TO THE GAMES!
JAX/ATL:
This game is silly. Why?
BAL/CLE:
I hear the sound of many Browns fans dying little tiny deaths. No one cares. Kitchens is fired into the sun at season’s end.
N.O/TEN:
Gimpy McLegwound will fail me in fantasy just like everyone else. (hopes to hell he hears this and proves me wrong)
CAR/INDY:
The Colts have a punch-drunk chance to get into the tourney, don’t they? Does it not involve the presence of a comet streaking across the sky or something like that?
CINCY/MIA:
Now to the serious shit. There’s some jockeying going on here. Both started out strong, the Bengalis especially. The Fins gutted their roster with ruthless tenacity but someone forgot to tell coach. They might have actually stumble-bummed their way into a good one that can guide the team through a rebuild. You have to figger the hiring was an accident on their part.
PITT/NYJ:
Speaking of fine coaching jerbs, Tomlin has pulled a doozy-I mean Duck Dodgers? The acquisition of Minkah on the cheap has totally transformed the D and it has dragged the sorry ass of an O along for the ride. Sound a lot like the Pats to you?
Giants/Potato Skins:
Good luvin’, there’s quite a bit of bad going on here. But if you want your rook qb to get well you pit them against these secondaries. There’s just nothing there. Quality finds in the third and fifth rounds for Washington and New York respectively have them with wr’s they can pair with the youngsters behind center.
Go fifth and comment.
Ratbirds are blowing it. And Yinzers will try next weekend.
Good morning for lesser footy. Atlético took care of Bilbao, and Chelsea upset Tottenham, even without the help of Captain American
plus, I decided NOT to bet Juve in Super Cup, and I expect Donks WOO!!!! to run rampant later
Breesus gonna have to go to Green Bay in Round 2.
If the Yinzers were any fun, they’d let Jaylen Samuels play QB
That’ll do, Cincy. That’ll do.
Might be a 6 seed for Erotic Smashmoth after all.
BloodSugar baby! He’s magic. A FitzMagic.
CLOTS!
see also, results of Andy Reid’s physical
Quack Quack
Images you can hear
Operation Bungle for Burrow is reaching its endgame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGFfvPQ4CLE
Next weekend’s WKRP/#ThePauls tilt will be a goddamned war crime.
Burrow Down for Burrow!
Let’s go Tits!!
Lookit TannyFanny!
Scotchy had Gigantes/Dacteds spot-on
I have Taints-Oilers. I am about to put on a shitty Christmas movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsRKwxGXj4U
FAT DOWN
Where’s Redshirt?
At friends house. Watching Browns 1.0 v Browns 2.0
Reminder – Ratbirds could still cock up the 1 seed. #ThePauls already beat ’em once.
you think Eli is allowed to watch Nightmare before Christmas?
he’s not allowed to even KNOW OF IT
@bk109 How much you want for the vintage 80s Lazerdisc porn?
DFO demands a RIP once someone gets player
Have they flexed Tomsulas/SeaTruthers to SNF yet? It’s locked into being for the NFC West, methinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFpQuXRbdx8
Team WKRP is a ROAD FAVOURITE today
BOOOOOOOOO
Taints vs Tits should be a good game
Tits waving white flag, though one of them/Yinzers will gimp into playoffs anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzxdW5SAxc
Chelsea up 2-0 against Tottheim.
oh my….
Next to last installment of Heroic RedZone Muzak. Sad Panda. 🙁
Anybody smokin’/ eatin’ the Devil’s Weed today in celebration of the football day and xmas week ahead.
apparently Kraut Lesser Footy moves to ESPN+ next season. Poor Fox Soccer Plus, why even still be a channel?
how’s the weather in Donks-land?
puuurrrfect feet balls skies.
Is that okay Hippo talk?
closer to Rex Ryan but I’ll allow it
No Bradley Chubb jersey ,, 7/10 guess I still wud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwCcVRH8idA
Extra reverse jinx fodder for the Iggles folk – just put Dak! back in my 3rd place match lineup.
Chelsea is beating Spurs badly. My buddy is there, he is a Spurs supporter and haz a sad.
is always a shame when both Mourinho and Lampard can’t lose
Today’s menu features pork tenderloin, angel hair parmesan pasta, spinach salad and sourdough bread with extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
I also have a lovely pinot grigio as an accompaniment.
Dinner will be around 5.
We’re making a boneless NY strip roast.
I went to Ralph’s yesterday and they had those on sale for 4.99 a pound. I bought two and I’ll be cooking the first one on Christmas Day. The last one I cooked was epic.
They are even cheaper at Vons – $4.77. We got a pretty small one, which is actually a good thing because the last rib roast we got hung around for too long before we finished it off.
I’ll be there at 4:45.
I just had a BK breakfast.
So things are going well for me.
Better then a BTK brunch.
Nice CEREAL killer meal.
Oh dear God. And I say that as a guy who ate a Whopper yesterday.
did you also get busy in their bathroom?
My new hire in Sac called me yesterday. Never a good thing for an hourly to call on a day off. She’s pregnant and it didnt sound like happy news. She thought i would fire her.
No need, just get her off the health plan, eh?
Just tell her that as long as she wasn’t stealing boxes, she needn’t worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_EMA87Fv8
Is it yours?
I HATE EVERYTHING AND THAT NORWEGIAN TWAT NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS FIRED BEFORE UNITED WINS OUT THE REST OF THE YEAR AND SAVES HIS FJORDS LOOKING ASS…. AGAIN!
/Ahem.
So, lesser footy went even worse than I thought. How is everyone today?
Still in Ancelotti honeymoon phase. He could shit in my hat, and all would be well.
Fulham beat Leeds. I am good.
Lesser aficianados – is Juve gonna care about this Super Cup?
Ronnie wants it all.
fundamental Reaganomics
Good lord I am hungover.
drink a coke
Or do some if you have any. I mean it is Christmas.
Ah, you are yesterday’s version of me!
pedialyte is all that seems to help me, even a little bit.
I’ve heard good things. I ate some turkey pot pie, took some aspirin and will go to the gym and sweat it out.
This is what I’m telling myself anyway. Realistically I’m just going to sit here and whine until my family throws me out.
Greetings, motherfuckers.
Oh, and fatherfuckers, too. Don’t wish to discriminate.
The ELITE Weekend of Dunstan continues!
Well, I AM about to enjoy some pancakes, so I guess kinda, yeah.
Buenos días Gringos
Hello Spur. I will be indisposed the 1st half but will hopefully be around for the beating the Iggles receive in the 2nd half.
/I did bet on the Cowboys, and Gamblor hates when I win.
You ass! A reverse Jinx!
The world would rather I lose money I reckon!
Wear green, Eat brown, Drink yellow…BET SILVER
I think I stopped saying “Merry Christmas” around 2006 or so. It happened after I was talking to a Persian girl from Beverly Hills (who came over from Iran as a child during that bump in emigration during the 80’s) and asked if she and her family celebrated Christmas. The icy cold “no” I received in response made it clear to me that a.) that door (you know what I’m talkin’ about here) was now permanently closed to me and b.) I should take note of the fact that I no longer lived in a place where everyone was Christian.
First they took our hostages, now they take our holidays!?
I’m assuming the place you live is still America which on the whole is still mostly Christian. Imagine going to Iran and being offended when someone asks you if you observe Ramadan. Also imagine going to Iran* and NOT observing Ramadan during Ramadan, they’d probably put you in jail.
*Or maybe that’s UAE
It was Los Angeles – and it was a pretty ignorant thing for me to ask (I am pretty sure I asked in a very ham-fisted way). It was a learning experience (as opposed to the boning experience I was hoping it would be).
yeah, I don’t think it’s offensive to ask, it’s likely in the “how”
Anyhow, I feel like people are losing sight of the “fact” that I was totally about to score with this foxy Persian party girl.
the Persians are indeed (generally) a smoking hot ppl
Didn’t President Cheeto save Thanksgiving this year? You lefties were so close to getting it.
Or she was an arsehole (also, coincidentally yet another door that was closed to you)? Plenty of people from other faiths (and outright heathens like me) celebrate X-mas, for it’s not a celebration of literally the only white, aryan-looking motherfucker in the Middle East born in… that year 😀 It’s a holiday about rampant consumerism, toys for kids and mentally playing through a rampage in a shop, while waiting patiently for the dipshit in front to stop trying to bag his goddamn fucking groceries on the till and just fuck off BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE WAITING.. Yeah… whoops, I self-triggered…
Also, funny enough that Jesus bloke (of the only time when a man shrugged off and accepted a “I didn’t cheat, God “immaculately” slid that bun in my oven while you were away to Jerusalem on that carpentry convention” as to why his “virgin” wife is now preggo story) is “a guy” also revered by the Muslims too, lol. It’s just that he’s the Ringo to their Lennon/MacCartney bloke 😀
Tehrangeles Persians are a mixed bag. Not all of them fled because they were decadent and corrupt.
Found a funny:
♫ here comes spider-man, here comes spider-man, right down spider-man lane ♫
Last Fantasy Football question:
Should I start at WR Allen Robinson (vs. KC Chiefs) or Tyler Lockett (vs. ARI Cardinals)?
I would start Lockett as I do not trust TruthBiscuit.
Agree on Lockett, especially since Miller has been the go to for Trubisky lately
I stand by my drunken recommendation last night of Lockett.
Mostly because I’m getting drunk again.
Thanks all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQEobE2RUk
One of the rich kids I went to college with had an LD player. It’s kind of funny how short-lived the format was before DVD’s took over.
It was an obscenely expensive, easily-scratched, relatively heavy disk the size of an LP. How could that possibly fail?
What are the odds the Ratbirds can put up a big lead and rest LAMAR! without him scoring a ton of points? Because that’s the only way I’m winning my ff championship
Tractorcito blew a tire. OUT
Really?
The sh*t you find when you buy a lived-in house… I found pron laserdiscs hidden in the attic XD Also ‘olla pervosaurs, how’re ya this fine Sunday?
Better than Ole??
Laserdisc like on the left? They haven’t made those in 20 years, they might be worth some money!
Yeah, LP Vinyl-sized discs in cardboard sleeves… Honestly, that’s the first time I’ve seen an LD in person and I honestly thought they basically only caught on just in Japan. Oh well, I’ll either set up a burner e-bay account to see if they’re worth shit, or I’ll just shred them when I have the time
Pron laserciscs? Now ya have to head to goodwill and buy a laserdisc machine.
This guy gets it
Well, I don’t … It may sound heretical, but … what if I don’t care ’bout porn and don’t have any interest in checking the discs out? .. And no, I’m not typing that out beside the wife, who can in fact see in my very screen should she want to (and without me noticing)?
It’s not about the porn; it’s the cultural research
Yeah, if they were made in the 90s, might be interesting to see if they are bushy or waxed. Wasn’t that around the Time of the Great Pubic Hair Depilation?
Mate? I’m pretty sure LaserDisc was DEAD by the 90s, lol, so we’re talking 80s smut.
Edit: Though at least one’s definitely older than that and I sure as shit am not interested in something called “She Wolf Of The SS” XD
Apparently according to the wiki the LD format was very popular in Asia and they continued to make them up till the late 90s. So maybe your find contains tentacle porn.
… Tentacle porn is… a thing? …
so….we’ve got BUSH!!
If I’ve read correctly, the 90’s were a pretty um, interesting time on the boob front.
I agree, maybe you could learn a new language of love!