2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

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Happy Friday and welcome back to Quotables, [DFO]’s most popular in-season weekly feature (according to Rasmussen polling) so Suck It, Hippo Think! A strong week by this week’s contributors though I’m seeing some commentists are on bye. Time to clean things up, watch some gifs, and get healthy for the second half+ of the season.

I read these on my day-trip flight back from Salt Lake City and, if I may say so myself, the [DFO] comment section is funnier than every single person in Salt Lake City combined. Not quite sure if we have as many Mormons though. Doesn’t matter. I hit my word quota and now DTZM owes me more stock options. So, with submissions here, please enjoy your Week 6 Quotables results below.

“THIS HIT RIGHT HERE? I CALL IT THE JFK!” -yeah right
“‘Why can’t he miss like that in the bedroom?’ -Tiffany Rivers” -Game Time Decision
“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT BALLERS IS OVER! MY BOY, THE ROCK, SAVED THE SPORT THOUGH!” -Enrico Pallazzo
“If that were a true Browns mascot he would have immediately taken a dump on the field.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I haven’t seen a Cardinal lose his balance and tumble to the ground like that since the last time a cop told Steve Keim to stand on one leg and recite the alphabet backwards. -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“So I wake up in the hotel room bathroom, and this guy here is taking close-up pictures of my bare feet and sportin a mighty chub,,,and I check for my kidneys and they’re still intact…” -SonOfSpam
“I call this the Bedsheet Boogie in honor of Aaron Hernandez.” -LemonJello
“Stupar in a stupor after stupidly getting punted into.” -Sharkbait
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WhyEaglesWhy

Yeah Right and Rikki, you guys killed it. I laughed so hard my head went back and to the left.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m late, has hippo sucked it?

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SonOfSpam

Finally hit me (like a football in the back) what Stupar reminds me of…

Anyone old enough to visit “Bob Stupak’s Vegas World” back in the day? I think it’s the Stratosphere now.

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blaxabbath

Rebranded as The Strat.

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SonOfSpam

Really? Lame.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! I remember that!!

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yeah right

Oh hell yes.

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Game Time Decision

yeah right the late winner. that one makes me chuckle

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yeah right

The phrase came up while watching the games last week and everyone in the house cracked up. Then I realized this thing has legs.

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Unsurprised

Excellent work this week

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Agreed, if I do say so myself.

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yeah right

Yeah, that’s a really nice selection of quotables.

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