TO THE GAMES! (yet again)
Niners/Rams:
Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It’s still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back healthy and Mostert in the mix taking targets/touches away from the moneybacks. Team-wise it’s working out quite well. BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.
Falcons/Cards:
FIRE UP THE SCOREBOARD, there’s gonna be a shit-ton of scoring in this one as the flood gates of points are opened. Kyler has been deemed a disappointment thus far but the bar was way too high to start the season. The last three games he’s averaged 63 on the ground and has found his way into the end zone twice. He’s a fine option today if’n you have him.
Titans/Broncos:
Anyone but Delanie Walker. You can run on Denver, you can (sorta) pass on Denver but you can’t feed your tight end vs. Denver. The most anyone has gained against them is a paltry 24 yards by Waller.
Cowboys/Jets:
As noted by commenter Tabula Raza, what the bluefuck is going with this being the national tilt? I guess the Texas/NY/Joisey audience is the thing but yikes, this won’t fly. The Jets slot corner has only given up 56 yards all year but the outside fellas-Trumaine Johnson, Nate Hairston and Daryl Roberts-are allowing 68.6% completion averages to qb’s. Maybe Amari and Gallup will feast? What are your thoughts? Darnold is back and despite the jury being sorta inclined to see him as an underwhelmer, the Jets have averaged 7.6 points and 139 yards in the air without him.
Go be yourself in the comment section.
Cowboys lose?
welp, next week is make or break for Dallas. The Philly Fucks are up next.
Nice of Make-A-Wish to let the “special” kid play QB for the Jets…
The Mono fixed those genes.
Member when they beat Slurs, Gints, and Fins and people got super bowl aspirations?
Ol’DubbleJ remembers.
They really got to fix the Onside Kick. Its a joke.
Doug v. Princeton for first in the NFC East next week
How in the hell do you not know they were blitzing there? They had defenders in the starters position for crying out loud!
Jesus Christ, Jets
Jest DIDNT fuck up?
HAR HAR HAR.
JERTS!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Only took 40 plays from inside the redzone to score
So close to Fukushima Dakchi
At this rate, they may have to pull the Starting Referees and go to the Bullpen so they don’t blow out their arms.
These Zebras have gone rogue
Is GTD having a bleerghasm right now?
This officiating crew paid by the hour, or by the flag?
Broken on the altar of bleergh
BLEERGH FEASTS
that’s what, SIX consecutive plays??
HAIL BLEERGH