Did you like the earlier offerings? They tried their very best ya know. Well, except for those that didn’t. Some just don’t have the talent to compete, ya know.
TO THE GAMES!
Lions/Broncos:
Detroit seems to have given up the ghost or maybe just David Blough. Remember that first half of the Thanksgiving game? Blough’s mom will-forever. Oh honey, you were so special! Here’s an extra slice of chocolate cake. [Blough throws paper birthday hat to the floor] Goddamn it, maw! I’m forty-seven years old! Oh no son, you’re forty-seven years young. /Fin I’m guessing Denver in a semi-romp.
Raiders/Chargers:
If you lived life on a hedge or were just a damn fool you’d throw Rivers into your lineup (I know!), your justification being that the Raiders give up the 3rd most fantasy points to wideouts. But you’re not a fool and that 5th place finish means everything to you.
Cowboys/Eagles:
Can I have a Philly win here so that Gratliff can have a boner and also because chaos? I do love to see two under-performing teams bring the NFC East to new lows and Dallas not being able to separate itself from the detritus of the rest of the division despite having a stranglehold on ‘best talent’. Congrats if you have Ertz-the coaching staff took a mere 11 weeks to figure out that the wr corps was garbage fire plus. Amari owners should pray that he’ll be covered by Jalen Mills who has given up an *average* of 20 yards per reception the last 4 weeks.
Cards/Seahawks:
Just put Arizona to bed by throwing to any and all tight ends. Across the season they average more than one TD given up per game to that spot.
Go Comments Go! YAY!!! [jumps up and down]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk
That stadium looks filthy. Do these people live there?
weak
Extremely incredibly flagrantly indefensibly late hit
This late hit brought to you by CTE
Man, Witten used to just run through people on those throws. I mean, I’m happy he’s not talking anymore, but Jesus, he looks so old.
he’s stealing Jarwin snaps
My guy just sort of slumped gently over a 5’2″ linebacker
Gfycat has a porn and sexy friday-like version now. Just what I always wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mamWPQp6dEM
I was going to post pics of Tippy Hedren and Melanie Griffith as Lions Fans to contrast with Mistborn’s Broncos Fans, but I think only half would get the joke.
Also I got distracted because I can’t even stay distracted on this one site.
I saw that movie in a theater a couple years ago! It’s every bit as insane as you can imagine.
Why aren’t these idiots sneaking on 3rd and 1? oh well, bird brain and all
and THEN 4 and 1!
I’m sorry. I don’t know why that black frame is there. I’ll fix it and re-upload.
No. Can we let Dallas have one more hit on Ertz. Please.
Kay Jewelers; because you don’t know how to eat pussy.
The 4 teams that had an OT game this week do not have 10 wins between them. A fitting statement on the season.
damn, that was a ugly looking kick.
Darby had 30 seconds to be in the way of that ball and opted instead to move out of it
Changed my mind – Brian Flores, all-time entropy champion – COACH OF THE YEAR
My understanding of Fallen Order is that it’s Dark Souls until you remember you’re a Jedi and start stabbing things while you hold them in the air
Won’t be comfortable as long as Amari is ambulatory
going to need some strong stuff if am going to watch this dumpster fire.
I think it has caught the house.
That’s a start
Jesus christ. Why is Cincy-Miami still happening? There’s no need to do that to the fans
so they both get the 1st pick?
Most glorious tie ahoy!
so, the plan is let the Eagles tucker themselves out by halftime?
FUCKIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
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[cough]
Okay, Buck absolutely thinks there’s a TH in Arcega
I don’t know who Robert Davis is!
That Philly crowd has been drinking since Friday.
Punt false start that’s taking 10 minutes to figure out
Building incredible confidence in the officiating crew and in no way are the pig scab refs gonna rob of us of a home playoff game
COMMENTIST PARTY DEMANDS TWO DRAWS
JENKINS
Does anyone else watch that Hungarian porn channel where the guy only fucks virgins, and he always makes a point of checking out the girl’s hymen first? I’m always like, yep, that’s definitely a hymen (I have no idea whatsoever)
Link?!?!?
https://www.xvideos.com/video27662825/innocent_kitten_gapes_narrow_fuckbox_and_loses_virginity (NSFW)
Once. It was creepy.
Free terrible fitbawl coming up!
Breakout performanth for Arthega-Whitethide?
/ no offenth
LOLfins
16 points in the final 30 seconds.
JJAW been trash all year as a swerve to catch Dallas off guard in Week 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Y8-djpkjU&ab_channel=cooperbillington
Another Cowboys game.
Today’s alcoholic gauge reading would appear to be “Am I too drunk to make tacos?”
[furrows brow]
Yeah, I could make tacos right now.
[opens beer]
The BUNGLES!
Famous Broncos fans: actress Lucy Hale!
oh hi JJAW. Did you just realize you play football professionally for a living?
Famous Broncos fans: actress Kate Hudson:
If you’re not going to the playoffs, make sure Zeke isn’t either
“THESE [REDACTEDS] Y’KNOW I CALL ‘EM [REDACTEDS] BECAUSE JUST LIKE THE REAL THING THEY REFUSE TO JUST GO AWAY”
Where do I send your dough? *sob*
— S. Miller
lol chargers
Go fer two Potato Skins. End this.
Fuck Hunter Renfrow with Al Davis’ corpse.
Let’s do this
I’ve been making Zach Hyman jokes for years and nobody even noticed.