NFL Nuggets: One week ’til kickoff!
- It’s always 420 at practice – Josh Gordon is back with the Seahawks.
- The Seahawks signed him to a one-year deal, with a base salary of $1 million plus incentives.
- They just need to wait on Roger to reinstate him.
- This shuts the door on any Antonio Brown rumours in Seattle.
- Partly because Gordon already knows the offense; mostly because Brown is the bigger headache for management.
- With Tyler Lockett and DK Metcalf entrenched as the #1 & 2 receivers, the pressure will be off Gordon to be “the man”, something that has held him back in his other stops.
- The Seahawks signed him to a one-year deal, with a base salary of $1 million plus incentives.
- There’s something wrong with the leg training at Niners camp, as Jason Verrett is the latest player to succumb to a leg injury.
- It’s a possible hamstring tear; the team is waiting on further results.
- He joins a long line that includes Kyle Juszczyk, Nick Bosa, J.J. Nelson & Deebo Samuel.
- The Titans have signed Mike Vrabel’s ex-teammate Stephen Gostkowski.
- Even though he only played in four games last year, the Titans felt it was necessary given they only have undrafted rookie Tucker McCann as an alternative.
Well, it’s back to school starting Tuesday. Might as well warm up the vocal chords.
Only nine years until retirement. I hope I can hold out. My other retirement strategy isn’t going as well.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Flyers vs. Islanders – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet / CBC
- Game 6 – Isles lead 3-2
- Vegas vs. Vancouver – 9:45PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet / CBC
- Game 6 – Vegas leads 3-2
- Flyers vs. Islanders – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet / CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors vs. Celtics – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
- Game 3 – Celtics lead 2-0
- I want to root for “Canada’s Team”, but since the media doesn’t love the Canucks in the same way, fuck them.
- Nuggets vs. Clippers – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN4
- Game 1
- Raptors vs. Celtics – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
- Tennis:
- US Open – all day | ESPN / TSN3
- Southern hemisphere tackle sports:
- Australian Rules Football:
- Brisbane vs. Collingwood – 5:30AM | TSN
- NRL Rugby:
- Newcastle Knights vs. Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks – 4:00 AM | FS1
- Australian Rules Football:
Balls will have you tomorrow, and after that it’s whatever I drunkenly type between dives over a three-day weekend.
It’s a Triple Lindy kind of weekend.
State Farm is a communist organization.
Oh btw, here is your
BREAKING BATTLEBOTS BEAT: Bite Force will not be competing in 2020 due to the covid. AND, the vertical spinner is for sale, as is! Paul’s either updating for 2021 or going to build another version (and inevitably win with it).
How did a robot get covid?
Demko got all three stars? I haven’t seen a young Thatcher change the stars like that since Heath Ledger in A Knight’s Tale.
Just logged in to say Chris Pronger is human AIDS, Alshon Jeffrey is a steroid using soft tissue injury, m Carson Wentz is as strong as the MAGA napkin Tammy Lauren just used to wipe Jay Cutler’s cum off of her face, and Curt Schilling was a Phillie. I leave you with this video:
https://youtu.be/sEXHeTcxQy4
Anyway, eat shit Parkey.
Go Birds? Go Birds.
Go, Birds
No joke: get more vitamin D.
https://twitter.com/drsubhasree/status/1300798460912828416?s=10
I take a 5000 IU horse pill everyday and try to go out at lunch and get sun. This is even more important as fall arrives.
Whatever. @COVID-fraud69 says free vitamins help spread the disease to pizza eating pedophiles. Only BIG PHARMA is really looking out for the people.
I’m taking 50,000 iu’s weekly because mine was so low.
Shit. I should take more.
My shitty mail order pharmacy wouldn’t fill it because they said it’s an over the counter supplement. Not at that dosage, fuckers.
I love the parade of Bush Administration war criminals like David Frum acting self righteous about Trump over that Atlantic article while he and the others actually wasted millions of lives for transactional purposes and personal gain.
This year fucking rules. It’s not just great watching Trump lay bare how the entire country is built on a mountain of bullshit, but even better watching these fucking ghouls dig their heels into said bullshit to prop up the facade in an even more pathetic attempt to pretend Trump is an aberration and that they deserve anything other than to eat shit forever in Hell.
General Kelly is also one of those ghouls and profiteers who deserves nothing good and I’m glad Trump said what he did. Kelly deserves to be haunted by all the dead he’s responsible for until he goes to Hell. And then the fun begins.
GAME SEVENS FOR EVERYONE!
Today (Friday for those of us on the correct time) is payday. I’m thinking of hitting the liquor store and beer distributor early, getting myself a fresh pack of smokes, and telling wifey she can watch the kids. I’ve been stay-at-home-dad all week, including doing my own work online.
This Yinzer is gonna start early, and just watch the HAWKEY KAYAWSS.
Cheers, man,
I need to lose weight but I keep wanting to go to Costco for some reason and also to get more booze (my payday was Tuesday)
Back to School is awesome. Sam Kinison rules. His character is definitely the son of Buck Turgidson from Dr. Strangelove.
Oh, Hell…
That Vancouver goalie is something else!
TWO Game Sevens?
YES!!!
Fuck yes
I remember her promoting this movie on that Nickelodeon talk show thirty years ago.
Also, License to Kill. Which is a bad movie for them to have been promoting in retrospect.
And Gratliff isn’t mainlining Everclear!
Make limoncello instead
For now…
Or Greenday or Offspring either.
And a great big duuuuude for you!
A Marmalardian effort from Travis Konecny
DELAY OF GAME!!!
From sheer joy to Pierre MacGuire. Everything has to be balanced out.
I fucking LOVE Stanley Cup Finals Game 7s!
GAME 7 BAY BAY!