Your “But Wait! There’s More!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

TO THE GAMES! (yet again)

Niners/Rams:

Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It’s still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back healthy and Mostert in the mix taking targets/touches away from the moneybacks. Team-wise it’s working out quite well. BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.

Falcons/Cards:

FIRE UP THE SCOREBOARD, there’s gonna be a shit-ton of scoring in this one as the flood gates of points are opened. Kyler has been deemed a disappointment thus far but the bar was way too high to start the season. The last three games he’s averaged 63 on the ground and has found his way into the end zone twice. He’s a fine option today if’n you have him.

Titans/Broncos:

Anyone but Delanie Walker. You can run on Denver, you can (sorta) pass on Denver but you can’t feed your tight end vs. Denver. The most anyone has gained against them is a paltry 24 yards by Waller.

Cowboys/Jets:

As noted by commenter Tabula Raza, what the bluefuck is going with this being the national tilt? I guess the Texas/NY/Joisey audience is the thing but yikes, this won’t fly. The Jets slot corner has only given up 56 yards all year but the outside fellas-Trumaine Johnson, Nate Hairston and Daryl Roberts-are allowing 68.6% completion averages to qb’s. Maybe Amari and Gallup will feast? What are your thoughts? Darnold is back and despite the jury being sorta inclined to see him as an underwhelmer, the Jets have averaged 7.6 points and 139 yards in the air without him.

Go be yourself in the comment section.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Cowboys lose?
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Spur

welp, next week is make or break for Dallas. The Philly Fucks are up next.

LemonJello

Nice of Make-A-Wish to let the “special” kid play QB for the Jets…

Spur

The Mono fixed those genes.

Gratliff

Member when they beat Slurs, Gints, and Fins and people got super bowl aspirations?

LemonJello

Ol’DubbleJ remembers.

Redshirt

They really got to fix the Onside Kick. Its a joke.

Gratliff

Doug v. Princeton for first in the NFC East next week

Redshirt

How in the hell do you not know they were blitzing there? They had defenders in the starters position for crying out loud!

Gratliff

Jesus Christ, Jets

Sharkbait

Jest DIDNT fuck up?

Viva La Tabula Raza

HAR HAR HAR.

Gratliff

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gratliff

Only took 40 plays from inside the redzone to score

Spur

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Gratliff

So close to Fukushima Dakchi

Redshirt

At this rate, they may have to pull the Starting Referees and go to the Bullpen so they don’t blow out their arms.

Spur

These Zebras have gone rogue

litre_cola

Is GTD having a bleerghasm right now?

LemonJello

This officiating crew paid by the hour, or by the flag?

Gratliff

Broken on the altar of bleergh

WCS

BLEERGH FEASTS

King Hippo

that’s what, SIX consecutive plays??

Sharkbait

HAIL BLEERGH