There it is! There. It. Is! I mean, is this group of degenerates the LA Rams starters, because you all don’t even need a preseason. Also not needing a preseason, of course, is now-former Dolphin TJ McDonald who got cut AF.
Anyways, below are your results. I didn’t hit the word limit for a post but, seriously, what’s DTZM gonna do? I mean, this is the guy who swore the Rams would always be in STL and also he is for open borders, weak military, and hates the second amendment.
“‘See, I don’t need a new helmet.’ -A. Brown” -nomonkeyfun“Well, he’s right, Fangio clearly picks his nose and eats it. But it’s still not a penalty.” -WhyEaglesWhy“*Imperial March Music*” -Sharkbait“My God, it’s like every single person in the Cardinals organization is drunk.”-Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“‘Now that’s a quarterback you can look up to.’ –Doug Martin” -BrettFavresColonoscopy“…and when I go get my Heisman back, it’ll be the second time I kill a Goldman for fuckin’ with my trophy.” -SonOfSpam“Duck. Duck. Goose (not shown).” -Game Time Decision“THIS GUY I CALL THE PENN STATE SHOWER ROOM BECAUSE HE’S MANHANDLING SMALLER MALES AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING TO STOP HIM!” -LemonJello
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
You’re welcome. This may be the best thing I’ve ever done. I so wish I could embed this as a video here.
https://giant.gfycat.com/InferiorBlushingCony.mp4
This definitely needs the DFO watermark so you all can ejaculate it all over the Internet. Fuck the NFL. Fuck the owners. Humiliate them.
Preseason: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/1GCr9Cy4/2019-quotables-preseason
2019 Season Quotables: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/J5yVYTS0/2019-quotables
Feels like actual game shape to me
The SonOfSpam OJ Simpson post deserves a spot in the Smithsonian.
I already made a couple of these:
Nomonkeyfun had two bangers behind LemonJello’s Penn State joke:
It wasn’t anything special Wisconsinites make for easy, fat, slow, racist targets.
– Agrees. Then rapes a young boy.
You’re ding the Lord’s Work.