Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread

Just A Little Moar Hate

According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’ primary color is red.  Now, I don’t know if this is actually true.  I presume they have a crack team of assholes to research this.  And it probably is true.  But I do have a question…

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RED?

I mean seriously?  And this is something I completely forgot to mention in my Hate Week piece earlier this week.  The people who show up at the Superb Owl party (or any sporting event for that matter) and then get hung up on what colors each team is wearing.

Why is that team wearing blue and the other is only wearing white?

SO THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND KNOW WHO TO THROW THE BALL TO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

(ahem)

((sorry))

But in honour of the first all red Superb Owl, we’re doing girls in all red tonight.

Oh dear lord no, Gloria.  Besides, I only said it twice.  You’re not allowed to appear before I say it three times.  Go home you minion of Satan.

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Sports To Make You See Red 2Nite

NBA

• Dallas @ Houston – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
• Portland @ LAL – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NHL

Once again, no national broadcasts in the lower 48.  I tell ya, that Bettman really knows how to market the league doesn’t he?  But here’s the schedule anyway.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

• Akron @ Kent State – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
• VCU @ Rhode Island – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
• Bowling Green @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
• N. Kentucky @ Green Bay – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU

Full Schedule

NCAA Hockey

• Western Michigan @ Nebraska-Omaha – 8:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Curling Night In America

• USA vs Italy – 11:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN

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Red Is The New Black

Enjoy…

She’s fallen, and she can’t get up.

(that makes one of us)

OK, time to start getting crunk in preparation for the “Big Game”.

Ladies, are you thirsty?

Not to worry, I’ve got just the thing.

Be safe this weekend everyone.  Don’t drink and drive.

Love ya’s.

You’re drunk Uncle Joe.  Go Home!!!!!

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