I find the results of the first three rounds quite confusing as a fan of the Packers & Seahawks.

The Packers look like they have just initiated the Favre Protocol again; if Aaron has any sense of humour, he’ll show up to camp wearing a #4 jersey. And at least they got him a running back & tight end (NO GAY JOKES!) to help on the offence. The telling stat was the fact that Rodgers’ cap hit in 2022 is only $17 million, when former 70s porno star* & Utah State QB Jordan Love will be in the third year of his rookie contract, so if he becomes the heir apparent by then it might be “Aaron Rodgers, Las Vegas Raider”.

(FYI – A quick scan of PornHub brought back results of “Jordan Lover”, “Jordy Love” & “Jody Love”, and babesource lists 349 “stars” with the name “Jordan” & 6098 with the name “Love” – none of which will be linked to here.)

As for the Seahawks, it seemed like they consistently picked guys one round ahead of where every other team had them slotted. Jordyn Brooks, based on the spelling, sounds like the nom de plume for most authors of the Hallmark Channel movie scripts. They at least drafted an actual offensive lineman at #69 (nice!), which is a refreshing change from trying to convert speed walkers & stock boys into starting NFL players.

My one overall takeaway from the first three rounds is that LSU doesn’t have anyone left with which to defend their title. If this was Alabama, I’d expect them to have 300 redshirt freshman to drop into the lineup.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• The Great British Baking Show (Season 1) – 8:00 PM | PBS
  • The remaining 10 bakers are tasked with baking rye bread rolls; ciabatta loaves; and filled centerpiece loaves.
• Classic Boxing – 8:00 PM | ESPN
  • It’s Manny Pacquiao night, so if you enjoy solid boxing brought to you by Filipino homophobia, here’s three hours for you.
• Playoff National Championship: LSU vs. Clemson – 8:00 PM | ESPNU
  • We know how it ends, but it’s still nice to see Dabo sad.
• Who Killed Caylee Anthony? – Parts 1-3 – 9:00-12:00 | Investigation Discovery
  • Three hours? It was her fucking mom, Casey.
    • Who continues killing by defeating an attempted defamation suit brought against her by the guy who found her daughter’s body, because he claimed her lawyers defamed him by making him a target during the trial.
• Bull Durham – 10:00 PM | FS1
  • Having worked long enough at a minor league park, I can tell you this movie is about half-documentary.
• Saturday Night Live – 11:29 PM | NBC / Global
  • It’s another “Live” social isolation episode, so who knows what is in store.
  • No word on a host.

Well, it was nice of the draft to at least give us a facade of normalcy for a few days. I look forward to hearing about virtual training camps for the next few weeks, and why Green Bay will only go 11-5 this year.