TO THE GAMES!

JAX/ATL:

This game is silly. Why?

BAL/CLE:

I hear the sound of many Browns fans dying little tiny deaths. No one cares. Kitchens is fired into the sun at season’s end.

N.O/TEN:

Gimpy McLegwound will fail me in fantasy just like everyone else. (hopes to hell he hears this and proves me wrong)

CAR/INDY:

The Colts have a punch-drunk chance to get into the tourney, don’t they? Does it not involve the presence of a comet streaking across the sky or something like that?

CINCY/MIA:

Now to the serious shit. There’s some jockeying going on here. Both started out strong, the Bengalis especially. The Fins gutted their roster with ruthless tenacity but someone forgot to tell coach. They might have actually stumble-bummed their way into a good one that can guide the team through a rebuild. You have to figger the hiring was an accident on their part.

PITT/NYJ:

Speaking of fine coaching jerbs, Tomlin has pulled a doozy-I mean Duck Dodgers? The acquisition of Minkah on the cheap has totally transformed the D and it has dragged the sorry ass of an O along for the ride. Sound a lot like the Pats to you?

Giants/Potato Skins:

Good luvin’, there’s quite a bit of bad going on here. But if you want your rook qb to get well you pit them against these secondaries. There’s just nothing there. Quality finds in the third and fifth rounds for Washington and New York respectively have them with wr’s they can pair with the youngsters behind center.

Go fifth and comment.