TO THE (late) GAMES!
Panthers/Cards:
Things don’t look very good for Kyle Allen. The left side of his line is in lousy shape and this fella wasn’t even able to finish the one game he got into last year. Carolina will have to lean even more heavily on McCaffrey, who is my choice for the next star player to be dealt a significant injury.
Giants/Bucs:
If you’re in a deep league you could do worse than picking up wr T.J. Jones of the Gmen. Hear me out. As evidenced by his 60+ yd. kick return and his TD last week he’s the only guy with explosive speed on NY’s wr corpse. As backup, Danny Dimes (god I hate that nickname) dealt with seconds (in the literal and metaphorical sense) and so has worked with T.J. often. Usually when a sub plays, the guys that he’s most comfortable with will get extra reps. I don’t like the Giants chances here but I do look forward to the opening up of the playbook for the first time in four years or so. Now available are some Run/Pass options, more believable play action, rollouts and deep throws downfield. You should play Evans and Godwin and even O.J. Howard (despite his big zilcho last week) because the secondary is in really big trouble at the moment
Texans/Chargers:
L.A.’s wr Allen should feast on an underwhelming Houston crew whose safeties are adequate in the run game but useless passing-wise. Their best corner is the very pedestrian Johnathon Joseph. They’d better pray for tons of pressure from the D-line.
Steelers/Niners:
Say it with me-Richie Jones Jr. Who? He’s the guy that has run more times (11 more times) out of the slot than Goodwin. The Steelers slot corner is basically a pylon that has given up 31 catches for 435 yds and 4 TDs. After 2 games!
Saints/Seahawks:
It’s The Teddy Taysom Show! Coach Payton is right to make this a timeshare at the qb position. Bridgewater was an average guy way back in 2015 but has done all of 31-51 for 235 yards, one TD and two INT’s since that time when his leg/knee went all kablooie.
Enjoy the tilts!
Giants now tied for 2nd place in NFC East with 13 games to go!
It’s never good for an organization when they drift too far right
Doesn’t seem to have negatively affected the fucking Republican party very much; at least, not yet.
Maybe it’s just for field goals, oh well
“I’ve kicked field goals from 70, no wait, 75 yards. I’m pretty good at that, but not as good as I am at golf. I normally get 2 or 3 holes-in-one per 18 hole round. Anyway, that’s why they wouldn’t let me buy the Buffalo Bills, because I could go right out there and kick the game winning 80 yard field goal against the Patriots as time expired. So I decided to be President for Life then. The NFL owners don’t seem to mind, in fact they really like sniffing my farts these days.”
—Overflowing Orange Sentient Colostomy Bag
hOLY fUCbALlS!!!@!
He missed by the yardage they lost centering the ball. You couldn’t script it like that.
Remember when Matt Bryant was hitting 60’s at will for Tampa? Stupid, stupid Tampa.
Dammit. Bucs let the Giants steal one
Saquon adding weeks to his recovery hobbling like a moron
BANANACAKES PLAID DELUXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Winston!!!
oh my gooooooooooood
NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Well, we really didn’t deserve to win this one, but I’ll take it. (Sorry, Seamus)
Fucking Jenkins.
The hobos in Scotchy’s neighborhood are now packing their bindles with some alacrity.
JEEEEEEEEBBBBBBUUUUUUUSSSSS
Shitballs.
I’ll always root against Winston but goddamn, man, that secondary is a dumpster fire.
oh god please let gints lose like this
lol who did the backflip in the victory formation?
Richie James. He did it last week too. https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1174815435566403584
Gonna fuck it up and break his neck and get his contract voided fucking about like that
If this game ends 32-31 I am TOTALLY DOWN WITH THAT
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
The hobos in Scotchy’s neighborhood can rest easy tonight.
QB draw would work here.
WHAT HIPPO SAY??
Hippo say good things!
Yes. Yes it would.
“Yay! My favorite!” — Eli, busting out his crayons
Feel that tepid excitement in Tech Millionaire Stadium!
I know how this goes. Buffalo does good early in season, there are high hopes going into the first Pats game of the season. Pats run up 50+
I’m not sure there’s a line high enough that would make me bet against Belichek and Brady’s pettiness.
I just ordered a pizza and a Greek (stop it) salad. Who wants to be a hero and go pick it up for me?
I’ll be your gyro.
I’ll throw in the gyno for free.
Nah, I’m more of a hoagie
It will be funny when the talking heads build up 3-0 P*ts at 3-0 Bills next weekend. Bet the book opens at like -10.5
Jesus Bananacakes Christ!
remember 32-31? 😀
Me and Pepperidge Farm, baby!
Good call. Better go buy a couple scratch-offs while you’re on a roll.
Did #97 Shazier hisself?
Beta Texas is kicking Beta LA’s behind
I guess 17-7 wasn’t an insurmountable lead after all. Me not Nostradamus.
I’m Richie Jaaaaames, bitch!
When your name is Justin Skule, you are a rookie forevermore
He probably would like to introduce himself as Justins Kool.
But eventually he’ll be Old Skule!
Crazy ass shit by Watson.
Giants Stop!!!
Who woke up y’all’s D at the half?? PHRASING
Kyle Shannahan is doing a good job developing his father’s complexion
YAY, Kittle ain’t fumbre!!
So. Much. Tomsula. Derp.
LAWDY
Ok now, let’s try this again
Evening lizard people. Did I leave Cam as my QB instead of Kyler? I’m honestly not sure, I haven’t checked Crash Team Drinking since Tuesday.
You did, but you’re still 75% to win
Am I against you?
Nope! I’m actually probably going to win this week!
Rook qb doesn’t feel pressure yet.
New gints same as the old gints
It’s nice to see the new guy showing some respect and emulating his elders
Ryan. Fucking. Connelly.
That was a goddamn throw
The only Emmy I’m going to watch tonight is the one that undresses in the bathroom two houses over.
Checking in on fantasy for the first time since all my QBs had negative scores after the first half, and Mark Ingram has given me hope
This Texan-Charger game has actually been pretty watchable.
well-designed play to Hopkins
Feeling 32-31 G-men
Man, that ref at LAC-HOU has a fucking brow that would make a Neanderthal wince. How can he even see to make calls out to those squinty little eyeholes?
5th round rook lb has displaced vet Ogletree as the playcaller on D. Kinda saw it coming when the DC showed him making plays to the vets when camp opened.
The guy I’m referring to is Ryan Connelly.
Didn’t Ogletree die from a play where the whistle should have been blown?
Didn’t see it it. Was making spaghetti sauce.
I hate it when two teams I don’t hate play each other.
Also, Murciless is just an awesome name for a defensive player.