TO THE GAMES! (yet again)
Niners/Rams:
Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It’s still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back healthy and Mostert in the mix taking targets/touches away from the moneybacks. Team-wise it’s working out quite well. BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.
Falcons/Cards:
FIRE UP THE SCOREBOARD, there’s gonna be a shit-ton of scoring in this one as the flood gates of points are opened. Kyler has been deemed a disappointment thus far but the bar was way too high to start the season. The last three games he’s averaged 63 on the ground and has found his way into the end zone twice. He’s a fine option today if’n you have him.
Titans/Broncos:
Anyone but Delanie Walker. You can run on Denver, you can (sorta) pass on Denver but you can’t feed your tight end vs. Denver. The most anyone has gained against them is a paltry 24 yards by Waller.
Cowboys/Jets:
As noted by commenter Tabula Raza, what the bluefuck is going with this being the national tilt? I guess the Texas/NY/Joisey audience is the thing but yikes, this won’t fly. The Jets slot corner has only given up 56 yards all year but the outside fellas-Trumaine Johnson, Nate Hairston and Daryl Roberts-are allowing 68.6% completion averages to qb’s. Maybe Amari and Gallup will feast? What are your thoughts? Darnold is back and despite the jury being sorta inclined to see him as an underwhelmer, the Jets have averaged 7.6 points and 139 yards in the air without him.
Go be yourself in the comment section.
BLEERGHGASM
FLAGKAKKE
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PHANTOM DPI
Jesus Christ, Jets. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!!!!!
MOAR FLAGS FOR THE FLAG RESPECTER
HAIL BLEERGH!!
Need TD and the two to Gallup, followed by OT touchdown
I thought Fireman Ed was banned
I thought the Patriots broke his will to live
Most middling fucking conference
https://imgur.com/a/xzZoa
Kyler just fucked Ted good. Moe-ron.
#BailedOut
Argh
How will the Jets fuck this up? Oh the possibilities!
— Blair Walsh
Not even sure my money league side scored 50 today
Jets…competent?
What percentage of that LA (not even Carson, mind) crowd is Tomsulas faithful? 70%??
How the fuck is survivor still a thing?
How the fuck was it even a thing to begin with?
#Declineandfallofamericanempire
Methinks Coach Vrabel won’t be cutting his dick off after all.
FUCK YOU PRINCETON RED
Fact.
This guy gets it.
Zeke took a nasty hit.
God damn do I ever hate Jason Witten’s dopey slow run after catch bullshit
MOAR GALLUP
holy cats, David Johnson!
I’m emotionally invested in Cowboys failure, but how is your gameplan with Cooper hurt not “Hand off to Zeke every down”?
their run D really ain’t that bad
Cooper out, still fuckall to Gallup
All together (Hippo) now: Go. To. Gallup.
I have abandoned all hope.
ONE OF US!
fantasy footed ball was my last scrap of non-suck
His final line as a starting QB:
M. Mariota
7-18, 63 YDS, 2 INT
Jeff Goff 9-14 for 44yards, 1 fumble.
That’s our Buster! JustATurdOutThere
Dak. You ham headed asshole
can’t believe they tried a FG
The only time Princeton Ginger does anything “daring” is when he skips the salad serving.
a SIX course meal? How dreadfully common.
Holy hell, Jameis is terrible at… well, everything.
no way, he’s a Hall of Famer at raping
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssss
Jets with a 12 point lead and you know it’s not enough
In response to the NBA: China is asshoe
annnnnnnddddd that’s the end of my fantasy day. Fuck off Koach Kliff
Isssss good
Koach Kliff and Kyler, they don’t burn crosses just crossing routes!
I’d rather jump onto a bicycle that’s missing it’s seat for 30 minutes than watch Young Sheldon.
I’d rather watch the end of the Bengals-Steelers playoff games, my first date and the conversation when my mom found my Internet history for 30 minutes than watch Young Sheldon.
Would rather get a love tap from Vontaze
I’d rather jack off a mad lion.
That’s Mah FETISH!!!
Tanny Fanny sighting!!!
Come on Dallas. Worry up and get that field goal
I almost had a patent once but no one believed in the ShamPon
Okay, Sill
“I’m up here. Kidding! Just stare at my tits.”
Lil?
I had no idea it was Eye-Tie Christmas already. TIME FLIES
Right on que.
It begins.
SUDDEN NON-GENDERED CHANGE!!
Wow. Fucking Jets are still rolling. I absolutely expected them to completely shit themselves coming out of the half.
Red zone pick. Right on cue.
Can I get a Hooperdown and an Gallupdown please?
She seems nice.