It really does have a pronounced effect when one doesn’t have to hear about the goat-ness of Tom and the greatness of Bill. Food tastes better. My kids seem smarter. My mistress is open to new ideas. Clothes fit better. The hobo population seems to be thriving. (Well, not for much longer) Expense reports aren’t questioned. Life is good!
TO THE GAMES!
Fins/Colts:
Are you thin at wr? You might want to give a streaming opportunity to Zach “He’s Whack!” Pascal because he’s in line for all kinds of touches, what with Hilton out. The downside is his tosser will be the adequate Bobby Hoyer. But it’s Miami-whether it’s blow or TD’s, everyone scores! I’ll let you decide. The Fins give up a half first down (4.8 yds.) every time you run on them so Mack all day, right? Not so fast-although he has plenty of redzone touches (21) he only has 3 (!) inside the five yard line. Just weird. If you need a six spot from him he’s gonna have to run it in from outside the 10.
Panthers/Packers:
Both qb Rodgers and rb Jones were big disappointments last week after busting out two weeks ago but both should get back on track at home. McCaffrey has been everyone’s bread and butter and it likely will keep on going here because the Packers run D are 5th in missed tackles and 3rd in yards gained after contact.
Rams/Steelers:
Here’s yet another wr you could stream but why the hell are you looking for one at 4pm? Sometimes I just don’t ‘get’ you. Where was I-hey, the guy’s name is Josh Reynolds and he’ll carve out a spot for himself now that Cooks has had a second concussion on the year. He’ll likely take some time coming back just like Shepherd. Rb Conner is ruled out and Edmunds is banged up so unleash your handcuff of Samuels and have no worries. You did handcuff him, didn’t you?
Preach to the choir down below.
sees that San Andreas is scheduled to record
Me: you put dodarrio on auto record?
Dad: no, gugino.
Man’s got his own taste I guess.
Also, this
Your dad has excellent taste.
He really does
I look forward to tomorrow, when about a half a dozen cheapskate coworkers offer to “take me out to lunch” tomorrow and then try to get me to vouch for them at Applebee’s
I sometimes wonder if vets view that shit as cynically as I do. At the sawmill I used to work at, we probably had 30% ex-military. They’d go on about how much they supported the military by hiring veterans all the fucking time. The tangible benefit was one hour long lunch (half hour more than usual!) with management per year.
Unfortunately the horrible rising suicide rates for vets recently shows how supported they feel
birthday or you fucking the hostess?
Wait, you go to lunch with your fellow employees on a federal holiday? Or do you work for one of those America-hating companies that makes you work on this sacred national day off?
Burger King Cheese Tots,, cheese made from rat milk and sawdust
“There’s very little cheese in these gym mats!”
I buried my coworker in FFL today. Punkass in accounting is buying Spur breakfast on Tuesday.
Woo hoo! Dolphins are the hottest team in the league!
Oh, yeah, the 49ers, right. Well, the hottest team in the AFC!
Yeah, ok, Ravens. Sure. Hottest team in the AFC East?
YEAH! HOTTEST TEAM IN THE AFC EAST!
NOBODY DENIES THIS!!!
Hottest Teams in the NFL? Tell me more – Rodgers
Been annoyingly stealing DFO-ball matchups with P*ts D/ST. On their bye? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Steelers giving up a Safety Dance is Best Safety Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFzRNWf7Gi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Okay, this duplicate comment thing is getting scary.
Safety Dance is a DFO tradition
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! being smart. Get it back to the defense, see if they can get some points on the board.
Nailed it!
ORLOV’SKOR feasts!
Now the question is whether they can run the free kick back into FG range. But methinks 14-12 is it.
Do the three comments of “disappointing win for the Dolphins” count as scoregami?
I was hoping more of you would jump aboard.
one of us one of us
As I get older, I can no longer jump on anything, just ask my wife.
I see my prototype DFO Collective Consciousness is functioning as planned.
Yes! Two game lead in the Race for #1!
Nevermind. Forgot about the Washington Bleeps.
Hey, you no impressed by Ryan Finley from muthafuckin’ North Carolina State??
/at least Beatie finally got some touches
Either he doesn’t work and we get Burrow, Tua or Fields or he does work and we get Young. We can’t lose.
NFL DRAFT NIGHT ONE THREAD Future Comment
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Back to back disappointing wins for the LOLfins
Back-to-back disappointing wins for MIA
Back to back disappointing wins for the dolphins
Three of us concurrently react alike!
lol Clots. What was that?
Nice route, U*NC dumb fuck
/Ebron sitting down at 8 yards on 4th and 10
Say what you will about turning a blind eye to children being abused, but Tom Bradley turned the Steelers around. And isn’t that what matters most?
Ah, the Ben Roethlisberger Defense.
ONE MOAR PLAY, LOLfin!
Time to go make the pizza-getti.
If a pizza-getti isn’t a pizza with spaghetti, mushrooms and meatballs as toppings and spaghetti sauce instead of pizza sauce, you’re committing a mortal sin.
Was a reference to the other night where some restaurant had it on the menu. Was basically half a pizza and half a plate of spaghetti. We are having spaghetti and I am cooking a frozen pizza so when I serve supper I will get the WTF look.
If I see this on the menu for a restaurant I’m eating in, I’m leaving.
Fins up for Hoyer
Finsup As in the thalidomide babies for anyone who Is watching this game
Riverboat Ron Ruins Ride
I feel like Ron makes this statement a lot in his career
They should just post it after every Don Cherry appearance, also one for the suits.
It’s actually gonna be the design of his next one
This was about immigrants btw. Honestly, I’d be more surprised if he didn’t say this. Thought it was part of the annual sales pitch.
seems tame for him
Seriously, man . . . buy a fucking poppy.
Looking at what the money goes to and wondering why the Canadian government isn’t paying for those services. They really are the same as us.
I bought a fucking poppy. Those fucking things fall off all the fucking time, and there are a lot fewer places to buy them now that the Royal Legion’s getting old and Tim Hortons fucking sucks.
If you loved the troops, it wouldn’t fall off smgdh
Unless I’m missing something, this may be an overreaction.
That stupid fucker, the reason I immigrated to Canada was because in 1942, a buncha dumbass Canadian kids from Manitoba and Quebec were volunteered by the British government to defend my grandparents from the Japanese, and the whole bunch of them were killed or held in Japanese POW camps for it.
So fuck Don Cherry for even fucking insinuating that we immigrants don’t care about Remembrance Day. I remember the exact Canadian military units who sacrificed to ensure my existence. Go to hell asshole.
Y’all don’t even know how much I want to punch Don Cherry in the face right now.
I mean, the floor for that emotion is pretty high by default.
MARK IT ZERO, Cooper!!
This game is a world of pain.
BLEERGH FEASTS IN YINZBURGH
Am getting drunk now so I can be fresh for the Dallas game.
waking up hungover for SNF is a suck-ass feeling
“Todd Gurley with a big hole!”
Damn bro, leave him on the DL.
dude wanted to top Troy’s “gash” comment
That turkey looks like it was from Nightmare Fuel farms.
Good work here.
In the future, all professional athletes will be the sons of other professional athletes.
“Like I always said, they are doing what their genetics programmed them for, and they only need a few of us owners to tell them what to do” – Richardson, Charlotte N.C.
Rosen has risen!
All the backup quartered backing today.
I thought the Stillers cut Donte Montcrief.
think Yinz have entered the Twilight Zone
MIA even has white guys in the secondary making plays!
GRIT
Every positive Yinz play involves holding. Just take knees and win 14-7
Bring back duck!
Who gives a shit about Young Sheldon, but why does CBS have to go waste Walter Goggins time
Let’s do one with Sheldon where he has friends and a girlfriend. Freshen up the series.
I’m sure it had something to do with the dumptruck full of money they unloaded in his driveway.
Baby Buster out
GOB (AKA Bort) in
This…is quite a fixture. Punter just threw a pickerception?
Hail shanklor our draft pick be blessed with thee
Fuck you bitch goddess
Sean McVey is a head coach at 33, meanwhile, I’m 34 and still jerk off to Carmen Electra. Life bounces weird, you know?
That’s classic old school jerk off material. So you’ve got that going for you
What makes you think Sean McVey doesn’t spank it to Carmen Electra too?
Looks more like a Jenny McCarthey man.
he likes his ass without any vaccine autism obvs
I think you made the right choice here.
When Mozart was your age he had been dead for two years.
But did he crank hog to Carmen? Clearly I’m the real genius here.
“crank hog”
Mozart died in 1791, Bizet didn’t write “Carmen” until 1875, so probably not.
I’ve gotta add “crank hog” to the lexicon.
Based on a few comments I saw on social media, iI have to ask:
So… How much help are the Packers getting today from the zebras?
YUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGE
THEY DON’T NEED HELP! THEY’RE OUT THERE PLAYING LIKE A BUNCH OF KIDS IN TEH SNOW!
Well if that last call is any indication. None.
Downing that punt in 1 and getting it called back was beautiful
Adam vinaterei looks like he’s ready to Star in Jackie Brown 2
Hope he doesn’t have himself in fantasy
Jackie Brown sounds like an alternate title for Rush Hour
Ramsey got some serious doo doo ass in this game and I love it.
THIS ADAM VINATIERI, I CALL HIM MARLON BRANDO, BECAUSE HE’S AN OLD ITALIAN GUY WHO CAN’T KICK ASS ANYMORE
Alright Vinatieri, it’s time to put you down.
This is Hoyer Country!
Yeah dolphins back in it lets go draft pick
13-12 forthcoming
That’s my lolfins!
#JustATurdOutThere
Fuck this, I’m gonna go watch Ant Antstead work on cars.
the downside of BloodSugarFitzMagic?
Let’s make one thing clear, you ham brained sports announcers. Anyone on the field is an athlete. Anyone on the field is a competitor. Get some new material.
Who shit in your cornflakes?
Mr. Nibbs, my hairless chimpanzee.
Snow is great to look at but a pain in the ass to work/live in
we get half an inch here, society shuts down for 3 days (minimum)
You’re not wrong, but I still kind of miss it. Here in Kentucky we just get 4 months of cold, gray days.
4 months? You must live in the tropical part of the state.
I’m in Louisville. To be fair, my bar for what counts as a “cold” day is probably a little higher than most people here
Northern Kentucky here and how about that bitch Bevin, amirite?
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Also, I love your Avatar
Thank you, but someone else here found it for me, I can’t steal valor like that.
So Troy, I guess he didn’t really fumble there?
AARON ROGERS IS THERE NOTHING HE CAN’T DO! HE COULD TURN GREEN BAY INTO MIAMI BUT WE’RE JUST PLAIN OLD FOLKS OUT HERE ON THE FROZEN TUNDRA!
Host Thanksgiving Dinner with the Family. Let’s see him do that.
TURDUCKEN!
Dessert is ready?
— A. Reid.
IS HE JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE?
You mean you can fill Wisconsin with toned gay men? Why would he do that?
Maybe he owns a chain of tanning salons with strategically placed hidden cameras?