Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Here’s hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate.

TO THE GAMES!

Jags/Raiders:

Jacobs is listed as questionable and has said he ‘has plans’ to play today. Kinda sucks for you fantasy folks because of the start time because Jacktown’s D has quit on the team. Still, I’m sure you handcuffed him with DeAndre Washington so at least you’ve got a low-end rb2 to play if Jacobs can’t go. You did handcuff him, right?

Browns/Cards:

Look at these cats playing out the string! The toothless Cleveland pass rush faces off against the porous Arizona O-line. Not much to choose from here although Mayfield has slowly improved after his lousy start. He still has a qb rating more than 20 points below the league average when passing from a clean pocket though.

Minny/Chargers:

Remember the Vikes formidable secondary? For the last six weeks they’ve given up the 4th most points to opposing wr’s. After the first three weeks of the season you may have thought that Diggs getting to 1,000 yards would be a tough go but he’s sitting at 999 right now.

Rams/Cowboys:

Have the Rams put it back together? Gurley has been RB8 the last month with added volume, Goff’s passing has become more accurate and Woods has been WR4 since week 10. Good luck with Amari Cooper-you have to play him despite the fact he’s WR34 over the last month and he now draws the unwanted attention of Jalen Ramsay.

Falcons/Niners:

Who’d have guessed that Raheem Mostert would have emerged the winner of the Coleman/Breida battle for most touches in San Fran’s backfield? He’s gone for 23 and 25 points the last two times out and he’s had as many carries of 15+ yards (12) as McCaffrey on 146 less oppos.

Do your blurst in the comments.

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Gatoraids

Best part of being a Dolphins fan is picking David Johnson 1st rnd and Having Drake take 39 pts instead in fantasy playoffs

litre_cola

We always said it would come down to next week Spur. Nice Win.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love this guy almost as much as I love Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Cat.

King Hippo

feels GOOD, man!!

King Hippo

Time for another officiating cock-up

King Hippo

nope, finally got ONE right

Spur

Nice game for Dallas comment image

ballsofsteelandfury

Humina humina

King Hippo

OKC Bomber grinding Gurley Man into dust, down 30 points. MAKES SENSE

King Hippo

My only regret in never siring a son is that I can’t name him Qadree

Viva La Tabula Raza

Adopt.

Brick Meathook

So I’m going to win around $32,000 if the Rams lose this game, but I exercised a parlay option that if the team is killed in a plane crash on the way home I win an additional $500. It has to be the whole team and coaching staff; no survivors allowed.

Mr. Ayo

DUUUUUUUUUVAL!

Horatio Cornblower

Better bench him, just to be sure.

King Hippo

Whoever loses this JAX/OAK game should be executed, it’s so sloppy

King Hippo

Some excellent GrudenFACE here

Spur

Ugh. its time for Rivers to retire.

Horatio Cornblower

Tiffany Rivers, looking at her latest ultrasound.

Gratliff

Glad the Rams lost in the SB now

Spur

I still have no idea if CJ Anderson was a real person or AD in disguise .

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

I know there’s 10 minutes left here, but I’d at least think of sitting Elliott and letting Pollard get some more carries.

King Hippo

Maximum That’s Rikki’s Raiders!

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

So if you search Google for this it comes up as ‘Hot Latina Girl’ and the second similar image is Scarlet Johansson and that’s just goddamn perfect.

Gratliff

Big fan of those Asian-Latina girls

Viva La Tabula Raza

C’mon Rams, at least make it a game.
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Horatio Cornblower

“No”
-Rams

Gatoraids

at least make it 20 pts of higbee garbage time

WCS

My best friend and wife (who’s a YYYUGE Bills fan) will be in attendance tonight. Apparently, they haven’t spoken all week. House divided, indeed.

Gatoraids

they havent used the safe word that means

Gratliff

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Spur

Jared Goof

Horatio Cornblower

THIS GUY AARON RODGER’S AGENT I CALL HIM ‘FAMILY’ BECAUSE RODGERS JUST LEFT HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

Horatio Cornblower

I guess Brett Maher was the one holding the Cowboys back.

King Hippo

game would be effectively over if the OAK/JAX refs had any sense whatsoever

WCS

I’m about to head to the Stillers game. Perhaps I’ll do BotG, midweek, since I have a bunch of grading to do by Tuesday.

King Hippo

don’t forget to wave to DFO!!

Horatio Cornblower

Still reminding myself to do mine from the Cowboys-Patriots game

Gratliff

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Spur

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Brick Meathook

McVay makes Garrett look good.

Gratliff

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King Hippo

Well, today a fitting end to the worstest fantasy year of my dum-dum life.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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King Hippo

nah, I suck and shall continue to suck

Gatoraids

i blow my chance to knockout the 12-1 leader of the league with Cook and Godwin getting injured

Brick Meathook

In my money league I’ll win about 12 grand today if the Rams lose. In my other bets today I’ll clear another eight thousand if the Rams lose. The other games don’t even matter any more, just as long as the Rams lose. I haven’t been watching, but I hope the Rams are losing.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like you’ll be able to afford that new Lexus with the big red bow as a Christmas gift for your spouse this year. Unless there’s a SUDDEN CHANGE, of course.

WCS

Dear Lord, Buster…

litre_cola

I want a De Valve jersey

Mr. Ayo

“Did someone say rib?”

-A. Reid

Gratliff

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Gratliff

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cousins should not get credit for that completion. The Chargers treated his receiver like goodwill from fans.

Gatoraids

why does cook only have 27 rds rushing in this shit show

Mr. Ayo

He’s out with a shoulder owie.

Gatoraids

thanks fuck me, im against the moron that lucked into mccaffery this year dammit

King Hippo
Spur

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Gratliff

Are these not literally children?

herodotus450

Only in something like 22 states.

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow, the Shitty Clippers are shitty

Spur

True. Clippers should have gone to LV and Raiders stayed in NorCal.

litre_cola
litre_cola

If you don’t expand, Kate Nash is a treasure.

Spur

kids like hips and tittes too

Spur

this was a kids show comment image

Gatoraids

Did they remake Xuxa from the 90s?

King Hippo

These late fixtures are all just so silly, it beggars belief.

herodotus450

Is this how coin toss-gate ends? Not with a bang, but a whimper?

Mr. Ayo

If there were any Rammit! fans this would be a bigger deal.

herodotus450

As a fan of cast metals and esoteric rules, I don’t have any reason to keep watching this game.

Gratliff

Am deeply confused by NFL rules

herodotus450

Doesn’t the nfl just have blanket power to change any ruling whenever they want, as dug up during the saints-rams game last year?

Gratliff

Apparently!

King Hippo

I better kick tar shit out of whichever Commentist I get in 3rd place fixture. MUST AT LEAST MEDAL

Viva La Tabula Raza

Goddam, i step away for a few minutes and come back and they have TRIPLED their 7 point lead? Fuggit, I’m off to AmazonPrimeLand.

Spur

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