering those opinions. But, since I will be selling beer all summer and not using the time off to reinforce my spiritual well-being – but not the homogeneous, heterosexual, white patriarchal spirit emboldened by Christianity, mind you – I am not living my “full life”.

And these people wonder why I don’t like hanging out with them outside work.

Tonight’s sports:

• CFL:
  • Lions at Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN
• Fútbol:
  • Concacaf Copa Oro 2019:
    • Haití vs. Canadá – 7:00PM | UNI / FS1 / TSN2
    • México vs. Costa Rica – 9:30PM | UNI / FS1 / TSN2
  • MLS:
    • DC United vs. Toronto FC – 8:00PM | TSN4
    • Seattle vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
• Beisbol:
  • MLB:
    • One of – on FOX – 8:00PM
      • Dodgers at Rockies
      • Mariners at Astros
      • Pirates at Brewers
    • Mariners at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Short Season Single-A:
    • Spokane at Vancouver – 10:00PM | Sportsnet Pacific
•  MMA:
  • UFC Fight Night: Ngannou vs. Dos Santos: From Minneapolis
    • Prelims: 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
    • Main Card: 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
• F-1:
  • Austrian Grand Prix – 9:00AM | ESPN / TSN2

If I’m not in jail for murder – and/or a hate crime, depending upon who it is – I’ll see you tomorrow night.