Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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I’m a horrible person.  I’ve known this for a while.

For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you either.

Among other things I’ve been trying to get taken care of this week, one is cleaning out my fathers old workshop.  I finished today.  But under a pile of other things, I found a little wooden cross.

Now when I say “cross” I don’t mean it was a religious item.  And frankly I don’t know what he used it for.

But it was about 4 feet by 2 feet.

My first thought was that it would be perfect for a midget Jesus.

And then I laughed for a while.  My mother asked me why I was laughing.

You don’t want to know, Mom.  Trust me.

But because I’ve been doing some cleaning, our theme this week is…..

(wait for it)

Sexy Maids!!!!!!!!!!

Sports Which Will Clean You Out 2Nite

NFL

  • Bucs @ Stillers – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NFLN
  • Vikes @ ‘Aints – 7:30pmEDT – TV NFLN (alternate)

(I guess that means you get what you get and like it….or not)

Little League World Series

  • New Jersey vs Washington, DC – 7pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Arizona vs NorCal – 9pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Pan American Games XVIII

  • No idea what events are tonight – 7pmEDT – TV: ESPNU

Tennis

  • Rogers Cup Quarterfinals – 6:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2 (it’s in Canadia, Eh?)

 

Sexy Maids

Being clean and dirty at the same time is quite the conundrum, huh?

Enjoy…

Ummmmmm…..I think you missed a spot.  No over here.  Let me show you.

/unzips pants

(ahem)

Have a good weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I am now tackling the New York Times Saturday Crossword Puzzle.

I shall post a real time, and I am very high on legal California drugs,

God bless

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Not done yet, champ?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

My binder of all the 1971 issues of National Lampoon arrived, and it’s awesome. One of the interesting things is all the cigarette ads. These were all expensive and high end productions, with top creative heads and photographers and models. So it’s bizarre to see how weird and goofy the results were. Here’s a dream couple at the bakery, smoking and laughing and dropping ashes on all the bread and cakes:

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Perhaps the booze and all the chemicals in the cigarettes fucked up their brains

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s how they get the DOWN HOME TASTE!