Thank goodness they staggered the two games on offer, huh? And the featured game is between two teams that the majority of football fans would like to have fired into the sun. But let’s think about that for a second. Why would we do that to the good old sun? It was your fault you got burned that day-you forgot to re-apply the sunscreen. And the sun is a job creator. It was the one that originally determined when the tides came in. It gave that task to the moon as soon as it graduated from college. Now look at how the moon is thriving! The sun is a good friend.
TO THE GAMES!
Jags/Titans:
Poor Jacksonville is gonna get bulldozed as though it were a shantytown somewhere in Africa. The head bulldozer goes by the name of Derrick Henry and he has some experience. The Jags give up the most yards per rush in the league and allowed two rb’s (Williams and Mack) to gain 100+ against them last time out. This one is gonna hurt.
Cowboys/Pats:
One has to wonder how New England is going to score, what with both Sanu and Dorsett both out and the running game being the shambles that it is. Even if wonky-kneed Cooper is ineffective Dallas still has Gallup and Zeke and DAK! out there making plays. I just get the feeling that the Pats are going to be exposed today as GrumbleLord begs everyone to not look behind the curtain.
There ya go. Make some words.
Folk Implosion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYerwwTV5qc
Travis Henry must be playing my zombie team again. He did this shit to me in like week 2
The kicker Folked up
DonT-gasm!
Pats and pick routes. never a flag
Damn. So close to breaking Dreamboat
That tie suddenly feels like an albatross around the neck of the Lions. Gonna knock them down to like 5th in the draft order.
“Albatross around the neck? Interesting.” -David Carradine
That was some bad play calling for Dallas.
Alright, I am all set to make fun of other NFL teams, in complete disregard of the fact that my team lost to the Browns by 17 today.
What the fuck was that weird druid chant they just did in New England? Did anybody else hear that? I happened to be standing next to the rear speaker where it was coming through.
If you didn’t hear it I can’t even describe how creepy it was…
It’s probably connected to that weird starbridge symbol on their field. Aliens?
No, just part of Belichek’s deal with Satan
Cheap shot.
Nice, uh, teeth….
NO GOOD
Nice defensive hold Boys
You left off the “-ing”
The Meteor Bowl has been 90% of Red Zone for the late games. Jags-Tits can’t be that boring
check the boxscore…
Yes, keep landing those hits on Brady
OF COURSE teh only Wolven Sort to not suck this week would be Jakobi Meyers.
That was bad ass, Jacobi Meyers.
The drying this is stupid, right? Like, they’re wet again by the time it’s snapped.
Sanctuary of the basilique Notre-Dame de Montréal:
Men’s room of the basilique Notre-Dame de Montréal:
Funny. I associate the second picture with the Catholic Church more than the first. Weird.
We had another cardinal around here arrested for it recently and the only change I’ve seen among the locals is an increase in “PRAY THE ROSARY” bumper stickers
Darkest Timeline waves HAI
i think the Boobs worked
Confirmed. We’re going to need more of them.
*does not post pic of triple-boob woman from Total Recall, because nipples*
Idris Elba for Mustang. OK then
Dallas FG good by a taint hair
Run these Massholes over Zeke
Hippos Instant Thoughts is great because I’m such a stoner, I already can’t remember the 1:00 scores. For example, did the Steelers win today? Who knows? Answer? Me! On the toilet at 7:00. See you there!
The left one is called Whitesnake, the right, Bon Jovi.
and seat belt is Winger
Defense did their JOB. This next series Dallas should try no huddle with Zeke play action and double TE
Fire these refs if they don’t start calling those INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS DPI calls
FUCK I hate the patriots
Just run for the 1st Dak. you’ll get at least 5 positive yards
Whoopsy, Dak!
I don’t like y’all (duh) but I really respect the jerb Belicheat is doing this year (his very best)
Y’all can take comfort in knowing that eventually, Belichicarus will fly too close to the sun.
thank fuck I benched DAK! at least
A DAKKY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM
Slippery balls
“Please don’t kick me!”
—Football
Let’s inspire the Boys
Jerry could re-open the White House as an incentive.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/infamous-cowboys-white-house-still-181700797–nfl.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvcslW21lQ
also something Boston is proud of
Interesting story behind that photo, if anybody is unaware: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soiling_of_Old_Glory
more vodka!
Obligatory Dropkick Murphys bumper music on cue.
Shut up Buck.
NFL LEAST
DUE UR JERB
GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN! SUCK LESS, JAGURAS!
Clusterfuckery in New England
great