[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

It’s not so much boredom as the tedious repetition of daily events that is starting to get to me during this current march towards the apocalypse.

So we decided to break up the boredom a little by leaving the dogs at home & reverting to the 1970s childhood nightmare known as “The Sunday Drive”.

Using Google as our guide, we eventually found our way to a purveyor of the alcoholic arts. The Fraser Valley Cider Company

is a lovely spot about 45 minutes from the house, in one of the few remaining rural farming areas of the Lower Mainland. While their tasting room is closed due to the pandemic, we were still able to order a few bottles to get us through until Monday.

Such are the sacrifices one has to make.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• eMLS Tournament Special – 7:00 PM | FS1
  • Week one featuring LA Galaxy, LAFC, Chicago Fire, and FC Cincinnati in an EA SPORTS FIFA 20 tournament.
• The Simpsons – 8:00 PM | FOX / City
  • When Maggie reunites with baby Hudson from Playdate with Destiny, Marge won’t let her play with her new baby crush because of his annoying mother, leading Maggie into a depressive spiral.
  • Meanwhile, Cletus comes across quite a bit of money and becomes a helium tycoon, so Mr. Burns wants Homer to help him obtain it.
• Spy Wars with Damian Lewis – 8:00 PM | SMITH
  • ESCAPE FROM TEHRAN – If you haven’t seen “Argo”, or are Canadian & read about Ken Taylor, then this is the story for you.
• Bob’s Burgers – 9:00 PM | FOX / City
  • Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show, and suspects sabotage when he’s injured on stage.
• Bond Marathon – Sundance
  • 6:00PM – Goldfinger
  • 8:30PM – For Your Eyes Only
  • 11:30PM – The Spy Who Loved Me

Finally, I’d be remiss if I forgot it twice:

Hey! Are you going stir crazy being cooped up at home?

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