2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

Welcome to Friday everyone! You did it! I did it! WE did it! And what a week it has been.

I was lucky enough to go and see Clutch on Wednesday night play at Petco Park. I had never seen a show there and I was pleasantly surprised by the ease of parking, short beer lines and with the acoustics. The stage was not on the field, like people seem to expect when I say where they were playing, but rather at the Park in the Park behind the batters eye. If you know anything about my love for this band, I don’t need to tell you how the show was. Instead, please enjoy the following song, which I have recently started to think of as the unofficial DFO anthem:

In more hyper-specific geographical news, the brand new production facility for Eppig Brewing is doing a soft open tonight in Vista and I cannot wait to have access to their beer so close. For a brewery that is only 3 years old, they have completely outgrown their North Park facility like Andy Reid outgrows belts and are seeming ready to take the region by storm as their canning operations get going. You can put their lagers and dark beers against any that I’ve had in the past couple years and they stand proud of both feet, and their IPAs ain’t too shabby either. If you happen to find yourself visiting San Diego, the Eppig Brewing Waterfront location in Point Loma is hands down the best mix of ambiance and beer that you can find here and should be the first place on your itinerary.

Enjoy the weekend folks. To the RESULTS:

“You know what they say, you can take the boy out of the mental institution, but if you never treat the fundamental underlying issues and keep rewarding the violent behavior at all costs then you’ll never take the racist psychopathic tendencies out of the boy.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“You’d think that ball was named “Child Rape” the way these Saints avoid doing anything meaningful about it.” – LemonJello
“In retrospect, audibling to ‘Lindisfarne’ was a bad idea against the Vikings.” – Horatio Cornblower
“Jameis learned a lot of new moves when he trained with Ben Roethlisberger during the offseason.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Soda Popinski prepares for his rematch against Little Mac to celebrate the 30th Anniversary release of MTPO.” – blaxabbath
“‘“You call that a taunt?!’ – T. Owens” – blaxabbath
“Man, I haven’t seen a Jet miss its target like that since the last wedding held in Afghanistan.” – nomonkeyfun

As much shit as I talk about LA, please stay safe to any and all affected by the Saddleridge Fire that broke out early this morning. BOLTMAN CANNOT FRY YOU WITH ELECTRICITY IF YOU ARE ALREADY CHARRED!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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LemonJello

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!11!!!!!
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Unsurprised

“Man, I haven’t seen a Jet miss its target like that since the last wedding held in Afghanistan.” – nomonkeyfun

Yeah … “Miss.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see no one got my Godwin’s law joke…

Unsurprised

Check out this proud fella

blaxabbath

Know your audience.

Bunch of damn mouth breathers around here.

BC Dick

The most disturbing thing about Disneyland is seeing all those smiling people walking around wearing Mickey Mouse’s severed scalp.

ballsofsteelandfury

I just drove by another fire right in Mr. Ayo’s back yard. It looks contained, though, so that’s a good thing.

Mr. Ayo

My back door hasn’t been this hot since I heeded Senor Weaslo’s eating advice.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quit starting fires at Ayo’s house then