Request Line: Title Tracks

INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY

A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted on the wall.

JANITOR: So…you want it changed again.

ADAM GASE: That’s right.

JANITOR: But…

GASE: Listen, the hierarchy here is…fluid.

JANITOR: Okay.

GASE: And it’s important that my title here accurately reflects my true role with the team.

JANITOR: Sure.

GASE: If players – and more importantly, assistant coaches – get the wrong idea about how things are structured, they could get…confused. About who is truly in charge here.

JANITOR: Isn’t that…Mr. Johnson?

GASE: Sure, in London, maybe. But here in New York…

JANITOR: New Jersey.

GASE: …the New York State Metropolitan Area…I am calling the shots. And I need the title on this doorway to reflect that.

JANITOR: You don’t think “head coach” gets it done?

GASE: I do not.

JANITOR: Well now that Joe Douglas has signed on, the “general manager” plate has got to go.

GASE: Give me one that says “Executive General Manager”.

JANITOR: No.

GASE: Director of Football Operations.

JANITOR: Sorry, Doctor Montgomery has already claimed that.

GASE: [losing his temper] LISTEN! I AM IN CHARGE HERE! ME! ADAM GASE! YOU FIND A TITLE FOR ME THAT SAYS AS MUCH AND YOU DO IT NOW!

JANITOR: [backs away slowly]

Today’s theme is “title tracks”. You are allowed five picks of songs whose titles were also used as the name of the album that they were from. I’ll get us started with one from Radiohead.

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Senor Weaselo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Twas covered on page one

yeah right

It’s deep and I don’t think it’s playable!

yeah right
yeah right

Really?

Motherfucker has to work one day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vHvzybkqfo

Don T

Gustavo Cerati – Fuerza natural
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ACG_gupkDw

Don T

Los Who – Who Are You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY

Don T

Maybe the finest voice in salsa.
Frankie Ruiz – Esta cobardía
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iNLsn7ElFvw

Don T
ThurberHerder
yeah right

Outstanding.

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