Feels like the beginning of the season for some reason. Thank The Covid for that. As we move forward and things get less and less predictable, I want Wednesday night games. I want Friday morning games. I want Saturday midnight games. BLOW IT ALL UP, NFL! Maybe listen to someone in marketing that is under 45 years-old, for once.
Fallout:
-Listing injuries to stars is something I fear will not be a thing that goes away at any time this year. This is Agatha Christie’s “And Then There Were None” (original title was “Ten Little Washington Teams”) played out on the field. Anyhoo, Ekeler, Chubb, Drake and Darnold will likely miss (insert number here) weeks. It’s cool perusing one’s fantasy teams, reacquainting oneself with the “IR”, “D”, “O” and “Q” parts of the alphabet.
-The Colts D is a thing? With the exception of the Bears last drive (when Indy was likely in ‘prevent’) the Colts gave up only 170 yards. I’d heard before the season began that Ya-Sin and Blackmon were impressing and that cb Rhodes had regained his form. With this on top of above-average play from Buckner and Leonard, is the team modeling itself after last Year’s Pats? What with the lockdown secondary and the aged qb dinking and dunking to his heart’s delight?
-Feasting on wonky O-lines tends to inflate superior defensive players numbers-Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald share the league lead in pressures with 27.
-Shoutout to the many rookies that are flashing right now. The smartest of the smartest NFL jaw-waggers insisted that this would a very tough year for them. Apparently Herbert, Burrows, Lamb, Jefferson, Higgins and more than a few others didn’t bother listening.
TO THE GAMES!
Pats/Chiefs:
He’s so frickin’ entertaining! Patty sees the field so well, can make any type of throw, responds to texts in a timely fashion and can fold a fitted sheet! The latest rumor is that he’s going to carry the baby for his partner because he doesn’t want to burden her too much. So many of us thought that this 2-4 year window of Chiefs play would be them outscoring everybody and giving up mega points. The game vs. the Ravens and halftime adjustments last year on the run to the Super Bowl have put that notion to the side. Belchick will take one of Kelce, Tyreek or CEH out of the game and it won’t matter because Hoyer is bringing his talents to the starting spot.
Falcons/Packers:
What with Rodgers flinging the ball like his 27 year-old self again and Matty Ice in the late prime of his career, I don’t think that’s a big ask. Brian Hill acquitted himself well last week which automatically pings back to questions as to whether Hurdy Gurley is on a snap count. If Quinn loses another high scoring game and goes 0-4 he’s got to throw Raheem Morris to the sidewalk, right? Both Jones and Ridley were assessed as questionable but are ready to go.
Tell me something I don’t know, below.
Please be fake, please be fake, please be fake.
/probably isn’t fake in this timeline
Seems like it would be legit.
Did anyone ever find the “Emperor Nero renovates Rome” commemorative coin? Asking because I enjoy disaster history.
Hippo could be on to something with P*ts ML.
It feels really weird seeing the Pats get screwed on a bad call and feeling BAD about it!
That was bullshit.
A controversial call goes against the Pats? 2020 really is a crazy year!
Darth Hoodie’s mask is down. Throw him out of the game!
It’s fine.
The Chiefs only broke out the Quad Stack because Reid though they were talking about flapjacks.
You all wearin’ your football outfits?
I do not know how I did this.
Oh, great! You broke the site!
How was the rat?
I don’t think he said Burger King….
Spicy!
Do it again!!
-Gladly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BQSHVHmGnY&ab_channel=smittipocharoen
Sorcery!
I do not think using the challenge is worth it, for 5 yards.
I never turn down a helping hand.
Hi there!
Not a problem.
Coffee and pills. Demon weed is ILLEGAL smh
Not up here!
Nipple tartar is so under-rated.
Goes great with squid.
The visible ribcage suffices to overcome the likely racism. Totes would!
They’s a NEW magick white WR!!!
“Steel beams melt at 1,000 degrees. Please vote.”
-Pete Carroll
I really, truly do not understand the non-voter. Good on the NFL for trying to lessen the numbers.
https://vimeo.com/464306565
Hippo if we up here in your attic could vote, we would.
Finally were back to Hoyer Country
Give us Stidham…suburbia?
Trump is a complete idiot for leaving the hospital early. He’s only going to finish infecting his whole administration, and all of them will get sick and possibly die and I withdrawal my objection, please proceed.
I was half wondering today if he got #NuAIDS on purpose, with the plan of infecting Diamond Joe (and making him ded)
I’m still in the “He’s faking it” camp.
https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313138387994509313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1313138387994509313%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeadstate.org%2Fkayleigh-mcenany-tests-positive-for-coronavirus%2F
Maybe he had to go to Walter Reed for the clap?
I’m thinking he’s just giddy from the steroids and will crash in a couple days.
Like Wile E. Coyote going after Road Runner.
During the debate. I bet he tries to spit on Biden.
Biden needs to wear one of these. Harris, too, this Wednesday.?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff
No way. Ivanka is a clean woman. I know from first hand exper…
I may have said too much.
Just hotboxxing COVID in the white house
There is no indication as to what order these actions should be performed.
Pink eye. “Life is a flat circle.”
True, Scott Baio is a right winger.
Is it a coincidence that most of the Chiefs skill players have an explosive first step after they get the rock?
Tyreek may hit them if they don’t.
Are they pregnant?
Ok have I ever mentioned that I really like my cats? Because I really like my cats. Even the one who bogarts the remote control.
His “non-ded son” you mean, Jim?
That was my reaction to that comment as well.
Also, I wish Collinsworth had taken parenting tips from Reid.
The bonus P*ts game is on CBS isn’t it? Freaking primadonna network that thinks they’re good enough to strike out on their own instead of participating in the major streaming networks. They also use a shorter line-of-site digital signal making it harder to watch them with an antenna. I really, really hate them.
Looks like Litre was right to mock my $25 P*ts moneyline bet. But +425!!
I just dont think Hoyer can beat the Kool Aid man and his weasel DC.
HAWT TAEK: Norah O’Donnell is quite attractive
Oh, indeed.
She has a great ‘What the fuck are you talking about?” look.
I get that look quite a bit, so yeah.
I’m more of a Katy Tur man myself.
I’d be proud to have either mace me.
Also a great WTF? Face.
Very good point. Few things beat the disapproval of a hot, intelligent lady.
soooo, all of our significant others?
No intelligent woman would be my SigOt (see what I mean?)
That’s why I’m going to die alone.
Second from the left eats ass
Or at least balls deep, no gag reflex…..
Okay, *certain* people wouldn’t provoke it anyway.
People with noodle-dicks?
Or Favre-ian girth/ length.
Norah O’Donnell would NEVAR. Stern and disapproving missionary – as the LAWD intended
HIPPO SEXUAL PRACTICE DISAPPROVAL ALERT!
HIPPO SEXUAL PRACTICE DISAPPROVAL ALERT!
HIPPO SEXUAL PRACTICE DISAPPROVAL ALERT!
Oh yeah! I bet on Tyreek Hill tonight, so a heartfelt apology to anyone who needed him to produce tonight.
What’s the plus/ minus he punches a pregnant woman?
If it’s a blue plus sign…
He likes to punch them when it is a lot further along.
Romo’s mic has the ‘rona
Desus & Mero with the important news that someone is keeping Vegas from putting odds on Trump dying from Covid.
I guarantee you it’s Sheldon adelson.
Right wing facebook tells me if he dies with a comorbidity (like obesity) then he didn’t die from covid
Would very much enjoy the chuds fiercely screaming that he died because he was too fat
Trying to think of a more worthless stat than “record during regular season month”
Unless it’s December?
/triggered
–T. Romo
Baseball is notorious for shitty stats like that
Bird Law needs stats.
If he wants the last jelly doughnut, you better let him have it!
Pretty confident that’s a Subway.
Then somebody better go get him a jelly doughnut.
He’s not competent; it would be like going out wearing all of you sports gear….. every sport.
I was thinking more of the lines of him having the same reaction of a 2 year old in the candy aisle when he is told no.
Good point, or random shooting/ no target.
Pretty confident the guy is ordering a 4 inch sub.
Well, well, look who’s being all generous!
I’m just glad he has a camo mask on, to blend in.
I’ll put this pussy repellent against the most disgusting pony-fucking (no offense, Redshirt) Otaku weirdo.
Look at this fucking loser.
Interested to see if Damien Harris pops tonight for NE.
Ryan Air scribbles notes furiously.
Lol he fucking took the mask off as soon as he entered the white house, surrounded by people. Gotta love our big dumb president and our big dumb country.
you left out our big fat asses.
It was riding its own limo in
Anyway, he keeps trying to show off and walk up stairs unassisted like he’s not actively destroying his lungs and we’ll get our Danny Devito in Batman Returns ending.
Ok, 51 points out of Sammy Watkins and I can win this week….
Yeah I’m also relying on Sammy to protect 30 pt lead on someone with kelce helaire and crosby
Wait, they have different planes for those who had contact with Cam Newton and those who didn’t? Did Jerry Richardson finally get a posthumous separate but equal wish?
/probably the most random wtf thing that I’ve ever experienced
My first year playing basketball in high school. We were on a bus headed back home after all three teams had won. A chant of “SING IT! SING IT!” came from the seniors at the back of the bus. A dude that sat at the end of the bench and never played started singing this song. I mean WTF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSvTGfjLPl0&ab_channel=OST%26Covers%26so
Every tv network should get fucked for abiding that Kim Jong Un bullshit
CBS better go STRAIGHT to the FITBAW at 7p
Live footage of a bloated asshole being airlifted back to the white house doesn’t get you going?
/specially knowing WE IS PAYING FER TEH JET FUEL
What about your local Carolina news? How will you keep up with the bbq sauce debates???
There is no debate, vinegar bbq is the only true bbq, at least for pork.
Trump is returning to the empty WH, he’s going to be like Orson Welles in Xanadu.
Hosebud…
Bill O’Brien is gone. Double J offering Texans McCarthy, the Picasso hanging above the Nacho Hut on level 3 in Jerry Dome and a nice fucking from any of the current studs on the team for Lady McNair.
I sat Mahomes in case this game wasn’t played. In favor of FItzmagic.
My name is Sharkbait and I make bad fantasy football decisions.
I remember one time I made a bad fantasy decision-it involved Maggie Thatcher. It took me a long time to recover from that one.
oh man, Maggie FUCKS!!!
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=yT755W-K6B0
Mahomes-y is probably also a thoughtful and generous lover.
How much “respect” are we going to have for Brian Hoyer from the booth while he throws three INTs tonight?
Infectious Monster Escapes from Military Installation