2019 Quotables – Preseason (Results)

There it is! There. It. Is! I mean, is this group of degenerates the LA Rams starters, because you all don’t even need a preseason. Also not needing a preseason, of course, is now-former Dolphin TJ McDonald who got cut AF.

Anyways, below are your results. I didn’t hit the word limit for a post but, seriously, what’s DTZM gonna do? I mean, this is the guy who swore the Rams would always be in STL and also he is for open borders, weak military, and hates the second amendment.

Submissions are here.


“‘See, I don’t need a new helmet.’ -A. Brown” -nomonkeyfun

“Well, he’s right, Fangio clearly picks his nose and eats it. But it’s still not a penalty.” -WhyEaglesWhy

“*Imperial March Music*” -Sharkbait

“My God, it’s like every single person in the Cardinals organization is drunk.”-Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“‘Now that’s a quarterback you can look up to.’ –Doug Martin” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“…and when I go get my Heisman back, it’ll be the second time I kill a Goldman for fuckin’ with my trophy.” -SonOfSpam

“Duck. Duck. Goose (not shown).” -Game Time Decision

“THIS GUY I CALL THE PENN STATE SHOWER ROOM BECAUSE HE’S MANHANDLING SMALLER MALES AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING TO STOP HIM!” -LemonJello
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Unsurprised

You’re welcome. This may be the best thing I’ve ever done. I so wish I could embed this as a video here.

https://giant.gfycat.com/InferiorBlushingCony.mp4

Unsurprised

This definitely needs the DFO watermark so you all can ejaculate it all over the Internet. Fuck the NFL. Fuck the owners. Humiliate them.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Feels like actual game shape to me

yeah right

The SonOfSpam OJ Simpson post deserves a spot in the Smithsonian.

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I already made a couple of these:
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Nomonkeyfun had two bangers behind LemonJello’s Penn State joke:
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nomonkeyfun

It wasn’t anything special Wisconsinites make for easy, fat, slow, racist targets.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re ding the Lord’s Work.