Tilts? Matches? Confrontations? Matchups? Oh yeah, we got more coming your way. TO THE GAMES!
Chargers/Bengalis:
Cincinnati is yours for the taking young Burrow. That is, if you play up to expectations. And if you manage to succeed, could you do something about the lighting and decor? Thanks. Austin Ekeler is listed as the starter but he’s a mere 200 pounds, not nearly big enough to handle the rock the way a traditional RB1 does. Look for (reviews depth chart, sees that Jackson is 200 and Kelley is only 212) umm, someone to hit the weight room hard, I guess?
Cards/Niners:
The breakout seasons for Murray and Drake may have to be delayed for a week or so if San Franny’s D does their thing. Even Hopkins might be hemmed in because he’ll be tailed by the underrated but very effective Emmanuel Moseley.
Bucs/Saints:
This is the only team that Brees can play against whereby he be the younger qb. I thought for sure that the Jags would run Fournette into the ground and then kick him to the curb at the end of the year because I guess I’m just that cynical. But no, they did not because I guess being a cancer in the locker room can cause a change of plans. I read somewhere that rb’s that run for over 900 yards and score 5 td’s or less almost always bounce back into the double digits the following year which makes a great deal of sense to me.
Do your stretches, grab your snacks, pour your beverages, break some wind-do whatever you need to and get ready for round 2. GO!
THIS U.S. OPEN FINAL, I CALL IT A BROWNS-BENGALS GAME BECAUSE NEITHER SIDE SEEMS CAPABLE OF WINNING
Most Glorious Tie?
Tennis, like Donovan McNabb, does not believe in ties.
Oh, fuck me
Wait…did they just play fake boos??
I’m loving the sparkly cleats though
The QB force field may still be up in Foxboro, but looks like the bailout calls may have followed our boy down south…
Not that it actually made any difference, of course
Going to the end Bucc/Saints game it appears to be one giant Brady apologist-fest. Has the whole game been like this? Puke.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Vegas goes wild
That should do it
It’s official, Tom Brady sucks
Aikman is still schlobbing his knob, though.
Well, yes, he’s a good QB, but he really sucks as a person.
Qards are the only ones in Arizona practicing social distancing.
https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1305245769667022848
Gronk didn’t score Valtex stock going down
I’ll have wait till tomorrow for KHip to tell me what I should think about this afternoon’s matchups, but right now my favorite bit is all the announcers having to say “Washington Football Team.”
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Tom Brady is the first QB to have 3 straight games with a pick six since Matt Schaub and Blaine Gabbert, who both did it in 2013 <a href=”https://t.co/dDz86qgTt7″>pic.twitter.com/dDz86qgTt7</a></p>— ProFootballReference (@pfref) <a href=”https://twitter.com/pfref/status/1305283748062269440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>September 13, 2020</a></blockquote> https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Like being tossed a cold Natty Bo. Or whatever. This is cool.
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1305193447721181184
No love for the gold diggers today!
The Browns blown fake punt got me yelling the same thing Cameron Diaz yells at LL Cool J when he fumbles in Any Given Sunday: “TWO HANDS, YOU MORON!”
https://streamable.com/gnbq9e
So I thought I read that now that Cam is a P*t, he’s not allowed to be freely beaten up anymore? Shit. That makes me sad because I hate everything about the P*ts but I like Cam.
Holy shit. The P*ts QB force field even works for Cam Newton.
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/dyqygk
Speaking of “last shreds of sanity” – I did finally learn what assdick Bayliss said about DAK! earlier in the week. I hope he gets the most painful cancer possible.
Everyone who pays him for this trolling shit deserves AIDS cancer for letting his bullshit get to this point and also for continuing to pay him for this.
Wow, just looked at that…Bayliss giving a textbook demonstration of toxic masculinity
Not quite Martin Grammattica level, but close, close.
Someone please check on Redshirt!
guys, we best ALL give him an alibi for his murder spree
He’s in southern Ohio. No one would notice, and if they do, we just say someone’s wild animals got loose.
SHANKLOR taketh away
That Lions dropped pass is heartbreaking. Let’s watch it again!
/The Price Is Right “loser” horn theme plays
That’s a Quoteables winner right there!
Welcome to the Bengals burrows
PEAK BUNGLES
Hey Chargers, Burrow’s thrown every pass on this drive to the same spot. You may want to cover over there.
Watching Tawwwwwmy’s new boys shit the bed while listening to a good game I’d really rather be watching (NYNERZ).
Random observation: Plague hasn’t left Sean Payton’s face any less punchable.
Second observation: funny how Cards radio has Biden ads every thirty seconds
they want AZ, NC, or TX badly
Me too.
oh well, all on Fat Kicker for OT
Bulllshittt
Somebody having a pony-gasm right now
Watching Garoppolo run will never not be awkward
The ref better be adding to stoppage time due to these Clippers du Merde shenanigans
Replay official has Drake in fantasy obvs
Replay official a young millennial can’t get enough of Drake
and/or a stripper
Hey, this was boring for a while, but now a pair of TDs, second being Hopkins doing a thing !
Haven’t seen a Hopkins devour a team like that since Silence of the Lambs
And without the benefit of a nice Chianti! (Gatorade just isn’t the same)
/slurping sounds
This is what I imagine it’s like to be a Bengals fan, just shitting into the void
ok, Qardinals/Tomsulas is pretty good
Please saints score to set me up for max Godwin garbage time
They need to keep passing so Beatie Mixon preserves his NOICE!!!! rushing day.
I’m not gonna learn what this “gender reveal” bruhaha is all about. Sounds like sommet too stupid to process through my addled brain.
I mean, my opinion of Murrika is low enough as is.
I see it as a way to identify people I would never want to be friends with
Save what remains of your sanity and NOT investigate further.
Hey, Smokey just made a scorepoint!