INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY
A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted on the wall.
JANITOR: So…you want it changed again.
ADAM GASE: That’s right.
JANITOR: But…
GASE: Listen, the hierarchy here is…fluid.
JANITOR: Okay.
GASE: And it’s important that my title here accurately reflects my true role with the team.
JANITOR: Sure.
GASE: If players – and more importantly, assistant coaches – get the wrong idea about how things are structured, they could get…confused. About who is truly in charge here.
JANITOR: Isn’t that…Mr. Johnson?
GASE: Sure, in London, maybe. But here in New York…
JANITOR: New Jersey.
GASE: …the New York State Metropolitan Area…I am calling the shots. And I need the title on this doorway to reflect that.
JANITOR: You don’t think “head coach” gets it done?
GASE: I do not.
JANITOR: Well now that Joe Douglas has signed on, the “general manager” plate has got to go.
GASE: Give me one that says “Executive General Manager”.
JANITOR: No.
GASE: Director of Football Operations.
JANITOR: Sorry, Doctor Montgomery has already claimed that.
GASE: [losing his temper] LISTEN! I AM IN CHARGE HERE! ME! ADAM GASE! YOU FIND A TITLE FOR ME THAT SAYS AS MUCH AND YOU DO IT NOW!
JANITOR: [backs away slowly]
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Today’s theme is “title tracks”. You are allowed five picks of songs whose titles were also used as the name of the album that they were from. I’ll get us started with one from Radiohead.
album band song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnyL4IFcwo
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0
Twas covered on page one
It’s deep and I don’t think it’s playable!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DECp8LKurKs
Really?
Motherfucker has to work one day…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vHvzybkqfo
Gustavo Cerati – Fuerza natural
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ACG_gupkDw
Los Who – Who Are You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY
Maybe the finest voice in salsa.
Frankie Ruiz – Esta cobardía
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iNLsn7ElFvw
Blur – Parklife
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU
David Bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEqSOst1dg8
Outstanding.
Hit em with the Sgt. Pep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhytHvf5OFU