Hello once again and a happy Friday to my fellow shut ins. Hopefully you’re all practicing good social distancing and keeping inside, except for essentials. Good thing alcohol is considered essential! This week, I’m bringing you a cocktail from one of my favorite food personalities, Alton Brown. He put out a video recently of a smoky tequila sour that sounded rather delicious, and fitting for these dour (and sour) times. It looks easy, and most importantly, delicious. Behold: the Smoky Tequila Sour:
2 oz. combined juice of an entire lime and 1/2 of an orange
1.5 oz Blanco tequila
.5 oz Amaro
2 dashes liquid smoke
1 tsp Agave syrup
Add all ingredients to a shaker, add ice and shake. Strain into a cocktail glass, and garnish with a lime wheel.
Once again, we have some housekeeping to take care of beforehand. Lacking agave syrup, I added in an equal amount of simple syrup. Now, to the smoke factor. I do not have liquid smoke either. However, I have a kitchen torch, chunks of hickory wood, a 2 oz. jigger, a pie plate, and a French press carafe. Let’s smoke some tequila!
The tin foil helped keep the smoke from escaping from the spout on the rim of the carafe, and I would say it did a pretty good job. I smoked the 1.5 ounces of tequila for just about an hour, until all of the smoke dissipated. After that I mixed it all together. I think it did a pretty good job, as you could smell the smoke when you go to take a sip.
The hickory smoke is prevalent on the first sip, and lingers a bit before the sour flavors come in, and boy is this sour. The majority lime juice base made sure of that. The amaro I chose to use is Fernet Branca, and that shows up about halfway through the sip, bringing a nice, bitter herbal flavor that starts to become more pronounced throughout the rest of the sip. That increase in bitter really takes the edge off of the smoky-sour flavors that hit you up front. It makes for a nice, full flavored sip.
I’m very interested in trying this the proper way – that is with the liquid smoke and agave added in. The agave might add a bit more sweetness to it, while the liquid smoke would intensify the smoky flavor. The latter I’m not sure how much I would want, especially when I have the means to add my own smoke as well.
Did you notice I never mentioned the flavor of the tequila when describing the flavor palate and the overall taste? That’s because this drink does not taste like there is a lot of booze in it, which can be a good or bad thing. Overall, this is a refreshing and light bodied drinker that takes a little bit of time and effort to make, if you don’t have the liquid smoke. But we’ve got all the time in the world now right? Go forth and smoke your own tequila and make this tonight.
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This recipe reminds me of a drink I’ve been making lately, except using blood orange instead of regular, and ancho chile liqueur (which provides a smoky element) instead of the smoke and the amaro.
So I tried the one listed in the post, with the exception that (1) I’m out of blanco, so I used reposado; and (2) I stupidly forgot the agave at first. I did one version with liquid smoke while I waited for the real cherry wood smoke to infuse my other shot glass of tequila. Then I added in some of that chile liqueur and reshook it.
Conclusions:
1) Without the agave, it was enjoyable but on the sour/bitter side. Definitely needs that bit of sweetness.
2) Real smoke probably better than the fake stuff though that could be in my head.
3) The chile liqueur addition is a winner. Honestly, I just love that stuff in general.
Definitely very sour without the agave. I must try this Chile liqueur you speak of
This looks delicious. I need to get some Fernet for the bar.
It’s a day ending in Why? Time to drink.
Just noticed; Jerry is hiding his boner.
Anybody else setting up the garage for fun?
Already done.
You must have a bigger budget or imagination than me. Or just like a different cult.
I just have time to sort through the basement now.
Basement?
Yours looks a bit more organized.
Always important to have the right tool for the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrG8qPvX3Q
“But what if it had a Reaper pepper?” -Senor W., Queens, NY
Assuming the plants produce, he’ll get some too. You people are crazy with those things.
(you people?)
I still have some ghost vodka. Maybe I’ll do a blend this time…
Crazy. But sure, do it.
Now THAT is an idea…
People, we can do this next month easy, right?
We’re all fucked aren’t we?
Pretty intense staring contest they’ve got going there.
That movie fucking rules.
I need to find it streaming as I missed it in the few theaters it was showing. It would cheer me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
I saw them in 1975, they opened for Bob Seger at the Johnstown War Memorial ( where they filmed Slapshot! ) They got booed off the stage.
Can’t say I’m terribly surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJRD1VkxmI
Also, obligatory…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMi-j7W2gM&t=2s
That reminds me. I was coachin’ in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn’t control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn’t… you know
OLD TIME HOCKEY!!!!!!
This is not that far off from a few of the people I work with.
Naw, don’t have COVID-19…….. but I have something else according to WebMD.
“Is it lupus?” -Dr. G. House
“It might be lupus.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyXZG2dupo
The Goodfellas painting!
DAMMIT SoS!!!!!
It’s also a great pun on multiple GOOD BOY…s.
Guess that’s obvious, but I am Major Obvious.
I would kill to go to a bar and have a cocktail right about now.
And I don’t even like cocktails.
Scotchy already did that.
I would drink this, or anything really. Homer also uses liquid smoke for his patented moon waffle.
Another method is to mix the drink in your bong.
I don’t use a bong. I use an elegant pipe:
Is that Scotchy’s hobopipe?
That sounds tasty.
More medieval cats.
That cat probably knocked over the ink too. Never change kittah!
This one is a Bishop!