One interesting note, for whoever is going to be building the inevitable [DFO] wikipedia page, it appears that 2019, Week 13 was the first-ever Quotables-less week since the feature’s inception.
Doesn’t matter. No one cares.
Remember that from The Office? When Amy Adams is selling the handbags and Dwight and Michael are being all dumb and they go up to her and, I don’t remember what they say to her but, under their breath to each other Dwight, I think, is like, “doesn’t matter.” and then Michael goes, “no one cares.”
There should be a Frinkiac for The Office.
Anyways, below are your Week 14 Quotables submissions.
[…] 2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions) – December 9, 2019 […]
Riverboat Ron, you say? ‘Tis no wonder a man with such an uncouth sobriquet would find himself parted from his employment so unceremoniously. One would never attempt such an affront with a Princeton man.
Buffalo’s “(If) I Did It” giveaway night did not go as well as planned.
Flea flicker? moar liek flee flopper
Trubisky used to complete this move by kissing his biceps, but once he hit puberty he found the action no longer contained the same thrill.
Found a funny:
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/?attachment_id=51352
Oh he’s not clapping. He’s imitating the sound of his winning Sex Bet with her.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/?attachment_id=51355
“Who in the hell is Alonzo Mosley, F.B.I.?”
Have you no shame, Buffalo fans? You don’t have to drink Budweiser!
U*NC education in action. He only remembers the “this is the handle” part to I’m A Little Teapot.
Hacked nudes are an invasion of privacy and have no place on an NFL field. Especially in black and white.
It’s like the opposite of the music City miracle, the Meadowlands Meandering toward Mediocrity
Did Sid Luckman ever show off like this? No, he threw his 10-15 passes per game and celebrated by shaking hands and returning to the T Formation like it was a sheet with a hole in it.
Letting that Make-A-Wish kid draw up this play was stupid.
“Pansy.”
–Zach Miller
This sonuvabitch looks like an “Estate Tax Chucky” doll
I don’t know whether to make a “bear hunting season” or “cowboys/Wounded Knee” joke here.
“I call this one the Jerry Richardson’s Flashback!*”
*makes “whh-pow” whip cracking noise
“That’s it. That right there is the playcall that ends my coaching tenure.”
“What secrets will I uncover that can lead us to victory? It says: Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine? Bamboozled again!”
When did they change “Keep Pounding” to “Keep Fisting”?
I think it’s pretty cool that the Broncos still allow Kyle Orton to travel with the team.
You magnificent sunovabitch.
When will the Bills beat the Ravens? Nevermore!
Oh, you went to Penn?
From the way he is staring, I think he recognizes that woman from meth night at the Highhat Estates trailer park strip club.
Go out there and pretend to play hard to protect my job! *sotto voce* Hurry and get me my sweet, sweet release from that asshole.
Y Kant Tre’davious Read
Yakety Sax starts playing in the background.
Bear’s updated injury report:
M. Trubisky, upper body injury
Denver CARES is a great facility, but with poor security.
https://www.denverhealth.org/services/community-health/denver-cares-detox-drug-alcohol-rehab
I’m not saying he can’t bowl, it’s just that his release needs work
-PBA geeks
The definition of the “gentleman’s C.”
Unfortunately it’s not a map or a guide as to how to get out of Buffalo
Pull my finger
WTF? Did this guy get electrocuted?
As God is my witness, I will not fuck up Blax’s stuff this week.
STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!
Oh hai Buffalo. How’d that go for ya?
You can only fuck up Quotables if you don’t play.